torture fight
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Yeah apparently she's better at catching that than Abadar's Truthtelling is.

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Man, nobles are wild.

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They really, really are. Can the two of them just draw steel and kill each other, or perhaps instead passionately kiss, and get it over with? She'd thought the rule against dueling was to her (and Feather's) benefit, but if the alternative is listening to this go on forever, then maybe it isn't. Watching people fight can only be so entertaining for so long, and Voshrelka's major convention goal has already been achieved. She would like to be free of the argument room sometime this decade.

"Hello, yes. We get the idea, thank you, you two hate each other and find each other to be fundamentally lacking in some combination of intelligence, pattern recognition, empathy, or external sexual organs. As an obvious outsider for the political machinations of nobility, it is transparently obvious even to me that neither of you are going to sway each other, nor anyone else in here. Everyone listening has already made up their minds on who they agree with. Can we move on to actual proposals for the convention?"

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"I second the motion for closure [sic]."
At this rate the cafe will be out of the good pastries by the time I get there. Again.

 

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That is not really how this works but they are in fact more-or-less at the scheduled time for the mid-morning break.

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Maybe every parliament should have a bunch of peasants in the room to cut off debate whenever they decide to eat lunch, as a way to keep sessions from running too long.

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