That evening, in the hospital's morgue, Theo finds himself naked on a metal table and much less dead than most people had been led to believe earlier.
In fact, he's feeling quite alive.
"Owen is probably a little silly and I don't think he would handle it gracefully. Probably more like 'what the hell vampires aah' with a side of 'oh cool how do I become one' and– would either be terrified or ridiculous about it. Matt, uh, is probably the best bet? But– I don't know, he's sort of quiet and sometimes a bit difficult to predict – like, I'm sure he wouldn't do anything terrible, but I'm not sure what in particular he would do."
"Okay, well," he looks at his watch. "I guess I will call him, in that case."
"Should it maybe be me? I think I could probably convince Matt to come and might be better overall to avoid the time wasted over thinking this is a prank or something."
"Yeah, okay," he says. "He's coming here, right, we're not having him come somewhere else and meeting him there?"
"Yeah, something came up this morning and I couldn't go to school, um, and I have a weird request, how free are you today?"
"Yyyeah I wouldn't call it that. I think I'll go wait for him outside and then, um, you open the door when I knock?"
"...yeah, about that. Can I ask you to trust me for about, oh, two minutes?"