Exists. 'all right' is hard to evaluate.

"Alive, at any rate, hard to get fine detail."

Pause. "Can you check if he has a family -"

"...can you be more specific?"

"It has been thirty thousand years and it would be very reassuring to know that he found someone without any mass murders on their record and is settled down being bored in Valinor because Valinor does not have any problems worth his attention."

"I don't actually know if I can conjure by marriage, even magic soul marriage. I can check to see if he has kids, that should be more straightforward -" Check. "- no kids. Not getting anything for a spouse either but that could be a false negative."

"Do you get anything for a spouse for my father?"

"- no, so apparently it's not direct enough a designation."

He relaxes slightly.

"My father's wedding rings?"

Those he can produce. Ooh pretty.

"- looks like he's not married or the rings tradition has evaporated in the last thirty thousand years."

"Wedding rings made in Valinor in the last year - I'm sorry, you can stop entertaining me any time, I'm just not going to give up because of technical hurdles -"

"All the time in the world." Wedding rings start appearing; he aborts the conjuration before there are more than a dozen.

"Thank you."

"Doesn't your Arda not even permit gay marriages?"

"Of course not, but he'd be straight now, he died, Mandos would've fixed him."

Yeugh.

"Well, that's delightfully fucked up - you also -"

"I disassociate whenever anyone touches me or looks at me the wrong way so I'm actually not sure."

Why do Valar suck so much.

Yeah he'd kind of favor feeding them to black holes if not for the. Collateral damage. "I can ask my cousin if he thinks under the circumstances he'd -"

"I don't think it's very straightforward to predict what you'd do in thirty thousand years."

"Yeah, probably not." Sigh. "Does Tyelperinquar have children, are there more Fëanorians running around -"

Check -