"Undergraduate economics has many practical applications." 

"I guess we're all going to have to study harder in school!"

"I think it would be convenient if being aware that I'm in a self-destructive cycle would cause me to not want to be in a self-destructive cycle, but unfortunately my mind doesn't work that way. Seven."

"Money! You have a million dollars! How do you feel?"

"As I go longer without sex, more of row four looks appetizing. I haven't even been without sex for that long. My insatiable sexual desire is going to get really inconvenient, isn't it? I'm not really emotionally capable of processing having this much money. I think this is the first time in my life my household hasn't been in debt. I'm worried that saying everything I think without becoming a much nicer person is going to fiddlestick up my life. I guess I'm a six foot tall muscular demoness, so a lot of people are going to want me to be mean to them. I'm skeptical about whether there are many people who want to be dominated by a six foot tall muscular demoness who is also very, very stupid. Six." 

"Oh, bad luck, Leah! You drew Clothing Style."

"Once again I endure the predictable consequences of my actions." 

"Remember, Clothing Style creates a compulsion for the bimbo to wear a particular kind of clothing. When she's dressing differently from the style she is compelled to wear, she'll feel itchy and uncomfortable until she puts on something appropriate.

"Our first option is Gothic Splendor! Gothic Splendor will require Leah to dress in gothic, punk, scene, or otherwise alternative fashion. In general, the look will be suited to the rest of her overall aesthetic."

"I feel irritated that Clothing Style doesn't just give me magic shapeshifting clothes to go with my magic shapeshifting hair and makeup. I don't want to have to go shopping. I am particularly irritated to have to learn about clothes. I'm concerned that having to say all of my thoughts is making me into more of a female dog. I'm pleased that Proper English doesn't want me to vary my sentence structures. Conditional on having to learn about clothes at all, Gothic Splendor seems fine."

"Hellbent for Leather will require Leah to never wear clothes of any material other than leather. It also ensures that leather is always comfortable for her to wear."

"I like this one because I don't have to pay attention to clothes. I wonder if they make sweatpants out of leather. I'm worried this is going to get sweaty."

"Our third option is Suits and Ties. Suits and Ties means that Leah has to dress in a stylish butch fashion. In order to be compatible with the rest of her aesthetic, Suits and Ties will require that she dresses like a dying Victorian schoolboy at all times."

"I still don't want to have to learn anything about clothes. I didn't realize that men want women to dress like dying Victorian schoolboys. I suspect this list of choices of having been engineered by people with extremely specific preferences."

"Our fourth option is Show Off. With Show Off, Leah can wear whatever she wants... as long as it's as skimpy and revealing as possible. She will also have an uncontrollable urge to, well, show off her body whenever people are watching who might appreciate it. Show Off allows a wide range of options, from a casual down-blouse look that could plausibly be accidental to fully stripping naked in public."

"That's really hot and I want it. I want to be compelled to show off my body because I'm so self-conscious I won't do it on my own, but being the object of desire is the hottest thing I can imagine. I feel incredibly embarrassed that I can't stop myself from saying this. I'm really turned on by being forced to tell you what turns me on, even though I feel ashamed and embarrassed. Saying the previous sentence fills me with more shame and embarrassment. I'm dripping wet."

What if a hole swallowed her up and she DIED, how about THAT. 

"I wish I were working this out in therapy instead of on a kinky game show. I'm worried I'm going to wind up sexually harassing my students. I remembered that I don't have to have students anymore because I'm rich. I still want to tutor people, and I don't want to sexually harass the students I'm tutoring. Maybe I can only tutor people who want to be tutored by a hot demoness dominant. Someone has to kink on being tutored by a hot demoness dominant."

"And the voters chose... Gothic Splendor! After she shifts, we're going to have a break so she can put on clothes, and probably fuck!"

"I am simultaneously relieved and disappointed."

The black fog takes over her mind and then recedes and then suddenly her body is itchy. These clothes are wrong. She can't think straight because all of her thoughts are interrupted by the unbearable wrongness of her clothes. 

This is awful and she can't think, it feels like an IV going into her arm, the sense of invasiveness and that something is there that should not be there--

"I'm not going to be able to control myself while I feel like this," she announces, "but I have to control myself or I'm going to have sex with the creepy host."

"Thanks."

"The only reasonable action is to strip naked in front of hundreds of people, while on television."

The studio audience cheers.

When the bikini hits the ground, a sense of blessed relief overtakes her. She basks in it. 

"All of you are cheering that I took my clothes off. I'm going to masturbate to this memory in the future, but right now I'm too happy to not be wearing a bikini to be as aroused as the situation deserves. Now I'm going to set off to find His Grace, The Duke of Not The Main Duke. I need to learn his name."

As she walks, she says to herself, "If I'm walking naked through a studio set, someone is going to find me and have sex with me!"

"I have limited time. If I have sex with some random employee, I won't be able to have sex with His Grace, The Duke Of Not The Main Duke."

She tries to mutter to herself but Force of Nature makes this almost impossible.