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And where will the wild beasts come from? Men like him will pull them out of the forests, and sell them to the cities. In favor!

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In favor! The people demand lions!

(and the owner of the best fighting pit in Ostenso profits thereby)

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Maybe if this part passes they can say that breaking cattle-rustlers' legs and leaving them for the wolves is a type of gladiatorial game. For.

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Oh, Cheliax. Against.

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On the one hand, this is a disgusting mockery of the very idea of justice. On the other, it's taxable income.

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Fine. Against.

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In favor.

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Against. 

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In favor. Even if his wizard was making dismayed faces the whole time. 

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Does fighting lions make people more or less likely to repent? ...Probably more? Getting torn apart by lions is slower than beheading, and if you think about it it's sort of like being in the Abyss. In favor.

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LIONS LIONS LIONS 

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He has no idea if he's supposed to be for or against this amendment... he can't abstain, though, it's better to have a wrong answer he can justify and apologize for his mistake on than to be blatantly helpless without a script. Cerdanya seemed annoyed by the amendment, and he's His Grace's ally so probably they agree... and the reason he'll give if it comes up is that lion deaths are unpredictable and might be much more or less torturous than it's supposed to be, that makes sense. Against the amendment.

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Fed to lions is the kind of angry death that leaves ghosts. But at least it’s not sacrilege like the final blade. Abstain?

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Who the fuck has time to go to the city to watch some guy get eaten by lions? Some people have jobs. Against.

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Sure, in favor. Make a good bill even better, and make sure the radicals don't have a prayer of victory; what's not to like?

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Oh, the southerners think they’re so much better, with their fancy arenas and lions. Can’t even do bear pit right. Against.

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The commons are deluded about a lot of things, possibly including whether feeding people to lions is evil. And it's not like he's particularly in favor of watching people be eaten by lions; he always preferred straightforward quick executions, and got away with it because guuh uuurgh he's just a stupid barbarian, obviously he's got terrible taste - 

 

...But if you think about it, it'd kind of be an asshole Asmodean move to slam the door shut behind him. For.

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Watching people get eaten by lions is good fun, though hopefully they include some bears and stuff too. It's great how the convention pays well enough he'll be able to go to all the exciting games.

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No! If you're going to do executions as entertainment you have to ALSO have it scripted and lovely and healing! Lions cannot follow a script at all!

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It's evil. Therefore he's opposed, because it's evil.

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