The confirmation screen disappears and is immediately replaced by something akin to a character sheet.
LVL: 1 (0 / 200)
DOM: 0 / 320
SUB: 0 / 470
BOD: 15 (+)
LST: 18 (+)
SED: 14 (+)
FUK: 18 (+)
PRV: 29 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Stat Points: 5
Status Effects: None
Description: Our heroine is a nineteen-year-old student at the University of Toronto who is smarter, prettier, kinder, and more charming than she thinks she is, not that that's a high bar. Her practicality, resourcefulness, impressively alarming romantic history, and ability to retain a sense of humour under pressure are among the reasons why she has been chosen by the Erogame.
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or periods or pregnancies or yeast infections. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Soul (Lvl MAX): A different player might have received an Erogamer's Mind skill to unlock their potential and allow them to play the game as it is meant to be played. You really didn't want that, and didn't really need that. This core skill only prevents your mind from being fundamentally and permanently damaged by extreme sexual experiences, and allows you to make voluntary use of the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.
Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
Video Game Mechanics: It is impossible for you to ever die. Whenever you die, you will respawn at a nearby location after a small amount of time has passed in full health and recovered of any physical injuries. The location and time passed since you died become increasingly inconvenient in proportion to the number of deaths you've experienced recently, but the inconvenience decreases in proportion to the time since the last death.
Info // Character Stats
LVL / Level: The quantified totality of your potency as an erogame character. The effect of this characteristic goes beyond just the 5 extra stat points you get per level, and the additional perk point you receive every 5th level.
BOD / Body: Your physical attractiveness, and other biological capabilities. At higher levels, your body becomes able to enact more exotic erogame events.
LST / Lust: The intensity of your sexual urges, and how easy it is to get you going.
SED / Seduction: Your ability to seduce others, to pique their interest and arouse their desire.
FUK / Fucking: Your ability to perform in bed and give others pleasure… or other sensations.
PRV / Perversion: Your descent into the world of naughtiness, fetish, deviance, and corruption.
ERO / Erogame Logic: The extent to which the world will bend---or can be bent by you---to create romantic and sexual situations in defiance of probability. Or at higher levels, physics.
DOM / Dominant Energy: Based off SED and FUK, fueling skills that invoke your dominance, sadism, or mastery.
SUB / Submissive Energy: Based off LST and PRV, fueling skills that invoke your submission, masochism, or service.
Info // Character Stats // Level
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you're at the very start of your new life, a world of untapped possibilities lying ahead of you.
You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body
At a BOD of 15, you'll draw plenty of looks. You're pretty, and you seem to be the only one who hasn't noticed!
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust
A LST of 18 is pretty noteworthy, and a great number of partners would really appreciate that. Yet for some unfathomable reason, you seem not to. But the world is your oyster, and whatever anyone says there's nothing shameful about tickling your pearl.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction
Your SED of 14 represents seduction skills that are definitely above average. You're a cute, funny, interesting girl, so long as you don't trip over your tongue and overthink it. But the game can definitely help with that, and with time and maybe a few pointers you will find yourself much more comfortable in your skin and your self.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking
Your previous relationships were perhaps not ideal in a number of ways, but you've definitely at least gotten experience from them. Your FUK of 18 attests that in most places, you're one of the best in bed around, provided no professionals are present. As the Erogamer, you will have many chances to get even better at it and you will be given your pick of opportunities to choose from, so that you can completely do away with that qualifier.
How do you increase this stat? Take a fucking guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion
A PRV of 29 is definitely unusual. You're turned on by things most people can scarcely contemplate, and your future looks bright with potential for perversion. This potential has been so far unexplored, blocked by a mixture of society and yourself. There is nothing to be embarrassed by; you can take things at your own pace, and you will learn to explore the full depth of all the many, many diverse ways humankind has devised to create pleasure. And who knows, maybe someday you will start pushing the barrier of the impossible and invent new things altogether, yourself.
You can increase this stat by looking for opportunities to get even kinkier.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
And they'd refill just from you sitting around on your ass doing nothing.