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Elan's prison escape goes differently
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"Woo! Go Haley!" says Elan, jumping up and down. This, predictably, causes his dick to flop around.

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Oh wait Thog is right there.

"But don't kill him, please! We can bring him to Shojo and he can have a paladin Detect Evil since they don't have dumb rules like the Cliffport one here."

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Blush!!! This does not impede her combat efficacy but wow she sure is blushing while stabbing Nale.

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"It's personally offensive to me that I can't join in the stabbing of Worse Blondie, in case anyone was wondering. Can we drag him outside city limits?"

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"No," Roy says, moving to flank Nale. "Unrelatedly, would anybody like to tell me what the Hells is going on?"

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Elan waves.

"Hi Roy!! Nale framed me for all the murders he did in Cliffport by swapping clothes and also shaving so that he could kill all of you while I was in prison waiting for the trial. And then I escaped by doing some stuff that I feel weird saying in front of my brother and got a teleport here by doing some more stuff that I feel weird saying in front of my brother. You weren't at the hotel so I came back here and that's when I ran into Nale and Haley. Oh, and Thog is here too."

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Thog gazes thoughtfully at Nale, who is looking somewhat the worse for wear.

"nale mean it about not caring if not-nale hurt nale's friends?"

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"Rrrgh! Yes! I mean no – now isn't the time, you big idiot, get one of these jackasses off me!"

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"thog think nale maybe need time-out," Thog decides.

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Elan feels bad but he's not really equipped to… do anything. He's so new to sex magic and Nale has his sword and he doesn't think any of his spells would really help here.

He also feels bad for Thog, and also for Nale. He really hopes that Nale didn't mean it, about not caring.

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