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An alt of Link gets a different, sexier kind of quest
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"...Right. Back to work." Despite being pretty turned on and... Thinking about it. And it's good to know that 'busy mode' is a thing.

She works. Construction will tire her out nicely, right, she's not at all looking forward to the returning of the favor. Well, she is, but she tries not to let it distract her too much.

End of shift and clocking out can't come fast enough.

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She still gets glances from coworkers who have not stopped thinking about her exhibitionism. Norman turns slightly red(der) whenever he looks at her.

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Go ahead and glance. She is acting Perfectly Normal, okay? And if anyone actually calls her out on it she'll claim laundry trouble.

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No one calls her out on it, they wouldn't dream of it, they'll just appreciate the view.

The end of shift arrives with no more happenings.

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Good.

So... She's gonna go find Norm. The favor returned... The thought makes her tingly. She looks around for him.

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He's just finishing packing his things with a couple of coworkers. When he sees Laura he tells them something and waves them 'bye, and they look at her with confused expressions. He walks over to her.

Quest available: On a Technicality

Norman Hayes finds you really attractive and actually quite sweet. Also, he would really, really like to fuck you. Lose your technical virginity with him.

Success: +500xp, loss of 'Technical virgin' status, greatly increased relations with Norman, Norman becomes a potential harem member
Failure: 'Rock-hard hymen' status, 2 days, Norman becomes permanently unavailable as a harem member

Accept: Y/N

So apparently busy mode was turned off after all.

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Of course you want me to build a harem. Why did I expect anything else at this point? ...Will he even fit- Wait of course he will, Erogamer's Body. She blushes slightly. He's coming over here, quick, is there any reason to NOT take the quest? ...No, not really.

She taps Y and waves at him. "Heya, Norm! What's up? Have a nice afternoon?"

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He nods. "I did. How about you?" He's a bit less bashful about looking, now.

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"Pretty good. Still on schedule, anyway. Despite... A long lunch break." She laughs. "And now I get to relax and look forward to payday. Maybe go for a jog."

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"Oh? You jog?"

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"Yep. Do you? Got to stay in shape, and it's relaxing. I play soccer too."

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"I do. Never played soccer, I'm not much of one for team sports, but jogging can be very relaxing."

And his eyes once more betray where his thoughts went.

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Oh, she knows it. It's flattering. Even if her new bod - new BOD stat - isn't entirely her own doing.

"Maybe we could have a nice jog together then? The riverwalk downtown is a good spot for it. I have a mile, two-mile, and five-mile path - usually stick to one or two on weekdays though."

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"Sounds like a plan," he says, smiling.

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"Sweet! I want to go change, though. Jogging gets kind of, uh... Floppy. I wouldn't mind except it's actually painful. So! Meet you at River Park at six thirty? Unless you want to save me a bus ride with that truck."

 

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"I can give you a ride," he says, trying not to think of floppiness.

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"Ooh, thanks!" She bounces a bit, excitedly, (and yes she knows exactly what she's doing there, and it's fun) and gives an address. "I don't actually have a car 'cause it's so expensive, insurance, gas, parking, bleh. Might as well go now?"

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"Sure, we can go." He leads the way.

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Laura clambers into the passenger seat humming a little tune and buckles up like a good, safety-conscious passenger.

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He climbs in, takes a half-second to surreptitiously admire the effect of the seatbelt on her breasts, then starts driving.

Quest available: Hard, Rocky Road

Drives are often very boring. Why not entertain the driver?

Success: +200xp
Bonus objective: Don't let him come. +1 FUK, ???
Failure: You arrive at your destination with nothing of interest happening
Accept: Y/N

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She has to think about it. Biting her lip, glancing at Norm...

(Everything she knows about the world is changing. It's heady, overwhelming, thinking about the future right now... But so far it's good. Well, mostly. So why not keep going, keep pushing?)

...But she doesn't think for very long. They won't get in trouble for distracted driving or anything, because she'll be doing something sexy and she has the 'nothing to see here' perk. And it's not like the Erogame will let her die in a random car crash while she's doing what it wants, right?

She taps 'Y', and... Wants that bonus objective. That'd be messy, after all. She mutters 'stats' under her breath, too quiet for Norm to hear over the car radio, and taps '+' next to FUK four times... 15 should be enough, right? That's at least 'well above average', going by what it told her about her BOD of 14.

And then she melodramatically sighs, "Traffic. So boring." And stretches, and lets her hand oh-so-casually land on Norm's pants and rub with the help of that new intuition...

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Your increased understanding of how the ero world you now inhabit works has increased your ERO stat by 1!

Norm stiffens a bit and... stiffens a bit. "Yeah, it's kinda boring," he says, not taking his eyes off the road. He does lick his lips, though.

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...Okay, then. Thank you, Erogame?

"Well, I can't complain too much. Bus rides are worse. I don't get to sit next to you. You don't mind if I make it less boring, do you?" Rub, rub.

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"I don't mind at all." Stiffen stiffen stiffen...

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"Good. Boredom is always a worthy foe." She unzips his pants and pulls out his (yep, still big) dick. And admires it for a few moments. And trails her fingertip around the head and plays with it some more, watching it stiffen...

"Fun! It'd be a shame to make a mess in your nice truck, though. Tell me if you're feeling too good, please?"

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