"There are. All written up neatly."

"Would you feel the same way about it if I was a grownup?"

"There would be slightly fewer levels on which I would be unequipped to handle you but still some."

"Okaaaaay." And he goes back to quizzing Charp about servantmaking, in Harthanic.

Charp remains obliging.

"You could maybe borrow one of those from Shine's supply."

"Ooooh!" Pop.

Sigh.

"Sorry."

"I'm surprised he even had the mana for that. Uh, can I ask you to go get him...?"

"Yeah, sure."

Kib pops into Shine.

He's trying to convince a Charp to come home with him.

"The Charps aren't going to agree to go places of their own initiative. They're not people. Somebody would have to tell one that you can borrow it," Kib says. "We could ask Island, or Lári, if they're using all theirs."

Hey, Island, Lári, where's a Charp I can take home?

I'll send one over.

He does that.

Sorry about that.

All okay? The first thing Fëanáro said to me - in front of a couple thousand people - was "Bella's a therapist, she can fix you -"

Yikes. Uh, they showed up at my house and he started getting my Charp to teach him Harthanic, didn't push it with me about the therapy - Rúmil mentioned it though, I'm gonna sort of try her out and get back to you?

Thank you.

You're welcome. You need her to help with any damage control on the couple thousand people thing?

Hmm? No, I said 'oh, I heard how in some worlds the Valar were angry with the Noldor and didn't heal everyone after the war, but our Valar healed everyone after the war so everyone is all healed, thanks for offering'.

Hopefully he won't pull this on any of your alts.

Someone should probably explain things to him. 

I'll tell Boots. When the Charp arrives, Kib reassigns it. Giving him a ride back now, I'll be by later, love you.

Love you, take care.

And Kib puts himself and the Charp and the smol Fëanáro back in his house. He really needs to not holler about how much the Maitimos need therapy in front of people.