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[] Obedience (1 point)

At will, give yourself the Obedient status effect for a pre-specified duration. While this status effect holds, you must make a will save (potentially with modifiers) to disobey any order given you. This obedience only applies to orders that can be obeyed over the course of minutes, not to longer-term orders. Once you refuse an order, you do not need to save again versus that order or similar orders until one day has passed.

You cannot impose an Obedient status effect on yourself lasting longer than 10 years.

Your point is refunded at 70 PRV.

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No! Half the fun of being a sub is being a brat about it!

"Info, perks, ERO."

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>> PRV (6)
<< ERO (27)
[] (Ir)rational (2 fragments)

Up to once per level you may toggle whether or not Erogame Logic suppresses scientific curiosity. While this suppression is off, appropriately minded individuals can recognize you as a total falsification of how they thought the world worked and may prioritize the larger implications. While this suppression is on, people will still experience shock and wonder about specifics, but evince no great curiosity about fundamental issues, nor ambitions of global change.

By default, this suppression is off.

[] Blessings of Slaanesh Be Upon This House (1 point)

Whatever building you choose to make your permanent residence has residents with BOD, LST, and PRV at least equal to your corresponding stats minus 8. Events within all parts of the building behave as if under the influence of your full, in-person ERO. People under the age of 14 do not experience any ero events, no matter how unlikely that is.

[] Ero-Inventory (2 fragments)

Any portable sex equipment or clothing that you legally own can be summoned by you at will, and dismissed at will to return to its former location. If your ERO is under 50 and you are being observed, you must summon items to inside an unobserved container, or otherwise maintain deniability. If you are displaying cleavage and your apparent cup size is at least C, you may access up to 2000 cubic centimeters of general storage by reaching between your breasts; providing the object could reasonably have been stored there, if your ERO is under 50.

Your fragments are refunded at 60 ERO.

[] Ero-Travel (1 point)

Your perversions are so twisted as to warp space itself. At the moment of orgasm, you can teleport to any other point where you have previously had an orgasm, provided that both your origin and destination are well-trafficked public travelways (e.g. busy sidewalks, bus stops, subway platforms). While your ERO is less than 50 you must not be observed at the moment of vanishing, and any others present at the destination will happen to be looking away as you materialize, though they will be looking back very soon. At ERO 50+ you may take along any number of partners if you are all stimulating each other and orgasm simultaneously. Traveling longer distances may require more intense orgasms at the origin point, a greater number of previous orgasms at the destination point, or both.

Persistent 'points' in space are calculated relative to whatever massive body's gravitational field dominates that point in space, including matching the rotation or orbit of that massive body. On arrival you will be matched to the velocity of your destination point. 'Simultaneous' times at the origin and destination will if possible be aligned to match the predictions of Special Relativity given your origin velocity, but cannot loop time. You can take with you whatever you are currently carrying with your own strength, including clothing.

Your point is refunded at 80 ERO.

[] Fading Dream (2 fragments)

Your exes do not remember you after you break up with them.

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(Ir)Rational sounds... eh. Blessings of Slaanesh appears to kind of already be in effect. Ero-Inventory would be useful if he didn't have, like, a backpack. Ero-Travel sounds like a logistical nightmare. Fading Dream sounds horrible, Jesus.

"Next."

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>> Starting (1)
>> BOD (7)
>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
<< ERO (27)
[] Fake ID (1 point)

You have an alternative identity whose existence is recognized by governments and computers. You have all paperwork required to support this identity and can choose its background at will; if the alternate you is a different age, nationality, or sex then it is your responsibility to disguise yourself accordingly. No one can make the connection between your identities without you explicitly informing them or them catching you unmistakably in the act of switching.

This perk does not modify people's senses of object permanence: someone who locks one of your identities inside a cell will be expecting the same person to be in that cell later. If you change your appearance, they may simply decide you have 'disguised yourself' as your alternative identity.

You may take this perk more than once.

[] Friends With Benefits (1 point + 1 fragment)

Your friends, companions, and allies have an easier time keeping up with your rapidly growing power as they follow you down many strange paths---if that's what you want, anyway.

This perk unlocks the Share the Fun subskill of the Bestow Ability skill tree.

[] Home Base (1 point)

You possess an upgradeable fortress home, initially small and bare, but expandable through the infusion of money, certain offerings, or the completion of various quests. Electricity, water, and Internet access are always provided. Your home initially has an unobtrusive outlet in whichever part of your local territory is most useful to you. Further outlets may be added with underground expansion, or at higher ERO, portals.

You may designate small personal areas within your base as not being invadable. You may place vulnerable family and friends in this area, and personal mementos. You may not use it to store prisoners, treasures, or objects of power.

[] In Nomine Status Quo (1 point)

Once per level you may roll against your ERO*2 to have something undo the long-term consequences of an event perturbing your personal existence. You discover blackmail material you can use to get the prosecutor to drop the charges; or, your one-night-stand turns out to be a millionaire who pays off the incurred debt. Your chance of success when using this perk cannot exceed 90%, but you can still try to salvage the situation by ordinary means if it fails.

This perk may be used any number of times, without counting against the once-per-level limitation, to try to undo any addition or removal of a suitor in your love dodecahedron.

[] It's Like Saying Hello In Japan (1 point)

No negative consequence of any kind will occur to you, including to reputation or personal friendships, from forcing yourself on a person of primarily Japanese descent. Any person who has voluntarily watched more than 200 hours of anime is considered Japanese for purposes of applying this perk.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

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Fake ID doesn't sound useful right now.

Friends with Benefits sounds potentially useful in the future. On the list.

Home Base he kind of already has. In Nomine Status Quo sounds useful but kind of like a cop-out. It's Like Saying Hello In Japan is, again, horrible, what the fuck.

"Next."

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>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
<< ERO (27)
[] Let's Not Turn This Rape Into A Murder (2 fragments)

Although the Erogame would not in any case present you with a crippling threat and no alternative, this perk guarantees up front that no sexual assault or sexually motivated kidnapping will result in any damage your Erogamer's Body cannot heal. Think carefully before taking this perk: once you take it you can never again experience the crushing, absolute submission that comes from knowing your very life depends on pleasing your captor.

[] Like Uber For Costumes (1 point + 1 fragment)

If you can find any manufactured fetish clothing (not a one-off creation, and you must not have been involved in inspiring it) that corresponds to a profession, you can act with the full skill of that profession while wearing that clothing. For example, using firearms while dressed as a sexy soldier.

Minimum ERO: 60

[] Mindbreaker (1 point)

Sexual torture is a completely reasonable and efficient way for you to obtain competent, obedient followers.

Your point is refunded at 25 ERO.

[] More Competitive Than You (1 point)

For any activity whose primary purpose is competition (e.g. chess, drag racing, or martial arts; but not stock trading, or literary authorship) your skill level adjusts to match your love interests and/or romantic rivals. Your skill level is such as to make you just barely worse than your love interest, or just barely better than your romantic rivals, whichever is higher, if you try your best.

[] No Comparison (2 fragments)

Those who have experienced sex with you do not think to compare their past or future sexual experiences to the ones they had with you. This perk applies retroactively to previous partners and heals any prior psychological damage they have taken, but does not repair any of their relationships that have already broken.

Your fragments are refunded at 50 ERO.

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Let's Not Turn This Rape Into A Murder is... disturbing in its implications, but Ari's into that. Away with it. Like Uber For Costumes sounds... useful, but not all that useful? He can't fit in most sexy X costumes. Mindbreaker: horrible what the fuck. More Competitive Than You sounds tiresome. No Comparison... could be useful, but now that he's aware of the potential problem, Ari thinks he'll just not be mindbreakingly good with anyone who isn't in his harem.

"Next."

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>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
<< ERO (27)
[] Non-Excludable Public Good (1 point)

The world treats your orifices as unsecured wifi. Nobody considers it odd for anyone to do anything to you at any time or place. They may still consider it shameful for you if you visibly respond.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 45

[] Oh My God There's Two Of Them (1 point + 1 fragment)

You can be in two places at once, so long as at least one of you is doing something ero. You experience both lives separately and in parallel. You cannot gain energy from selfcest.

Your point and fragment are refunded at 90 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 60

[] Pay In Rape Dollars (1 point)

Whenever you would otherwise need to spend money within the game system, you may optionally pay by handing over an unwilling victim of correspondingly high quality. You by definition are not unwilling if you hand over yourself, likewise those who have voluntarily submitted themselves to your commands.

Minimum ERO: 70

[] Perfect Subbing (2 fragments)

You can at will perceive subtitles in your native language for all speakers whose voice you can hear, and subtitled translation for all foreign-language texts. This does not enable you to speak or write other languages.

Your fragments are refunded at 60 ERO or 80 SED, whichever happens first.

[] Something About Marry (1 point)

You may at will choose to have been betrothed to someone as a child. The evidence for this betrothal may be discovered all at once or revealed gradually. Warning: Overuse of this perk may result in the results of overusing this perk.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

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Ari takes a tentative jab at Non-Excludable Public Good to see if he can take it by sheer dint of wanting it bad enough despite its prerequisites. When this fails, it goes emphatically on the list.

Oh My God There's Two Of Them could be handy once he gets to that point.

Next one's horrid, next one's a pun and kind of useless, next one sounds dumb. "Next."

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>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
<< ERO (27)
[] There Are No Stops On The Rape Train (1 point)

+15 BOD, +15 SED, and +15 FUK.

Nobody will understand anything you say or do—such as trying to run away, or struggling, or screaming—as indicating that you might not want to have sex; unless they would not heed your wishes regardless.

Raising LST or PRV to over 35, or ERO to over 60, is strongly advised before taking this perk.

Minimum ERO: 45

[] This Rape Train Has No Brakes (1 point)

When a person finishes raping you, if there is at least one other potential rapist within visual range who has not yet raped you, each such person is at least 50% likely to take their turn next (even if they otherwise would not be so inclined). In the event more people would try to rape you than you have available orifices, a random subset will be selected. The effects of this perk are evaluated again after each round of rape finishes.

All benefits and rewards of being raped are doubled.

This perk stacks with the skills Asking For It and Dressed Like a Slut, and with the Rapebait status effect.

[] Time Enough For Love (1 point + 2 fragments)

Unlocks the Time Control skill tree. Your future self immediately uses Time Control Lvl MAX to seal all aspects of this skill except for the relatively harmless Slack subskill. At Lvl 1, the Slack subskill enables you to take up to 10 extra minutes per day, spread out however you like, so long as nobody is watching you or nobody in your group is keeping track of time.

Your point and fragments are refunded at 90 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30
Your glowficness is too high to take this perk.

[] True Love Conquers All (1 point + 2 fragments)

If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you—deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then in time you will always be reunited.

This perk retroactively includes everyone you have previously lost, but still love. If somebody you love is already dead (e.g. a beloved parent or grandparent), taking this perk automatically begins the Heaven's Feel quest to revive them after your ERO reaches 50.

[] True Love Potion (1 point)

Cause any one person to fall in love with any one other person, wholly, deeply, and permanently, with all their heart and all their soul. This counts as true love for all relevant tests requiring it.

You cannot take this perk after taking Eye of Yandere.

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Um.

There Are No Stops On The Rape Train goes on the list.

As does This Rape Train Has No Brakes.

He... isn't sure if he loves anyone truly. And True Love Conquers All says it works retroactively, so he doesn't have to make the decision now.

He takes a couple minutes' break after this page.

Then: "Next."

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>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
<< ERO (27)
[] Urban Legend (1 point)

For any identities you maintain besides your primary legal identity or Fake ID, their existence never becomes common knowledge. This perk does not interfere with first-order knowledge: People may readily observe or tell trusted others about the girl who blows anyone for $1. However, everyone believes unshakably that 'most people' would be as contemptuously skeptical of your existence as of an alien abduction. No one would ever dare talk about you in public as if they believed in you. It is possible for large populations to all be subject to this effect simultaneously, e.g. if you are seen on national television.

[] What Are You Doing Here (2 fragments)

You can always find anyone you have previously kissed. All your attempts to be admitted to the school, bluff your way into the military base, pretend to be a hospital nurse, etcetera, have triple the likelihood of succeeding. Unless you otherwise blow your cover, nobody else takes your target or any other prior acquaintances seriously if they protest your being there.

Your fragments are refunded at 80 ERO.

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He doesn't want to be an urban legend. Stalking somebody through erogame logic sounds hilarious, though. He puts What Are You Doing Here on the list in case he meets somebody he really wants to harass. ...like Spencer. Okay, maybe he'll take this one sooner than he thought.

"Info, perks, Genre."

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>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
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[] 'Little Death' Note (1 point)

The human whose name is written in this Note shall orgasm. Details of how the orgasm shall appear must be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 50

[] (In/Suc)cubus (1 point)

You may choose to appear anytime that someone conducts what they believe to be a succubus (incubus) summoning ritual. (They cannot be trying to summon the real you, since then they do not believe they are summoning a succubus/incubus.) You know roughly what sort of person(s) are doing the summoning. If you choose to respond, you can opt to appear naked or wearing the summoners' most preferred clothing. If your BOD is 40+ you may opt to appear in their ideal physical form, and at BOD 60+ you may opt for demonic additions. On arrival you gain some instinctive grasp of the conscious and unconscious sexual desires of your summoners.

This experience is lived in parallel, as if with the Oh My God There's Two of Them perk. You can respond to only one summoning at a time. You vanish when dismissed, or the next time the summoner falls asleep, whichever comes first.

You may visit a summoner later using your primary self, if you have learned their real-world address. You have no power to take their soul and no special ability to enforce any contracts made, but nothing stops you from lying about that.

Your point is refunded at 80 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 50

[] Agent XXX (1 point)

When you come into contact with any intelligence agency of any nationality, they will immediately see you as prime fodder for willing recruitment (either as an employee or a contractor). This effect continues operating even if you are already working for one or more such agencies.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

[] Animal Whisperer (1 point)

Choose an animal family. You are extraordinarily skilled at handling (non-sapient) members of this family, and will experience yourself as being able to communicate nearly intelligently with up to (ERO / 10) chosen familiars. At ERO 40 you may grant your chosen familiars greater intelligence and other powers through the Familiar subskill of Bestow Ability.

Your point is refunded at 60 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

[] Childe of the Night (1 point + 1 fragment)

Stuff happens, you get turned into a vampire, more stuff happens. These vampires are nothing like Anne Rice vampires, and no characters resembling anyone from her novels will appear at any point.

Your point is refunded at 80 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 50

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>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
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[] Cultivator (1 point + 2 fragments)

Receive 4 doses of Body-Tempering Elixir and 4 Qi Pills, enough to get you started. Also, dantians are now a thing.

Your point and fragments are refunded at 80 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 50

[] Forbidden Love (2 fragments)

You discover a long-lost sibling: your choice of age, sex, and full or half relation. You may choose to make this a fraternal or identical twin. Their stats begin near human norms. You were separated before the Westermarck effect could apply. Both of you will begin to find the other sexually attractive after your first month of living in the same house as ordinary siblings. You will not remember that this perk exists or that you selected it.

[] From Sheen To Glow (1 point + 2 fragments)

Your name is changed to Isabella. Your personality is changed to Isabella. Other Isabellas consider you to be one of them.

Your greenness is too low to take this perk.

[] Go Out With A Bang (1 point)

A doctor diagnoses you with a fatal disease, giving you three months left to live---maybe two, maybe four. Your remaining lifetime is uncertain, but it won't be long now. Your occasional hospital stays are brief and painless, leaving you looking wan, sad, and beautiful in your hospital bed. Sometimes you get a piece of medical good news, giving you a little more time in which to say goodbye and experience all the things you never had a chance to do. No matter how long this continues, no one ever notices that the doctor always gives you around one more month of lifespan per month.

You may at will have a remission or relapse of your Terminal Moe.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

[] I See You (1 point)

You are able to perceive, remember, and have sex with anything that would ordinarily be undetectable by you, be misperceived by you, or slip out of your memory.

Your point is refunded at 80 ERO.

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>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
<< Genre (34)
[] Idol (1 point)

You gain the talent that will let you to learn how to compose music and lyrics. Singing and performance is already based on SED. All other aspects of becoming famous---such as actually practicing, assembling a band/harem, and seducing or blackmailing producers---are up to you; but you will encounter good opportunities.

[] In Love's Name, And For Love's Sake (1 point + 1 fragment)

You are recruited and empowered to fight the Lone Power that invented ennui, indifference, jadedness, boredom, and cynicism.

Your point and fragment are refunded at 95 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 45

[] Inheritance (2 fragments)

You are informed of your hidden blood relation to any one person of your choice, including public figures. They were already aware of this relation and watching you from afar, but could not contact you for some plausible reason. Your revealed relation to this person displaces your biological relation to the corresponding family members. You will not remember that this perk exists or that you selected it.

[] Innocence Temporarily Regained (2 fragments)

Your BOD, LST, SED, FUK, and PRV stats are reduced to the minimum of their current levels and 39, 25, 8, 8, and 1. Until it reaches its former level, your PRV stat cannot increase by more than 1 point per 3 days. Memories linked to higher stats cannot be recalled until your stats have again risen to a corresponding level. Skills are not recalled until your stats rise to a compatible level. Your hymen is restored. You retain your ERO. You do not receive the Innocent Virgin status effect.

[] Looper (1 point + 2 fragments)

Dying sends you back to the start of the Erogame with your original BOD/LST/ERO stats, original level, original perks plus the Looper perk, no in-game skills, and all of your memories. This displaces whatever plot armor you would otherwise have within the Erogame. You cannot Loop more than 4,294,967,295 times.

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>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
<< Genre (34)
[] Mad Inventor (1 point)

You can create devices whose functions correspond to many Erogame skills and effects. These devices cannot be mass-manufactured, but can be loaned to others. You must wear steampunk goggles while wielding this perk.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

[] Mad Scientist (1 point)

Your powers give you the ability to test hypotheses about sexuality that conventional science cannot or will not investigate. Use all skills at double their base level whenever you are primarily seeking general knowledge. (Extracting the location of an enemy base does not count as 'general knowledge'.) You must wear a sexy lab coat while invoking this perk.

[] Mating? Agreement. (1 point)

Many people around the planet begin to gain unique, specialized superpowers, causing far-reaching social changes. All of these superpowers have one thing in common: one way or another, they relate to sex. The people who have these powers tend to seek out sexually charged situations and have sex with each other.

Taking this perk automatically starts the Gold Morning quest.

Your point is refunded at 90 ERO.

Minimu ERO: 70

[] Meguca (1 point)

You're a magical girl! Well, more magical, anyway. Let's be realistic here, you were probably going to serve time in a costume sooner or later. This perk gives you a head start and some extra freedom of choice over styles of fightable monsters and revealing clothing.

If you are currently male, you may optionally opt for your transformed self to be a boy. Don't expect any fewer sparkles.

Your point is refunded at 65 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 45

[] Prize (1 point)

Seven interesting people from around the world learn your identity, along with the true fact that whoever wins your heart will gain tremendous power.

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>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
<< Genre (34)
[] Real Scientist (1 point)

Your unusual experiences have given you insight into open questions in human sexuality, leading you to form new testable hypotheses. You instinctively understand experimental methodology and statistics. So long as you report your outcomes honestly, other scientists will discuss your results seriously; and overlook your lack of credentials along with any questions about the morality or possibility of your experiments. You can write proficiently in LaTeX if you are wearing latex.

If you simultaneously hold the perks Mad Inventor, Mad Scientist, and Real Scientist, you become able to develop reproducible technology, including the experimental apparatus required for others to further investigate and extend your discoveries. An actual PhD in a scientific field, acquired the hard way, can substitute for the Real Scientist perk in this trinity.

Minimum ERO: 30

[] S/layer (1 point)

In every generation there is a chosen one. S/he alone will stand against and/or lie down with the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. S/he is the S/layer.

Your point is refunded at 80 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 55

[] Seduce, Contain, Protect (1 point)

You are a magnet for any person or sapient entity with a significant chance of producing global catastrophe. They will inevitably cross paths with you and find you highly attractive.

[] Sex God (1 point)

You can gain Dominant and Submissive Energy from sex acts performed in your name by anyone who sincerely believes you to be a god. Establishing and maintaining a cult is up to you.

[] Student Councilor (1 point)

Your school decides to form a Student Council. You are on it. Student Councilors have around as much power as Stalin.

Taking this perk automatically begins the Academic Infighting quest.

Your point is refunded at 70 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

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[] That Is Not How Hypnosis Works (1 point + 1 fragment)

You can mesmerize people by having them watch a swaying object or shiny object for a minute or two, or by forcing them to listen to your voice for ten minutes. You do not require consent to hypnotize someone, nor their knowledge that they are being hypnotized. Everyone is deeply hypnotizable by you. It is not especially difficult to hypnotize people into doing things they don't want to do.

To finish activating this perk, you must read any single book on hypnosis. It can be a short book. Borrowing it from the library is fine.

Minimum ERO: 40

[] The Maou The Merrier (1 point)

Someone you know is the reincarnation of the Demon Lord. This will have plot consequences or something. Whatever.

Your point is refunded at 90 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 60

[] To Boldly Come Where No One Has Come Before (1 point + 1 fragment)

You somehow get your hands on a starship, enabling you to visit nearby star systems and meet the many interesting and nubile life forms to be found there.

Your point and fragment are refunded at 85 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 55

[] United Federation of Perverts (1 point + 1 fragment)

While roaming about in your starship, you discover a larger galactic community. First Contact is initiated between Earth and their ancient, sophisticated, incredibly decadent civilization.

Your point and fragment are refunded at 90 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 70

[] Vengeance Shall Be Mine (1 point)

No plotline ever terminates while you are net-in-the-red with respect to revenges, counter-revenges, and revengeable events or deeds.

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[] Victory! (2 fragments)

You win the Erogame! Your title is changed to "The Winner" and the game continues on in post-victory mode.

This perk doesn't change much, but has been included for the benefit of players who insist on a victory condition.

[] What Dreams May Come (1 point + 2 fragments)

You know when someone begins to fantasize about you, and know in approximate terms what they currently intend to fantasize. You may choose to enter their fantasy and gain control of your analogue-self within it, experiencing the events as real.

You may gain skill, stats, experience, and energy within the fantasy. You retain all knowledge you learn within the fantasy. Physical changes to your body or equipment do not carry over to reality. Only as much subjective time passes for you as passes for the fantasizer. This event takes place alongside and parallel to your main existence and does not interrupt it, but you cannot participate in more than one fantasy at a time.

You only have what capabilities the fantasizer acknowledges you as having. The fantasizer does not notice anything unusual about your behavior within their fantasy, no matter what you choose to do or say. You may not exit such a fantasy until it has terminated. This perk only works on fantasizers unaware of its existence and on fantasies you have not deliberately influenced.

Minimum ERO: 30

[] You Fools Can't Stop Me (1 point)

Your schemes can only be thwarted by those near or above your own intelligence level, and only by their having been cleverer than you.

[] Zombie Sexpocalypse (1 point)

An extremely contagious virus turns 99.99% of the human population into sex-maddened creatures bent on fucking anything within reach. You, and everyone you personally like, are among those naturally immune to the disease. While most of the infected die quickly, some retain sufficient intelligence to become hominid animals living off the wilds or on food stores. Defending against their rapes and thefts is an ongoing problem requiring the survivors to band together. Some partially-immune survivors have greatly increased LST and PRV. Use this perk if you're tired of living in a complicated technological civilization.

Think carefully before taking this perk, as I Regret My Life Choices may lead to the plague being cured or the zombies dying out, but will not undo the previous effects.

Your point is refunded at 80 ERO.

Minimum ERO: 30

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>> Meta (7)
>> Srs Bsns (9)

He's... not super interested in any of these.

He flips through the rest of the section, skimming. None of the rest of these really appeal either.

"Info, perks, Meta."

Info // Perks

>> Starting (1)
>> BOD (7)
>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
>> Genre (34)
<< Meta (7)
[] I Regret My Life Choices (2 points)

Remove any number of perks previously taken. Non-refundable perk points are lost permanently, refundable perk points will return later at the appropriate thresholds.

[] Marshmallow Test (1 point)

Receive two additional perk points, for a net of one more perk than you would've had otherwise. This perk can only be taken after reaching LVL 10 and only if it is the first perk you have chosen. (Your starting perk does not count, likewise any perks automatically awarded by the system.)

Minimum level: 10

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[] Munchkin (1 point + 2 fragments)

Game design is less careful, and some exploitable loopholes remain on close inspection. Erogame functions are more likely to work according to your literal interpretation of the text.

This does not extend to liberal interpretations of the text. Your terrible, terrible ideas will still fail.

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>> Srs Bsns (9)

...he should really go for The Marshmallow Test.

Really, honestly, he should.

He doesn't want to, though. Like, at all.

Fuck it. He's an adult. He makes his own choices. "Next."

Info // Perks

>> Starting (1)
>> BOD (7)
>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
>> Genre (34)
<< Meta (7)
[] Off Switch  (1 point + 2 fragments)

Choose one perk, passive skill, or status effect. You may at will suspend or resume its effects whenever it would otherwise be on.

[] Wait I'm Not Ready For This (1 point + 1 fragment)

You may delay up to 10 points of gain in each stat, and up to 5 Lvls of gain in each skill, until you permit it to go through. This does not otherwise affect rates of experience gain or the leveling curve. Permittance may be done partially. Permittance is irrevocable. When first taking this perk, you may apply it retroactively to any gains within the last week.

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>> Srs Bsns (9)

Zero interest.

"Info, perks, Srs Bsns." No, he's not sure how he pronounced that either.

Info // Perks

>> Starting (1)
>> BOD (7)
>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
>> Genre (34)
>> Meta (7)
<< Srs Bsns (9)
[] Erogame What Erogame (2 fragments)

You forget that the Erogame exists. The game automatically levels up, distributes stat points, selects perks, accepts quests, and invokes skills in whichever way it thinks will make your sex life the most interesting.

[] Goodbye (1 point)

You may enter any one fictional continuum at the place and time of your choice, arriving in your current form and with your Erogamer powers. You cannot displace an existing character unless you choose to arrive at the time of an extrauniversal summoning, such as by Louise the Zero. You arrive without your metafictional knowledge of the continuum, and able to speak and write the local language.

You cannot ever return to the real world. Even if the fictional continuum includes a 'real world' to return to, you will only return to the 'real world' of that fiction. In the true real world, nobody will ever know what happened to you, and any quests that would have depended on you will fail.

[] No (1 point)

Choose one event to disallow either prospectively, or retroactively up to 24 hours earlier. The event will not happen, either then or at any time in the future. Ongoing processes are not 'events', but their starting points may be considered so.

You cannot take this perk more than once.

[] Sin of (1 point)

You may take this perk only once. Choose:

—Envy: Take over another person's life. Everyone in the world now believes unshakably that you are they. The displaced person no longer exists.
—Gluttony: You never get tired, bored, or over-satiated during any pleasurable act, no matter how long it continues. You may accumulate unlimited DOM and SUB from such acts.
—Greed: You find a winning lottery ticket with the lump-sum cash payout option selected. After all taxes are paid, your after-tax winnings are a bit over $100,000,000.
—Lust: At will, you may temporarily increase your LST and/or PRV to any higher level you wish, for as long as you wish, up to a maximum of 100.
—Pride: All stats and skills increase faster.
—Sloth: Removes all time limits for acceptance or completion of quests. Negates or softens all other visible deadlines for accomplishing anything within the Erogame or your life.
—Wrath: Instantly kill anyone you choose. Bypassing quest challenges in this way will reduce their rewards. You may invoke this perk an unlimited number of times.

[] Slightly Smarter (1 point)

The cognitive subprocesses comprising your soul improve slightly in efficiency and computational power, corresponding to a rough gain of 3 points of IQ as it would be measured by contemporary tests. This increase in intelligence is not a game feature; it is real and applies to the true inner you.

You may take this perk more than once. This perk is incompatible with Slightly Stupider, and you cannot choose one after having taken the other.

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...wow, that's some pretty srs bsns.

He wants Sin of Greed. But... he's already got Sally. But he could stop mooching off her. But she doesn't care. And this feels like a trap, somehow. He doesn't know why the Erogame would want to trap him, but this section is creepy.

"Next," he says, shaking his head vigorously.

Info // Perks

>> Starting (1)
>> BOD (7)
>> LST (7)
>> SED (12)
>> FUK (8)
>> PRV (6)
>> ERO (27)
>> Genre (34)
>> Meta (7)
<< Srs Bsns (9)
[] Slightly Stupider (1 point)

The cognitive subprocesses comprising your soul decrease slightly in efficiency and computational power, corresponding to a rough loss of 3 points of IQ as it would be measured by contemporary tests. This decrease in intelligence is not a game feature; it is real and applies to the true inner you.

Gain two additional perk points, for a net gain of one perk.

You may take this perk any number of times, but you must have one perk point available to start each such series. This perk is incompatible with Slightly Smarter, and you cannot choose one after having taken the other.

[] Soulbond (1 point + 2 fragments)

If your love for someone is true, and they return that love, this perk creates a symmetrical emotional and telepathic bond between your soul and theirs, which will deepen over time if your love stays true. Both sides of the relationship are automatically protected as if by True Love Conquers All.

Failure of this bond does not refund the perk and may have psychological consequences. It goes without saying that Off Switch cannot apply to soulbonds. Consider staying married for a couple of centuries first.

This perk may be taken more than once.

[] Subspace Explorer (2 points)

If a BDSM session puts you deep enough into subspace, you can travel within it across vast distances of probability and possibility to visit other worlds. All alien societies connected to subspace have their own equivalents of BDSM, ensuring that you can always return home.

Minimum ERO: 100

[] Truth (1 point)

Regardless of any other Erogame perks taken and any other powers affecting you, you regain your memories of who you really are, what really happened, and what reality was like before. No further such effects can deceive you. Think hard before taking this perk.

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...he is tempted by Slightly Stupider. Why is he tempted. That is a bad kink and it should stop. He hits it on the head with a rolled-up newspaper until it goes away.

Then he thinks about his options.

Well, when it comes down to it, he's gotta pick something. He picks Naked Before Me and goes to sleep, thinking of the things he'll do to Eric tomorrow.