At the End of All Things Elves in Revelation
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" - next step's probably trying to get a list of summoners who have died, check if any of them ended up in Limbo anyway -"

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"...valid circles drawn by Limboites -"

 


There's a handful, but a tiny handful. "This is like about how many I'd expect to see that drew them and changed their minds and didn't retry, or, like, died before the circle was answered."

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"Well. You have lots of exciting things to tell YouTube."

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"So exciting!"

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"Let me know if you want help with the video and sound editing part!"

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"I will want that! Do you have equipment recommendations?"

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He totally does!

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The other demons want to be dismissed.

Cam writes himself a script.

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The other demons can go home. Cam's script looks good.

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Cam gets himself nicely lit. He points cameras at himself.

He explains how to conjure for Valinor, step by step. He has everything premade so it isn't obvious till the end of the video, when he says, "Next installment on this channel will be about how I died and went to Hell!" and resprouts his wings.

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It gets a lot of attention.

The comments are mostly calling bullshit on that part; you could do that with a demon behind the scenes. Someone wants to know why you can't see Valinor from space; someone else wants to know why it's not messing with Earth's gravity; someone else thinks the ocean currents should show signs of a secret path to a hidden continent, thank you very much. Is it true there are Elves on Earth, are they scouts or spies or something? Is Elvis an Elf who faked his death, is Jesus an Elf who faked his death, is Hitler an Elf who faked his death? If he really died and went to Hell he wouldn't have internet access. What's the population of Valinor, what's the tech level of Valinor, could Superman take the Valar in a fight, could a battalion of Marines take the Valar in a fight...

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Cam preps his next video in response to these remarks. All he knows is "it's magic; I don't know how it works exactly" for the space/gravity/ocean things. The Elves on Earth just sort of stuck around; Valinor used to be more attached and never had 100% adoption among the species. They will not bother you. He dutifully performs checks - Jesus is in Limbo, Hitler is in Limbo, Elvis is -

"Uh." He pauses recording.

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Hanging out on the couch!

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"Elvis, huh."

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"And several other people, I kill them off every fifteen years or so - the lack of aging gets obvious -"

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"Who else?"

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"Freddie Mercury, Jeff Buckley, Kevin Holmes. I was about to start a new one when all this excitement started."

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"Were you even paying attention when that one angel who dug up the Silmaril asked for Freddie Mercury's discography?"

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"It's not even especially flattering, I have to tone it down a lot to avoid suspicion."

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"Do you want to do a little outtro, I can rearrange the video so that part is at the end."

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"Awww, but I'd have to do that appalling thing to my hair again - it'd be so dramatic, though - can you put my hair back afterwards?"

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"Sure can."

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"Then I will totally cameo."

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Awesome. Cam rearranges the video. He died and went to hell and is now on summon, which is how he has internet access. Valinor is lower-tech than developed Earth countries. Whether Superman could take the Valar is a matter of who's writing Superman these days but the Marines would be out of luck. There are just shy of forty million Elves in Valinor. Nothing doing on explaining the magic hideyness of Valinor, unfortunately. (The historical) Jesus is in Limbo, so's Hitler, but yeah Elvis was totally an Elf and he found him here he is!

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"Hello! I might cover all my old songs now that I needn't pretend to be human but I'll launch my own channel for that."

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