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That evening, in the hospital's morgue, Theo finds himself naked on a metal table and much less dead than most people had been led to believe earlier.
In fact, he's feeling quite alive.
Theo becomes a vampire
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Mmmmmmmmhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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hehehehehehe
he should go over there that's a good place to be
There! Around that corner! More smells, one smell actually, it's closer to the ground but it's still a good smell.
Kinda far, though, he could maybe run there?
It does! Very much! He's running so fast he runs past the food accidentally.
in-the-breeze
… Whoa.
Okay, he'll take it a bit slower and get back to the food, because– whoa.
The food moves a bit in response to him and makes some noises.
It is no longer moving and making noises. Good food.
Now, running was fun wasn't it, maybe he should do some more if it.
in-the-breeze
Good food indeed! That is what good food tends to do. How nice of it.
He leans down to pet the food, first, for being good food. Good food. Good food good food good food. Good words, too. Mmm.
Then he goes running.
Running!
...this is kinda cramped, though, he could find a better place to run somewhere probably.
Well he knows what town he's in, so maybe he could find that nice open desert neighboring it.
Yep! If he runs in that direction (and maybe grabs a snack on the way) he should reach it in, like, two minutes tops.
Well he'll only find one unless he takes a detour from the direction of the nice desert.
(niiiiice desert is that the suuuuuun that is not the sun that is the mooooooon moon moon moooooon)
in-the-breeze
Ugh fine he'll grab one and then run to the desert and hope there's another available somewhere.
There... isn't, unfortunately, but there is the desert! It is large and he can find out what his top speed is and there is wind and moonlight is beautiful!
in-the-breeze
Ooh!
What's his top speed? Not that he can really measure it precisely but is it 'whee' or is it 'wheeee' or is it 'wheeeee'?
It is definitely 'wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
in-the-breeze
Aaaaah this is wonderful.
He's just gonna keep doing this for a while because eeeeee running.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
in-the-breeze
He keeps doing this for a while!
… For a long while!
… It actually continues to be fun for a ridiculously long time, after which he decides that he hasn't actually tasted anything recently, so he tries to lick the sand.