I have a crush on demon cam not the kind where you kiss them the kind where you torture them
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"...yeah?"

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THOSE OATH THINGS HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE THEN

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"No. But the oath is to serve Melkor. So if there were no Melkor, it'd be no problem. They took the oaths before he came back, and it was fine."

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OKAY

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"We don't like living empty childless lives underground killing everything that moves in our territory, you know, it's just that we've been out of meaningful alternatives for a really long time and anyone who decided it wasn't worth it killed themselves."

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I DONT THINK I EVER CLAIMED YOU WERE DOING THIS RECREATIONALLY

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"But you were surprised that we'd stop if we could!"

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WE HAVE A REALLY SERIOUS INFERENTIAL GAP GOING ON HERE

MAYBE THE DIPLOMATS WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH THAT

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"It seems like the kind of thing they'd be good at." They return to Jim's room. They've set one up for Cam next door.

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He sets up his alphabet blocks just outside of it. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME TO READ

ID THINK IT WAS TOO SOON TO ASK BUT YOU LEARNED ENGLISH REALLY REALLY FAST

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"Lemme check - yeah, they've got stuff. They'll have someone bring it on over."

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THANKS

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They bring over: 

 

Emergency procedures in the event of attack, fire, earthquake, the use nearby of weapons with radioactive fallout, and various tiers of warning siren. 

A history of the Elves, the first four chapters, the rest still being translated

A history of the Dwarves, the first two chapters, the rest still being translated and run by Dwarves for approval

Helevorn's legal code

A transcript of the hearing at which the Valar paroled Melkor for his crimes during the first war

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These all seem fascinating. He will skim the emergency procedures and then start on the histories.

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Elves were created by the creator god by the side of the lake Cuivienen 4,661 years ago; they formed three tribes and spread out from there as hunter-gatherers, eventually settling most of the planet Ennor's northern continent. Melkor settled in the north, captured and tortured them, bred orcs, bred various other monstrosities, and released them onto the world; bewildered Elf civilizations, seeing their hunting parties go out and never come back and stumbling across the mutilated bodies of other bands of Elves, withdrew further and further towards Lake Cuivienen and the safety of numbers. Eventually the Valar found them and fought Melkor in a devastating war that sunk part of the north continent, and offered Elves the chance to settle on their carefully cultivated paradise planet, Valinor. Some took them up on it and some didn't. It was a 25-year journey to Valinor, accomplished by the expedient of the Valar towing a moon through space at close to lightspeed. Once there, Elves flourished and developed an advanced technological civilization, eventually inventing lightleapers with which they could return to their long-separated brethren in Ennor.

That was as far as four chapters got you. The book attributed every single technological advancement detailed to one man, Curufinwe Fëanáro, the King's eldest son and apparently responsible for inventing the compass, the calendar and the printing press, discovering the electron and the steam engine, developing powered flight and the automobile, and then inventing faster-than-light travel and the Silmarils. 

Dwarves were created by Aulë, the god of materials science, and they'd lived before the war in cities scattered across the continent, and become rich through innovation and trade. They'd abolished their governments as soon as they'd developed the internet and found it enabled less coercive solutions to the collective action problems they'd previously thought necessitated governance. That was as far as two chapters got you. 

During the hearing, the goddesses of dancing and youth, and the gods of the sea and of the airs, questioned the god of evil about why he had tortured all those Elves and created all those orcs during the first war, and he professed his profound repentance.  

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DWARVES SOUND NEAT Cam remarks.

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"Yes, they're great." They kill orcs on sight too. Actually they kill everyone on sight. It seems like probably it would be a bad idea to point that out.

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Cam's tail swishes once and he reads the legal code.

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There's a page of rules about rationing and a page of rules about unsecured electronic devices. Everyone is obliged to obey any order given by a soldier in an emergency or an emergency drill. Children are not permitted in Helevorn. Those are the only notable bits; the rest of the legal code is straightforward and wouldn't be out of place on Earth except for its brevity (four pages in total). 

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It kind of reminds Cam of the safety information pamphlet on old-time airplanes. THE STUFF I MADE FOR TRANSLATION MIGHT COUNT AS UNSECURED

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"Oh, we're assuming anything said anywhere you've been is going directly to the Enemy."

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OKAY THEN

YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO WANT TO MELT THAT SHUTTLE I MADE IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY

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"I'll pass that along, thanks."

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I HAVE A CHIP IN MY BRAIN BUT ITS A PASSIVE THING THAT LETS ME CONTROL MY COMPUTER

THE COMPUTER IS SECURE AGAINST DEMONS BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE WORKING WITH CYBERWARFAREWISE

JIM HAS A PHONE WHICH IS SECURE AGAINST HUMAN SCAMMERS BUT NOT DEMONS

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"I don't have the slightest idea what we're working with cyberwarfarewise either, for obvious reasons, but I'll pass that along as well."

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