I have a crush on demon cam not the kind where you kiss them the kind where you torture them
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"That might be nice for the variety. It doesn't cost you anything, making things?"

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NOPE

RUNS DOWN NO RESOURCES OF ANY KIND BESIDES TIME A LITTLE BIT

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Someone brings a tray of food. He won't recognize anything, though it's all presented very prettily like in a nice restaurant.

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He smiles at the bearer of the tray and tastes all the things.

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They're pretty tasty. Not the best you can make for yourself if you are a demon but as good as you'd get in an average human restaurant. 

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THIS IS SURPRISINGLY NICE WAR RATIONS CONGRATULATIONS

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He smiles. "I will pass that along, thank you. It's been two hundred years, if we didn't have any tolerable things it'd be hard to keep going. A lot of people really miss the outdoors."

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YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

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Pause. "We've intercepted enemy communications and many of them are focused on encouraging orcs in outlying areas to move to Angband. In Angband you can go outdoors, in Angband there's religious freedom, in Angband rations are doubled because there isn't the added difficulty of shipping them... we have satellites, we know the 'outdoors' one is false. We expect the others are too. But people want to dream."

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WHY IS IT DESIRABLE THAT ORCS MOVE TO ANGBAND

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"I think in the outlying areas they don't all take their oaths properly. I don't know if there's more to it than that."

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OATHS

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"Has to do with the computers in our heads. We can promise to do things in ways we can't break later. Orcs are all sworn to Melkor in a religious ceremony as soon as they can talk."

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THATS CONCERNING

YOURE SAYING YOU CAN HARD CODE YOURSELVES TO DO THINGS

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"Yes. It's mostly all right for us, but the Enemy abuses it."

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IT IS SORT OF HARD TO THINK OF INNOCENT USES

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"Trust at a parley or trade negotiation? Arranging to be unable to give up a piece of information? Settling internal power struggles in the King's family without worrying that whoever lost is going to undermine whoever won somehow?"

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I GUESS

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"They're definitely not to be used lightly."

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OR UNDER PRESSURE

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"Yeah. I can connect you to, uh, people involved with policy, on any of these topics, if you have more detailed questions."

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SURE I ASSUME YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING THIS JOB WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING

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"Not exactly. It had to be someone who didn't know anything, who went to meet you, because you had the ability to disable our weapons and so it seemed pretty likely they'd get captured."

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I DIDNT DISABLE THEM I JUST PREMATURELY EXPLODED THEM IM SURE YOU COULD HAVE HURT JIM WITH MORE CREATIVE WEAPONRY

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"And we were going to try if we'd had to but we couldn't be expecting that it'd work."

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