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"That's a thing?!"

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He lets go to sit back on his heels.

“Yeah! It’s a thing! And you don’t have to be in love with somebody to want to fuck them.”

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"That has in fact ever come up in Auradon. But you shouldn't."

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“Why not?”

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"Because sex is for expressing your love for other people. Having sex with someone you don't love is like, I don't know, throwing up all your food so you can eat more or something."

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“...that metaphor doesn’t even make sense.”

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"You grew up around people who skinned dogs for clothing! I really think I'm right here!"

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He gets up and moves away, to rinse his hands and check on his work.

“I grew up around people who would beat me if I talked to any deVils.”

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"...It is bad to beat children."

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“That’s not what they said.”

There’d better be metal files in here somewhere.

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"Well, fuck them."

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“...yeah. Fuck them."

Oh. There’s the files.

 

 

“They said the same things about sex as you do.”

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"They're different from people in Auradon because people in Auradon don't beat children."

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“I don’t care if they’re different or not. I’m not believing anything they used to hurt me until I know why it’s true.”

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Kaleva kisses him. 

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??!?!??????!

He pulls back after a couple of seconds looking incredibly confused.

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Kaleva also looks really confused about what just happened.

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“Why...did you do that.”

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"I don't know!!!! Can we do it again."

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“...yeah, fuck it. Why not.”

He leans in and kisses him again.

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Maybe if Kaleva just makes out with Z forever then he won't have to deal with feelings!

This is probably not going to work but it involves making out with Z, so that's good.

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Z will make out with him for quite some time, but sadly, he can’t do it forever.

“...when was the next guy getting in here, again?”

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Kaleva glances up at the clock. "...Five minutes ago?"

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Oops.

He disentangles himself to go and stuff the metal file and his half-made jewelry in his pockets.

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Kaleva takes the opportunity to run away.

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