I have a crush on demon cam not the kind where you kiss them the kind where you torture them
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SLEEP DOESNT MAKE SENSE AS A NONESSENTIAL FEATURE

WHY WOULD IT EVEN EXIST IF IT WERE NONESSENTIAL

ITS NOT LIKE ITS A SURVIVAL ADVANTAGE

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"Well, we were hardly designed to maximize survival in a hostile environment."

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ASSUMING YOU WERE DESIGNED BUT YEAH OKAY

WHY DO YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HUMANS

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"We, ah, always framed the question the other way."

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JIMS SPECIES HAS BEEN AROUND FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE LOCAL VARIETAL

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"It's possible Eru was looking at neighboring universes for creative inspiration. Or to try to do better something that was done somewhere."

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SUPPOSE THATS AS GOOD A THEORY AS ANY

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"I'd love to have more to work with. If people sometimes hop universes we could evacuate this one."

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WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO ASK SOME DEMONS TO ATTEMPT TO DESIGN SUMMONING CIRCLES FOR ELVES

NO WAY ITLL WORK BUT SOMEBODY MIGHT THINK ITS FUN

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I WILL DICTATE YOU A LETTER

I WILL EXPLAIN THE RULES OF UPPER AND LOWER CASE LETTERS AND PUNCTUATION

THEN DICTATE YOU A LETTER

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"Upper and lower case letters?"

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THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF EVERY LETTER

I AM COMMUNICATING IN ENTIRELY UPPER CASE LETTERS WHICH IS ACTUALLY RUDE IN MOST CONTEXTS FUN FACT

USUALLY YOU ONLY CAPITALIZE WHICH IS TO SAY RENDER IN UPPER CASE THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE OR PROPER NOUN AND ALSO SOMETIMES OTHER WORDS FOR EFFECT AND ENTIRE WORDS OR PHRASES TO REPRESENT SHOUTING OR ON CERTAIN SIGNAGE

WHERED THOSE TRANSLATORS JIM WAS USING GO THOSE WILL HAVE THEM

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They are fetched.

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Cam identifies lower-case versions of each letter. He can't find an X. ITS OKAY LOWER CASE X JUST LOOKS LIKE CAPITAL X ONLY SHORTER

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"It's a fascinating system. Who designed it?"

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I BELIEVE IT EVOLVED IN STAGES FROM THE PHOENECIAN ALPHABET AND WAS IN PRETTY MUCH THIS FORM AROUND THE TIME LATIN WAS SPOKEN BUT I DONT REMEMBER WHEN WE DROPPED THORN OR WHEN GERMAN INTRODUCED THE ESZETT OR OTHER DETAILS LIKE THAT

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"Huh. I guess in an entirely human society languages would end up changing over time much more than just what's agreed to be prettier or necessary to accommodate new words and ideas."

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OH YEAH CONSTANTLY

NOT JUST ALPHABETS

ALPHABETS ARE SLOW COMPARED TO ACCENTS AND VOCABULARY AND EVEN GRAMMAR

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"We change vowels sometimes if the linguistic guilds are in agreement, and we change words more frequently than that. I don't think grammar has ever changed."

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BUT THAT LOSES YOU SO MANY CHARMING OPPORTUNITIES FOR NONCE SENTENCE PATTERNS

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"People do... talk ungrammatically sometimes for their amusement? They're just being wrong when they do."

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I FEEL LIKE THAT LOSES SOMETHING COMPARED TO THE SENSE THAT IF YOUR NONCE SENTENCE PATTERN IS CHARMING ENOUGH IT WILL BECOME CORRECT BY SHEER FORCE OF ITS POPULARITY

MAYBE THATS JUST ME THOUGH

ANYWAY YEAH HUMAN LANGUAGES CHANGE CONSTANTLY ITS LOADS OF FUN

JIM IS SHORT FOR JAMES AND JAMES USED TO BE A BOYS NAME

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"Huh." He gets a notepad with which to practice the upper and lower case letters, and does them all. They're gorgeous. 

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YOU HAVE LOVELY PENMANSHIP

THIS HERE IS A COMMA AND THIS IS AN APOSTROPHE AND THAT ONE IS A PERIOD WHICH FOR HISTORICAL REASONS I WILL WRITE IN AS THE WORD STOP INSTEAD

LETTER TO FOLLOW

MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY COMMA IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE EXISTS A SIXTH WORLD STOP I INVITE YOU TO FORENSICALLY CONJURE MY SURROUNDINGS FOR DETAILS STOP PERHAPS IT WOULD AMUSE YOU TO KNOW THAT SOME OF THE INHABITANTS ARE INTERESTED IN LEAVING THEIR WORLD FOR PLEASANTER CLIMES STOP FIND ENCLOSED THE NAMES OF SEVERAL VOLUNTEERS WHICH MAY BE USED IN EXPERIMENTAL CIRCLES STOP I DO NOT EXPECT RESULTS BUT IT MAY BE A DIVERTING USE OF AN AFTERNOON STOP POSTSCRIPT COLON CHECK OUT THEIR MUSIC STOP SINCERELY COMMA CAM COMMA MAIL LABEL QUOTATION MARK LETTER TO CAM QUOTATION MARK HEREBY ADDRESSED TO THE SOCIETY OF THE LAMPLIT GROVE

SORRY I FORGOT I WAS GOING TO NEED QUOTATION MARKS AND A COLON A COLON IS TWO PERIODS ARRANGED VERTICALLY AND A QUOTATION MARK IS A PAIR OF COMMAS CLOSE TOGETHER AND REFLECTED VERTICALLY

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