"So, Leah, enjoy your first time?"

"What I enjoy is not talking about my sex life in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers," and damn she loves Force of Nature because that was a mic drop. 

"We can change that! Pick your number."

Oh god this is the worst idea and she is going to die. "Nine."

"Money! You now have $100."

Wow! An amount of winnings that actually could be said to be winnings! "Ten."

"I'm sorry, Leah, that's a Bimbo. Your first mental change. And it's-- Compulsion!"

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck at least it's not Intelligence

It'll be fine. A lot of Compulsions are fine. The audience likes her. She'll wind up having to skip everywhere she goes or strike a pose whenever people are looking at her. If she's really unlucky she'll end up freezing unless acted upon by an outside force, which is an annoying disability but that's what Siri is for. 

"Our first Compulsion is Public Displays of Attention. Public Displays of Attention means that Leah will seek attention anywhere-- and from anyone-- she can. From wet T-shirt contests to flashing strangers at the truck stop to something as simple as karaoke night, she'll love it when all eyes are on her. And when she gets attention, she'll find it arousing. The bigger the audience is, the more aroused she is. I'm sure I don't have to remind you about the show the studio audience got last time a contestant got Public Displays of Attention-- and I really don't have to remind Network Standards & Practices."

aaaaaaa that's bad, that's very bad, how would you even have a life with that. She teaches! She gives conference speeches! She can't be getting aroused in class! 

hot

imagine all the guys looking at her, wanting her, paying attention to her and no one else, and she can't get their attention right now, she's too scared, but if it were a Compulsion she wouldn't be scared anymore and she'd get to have all the guys look at her the way that Mr. Not The Main Duke looked at her

maybe if it made getting cited hot then it would be a useful form of motivation to write, maybe it isn't that life-disrupting if she thinks about it

NO. BAD. it is a BAD Compulsion and she doesn't want it. 

"Our second Compulsion is Tease. Tease means that Leah will try to get men worked up whenever possible. She will touch them, let them look down her shirt, talk dirty to them, make sly insinuations, and generally make them crave her-- not that it's hard with that body and that voice. Then, she will refuse to have sex with them, leaving them only their imaginations. Even if she does have sex with a man-- after a considerable amount of begging-- she definitely won't let him finish."

Okay. So, the two awful ones, and now she's going to have the one where she has to skip constantly and the audience will vote for that and she won't have to think about the hot ones anymore. 

This one is much less disruptive of her life, though, and it's still so hot... imagine all of the men wanting her so badly and not being able to have her... the tables have FUCKING turned, haven't they?

No, absolutely not. Besides, she wants to have sex with guys! Sex is great, it turns out! What is the point of all men in the world desiring you if you don't get to fuck any of them?

well he came and the sex stopped and that wasn't great, so if he never comes...

Argh. Hopefully none of the audience is noticing her indecision. 

"The third option is Free Use. While Leah will continue to follow all applicable laws and sufficiently strong social norms, in general, she will no longer be able to refuse sex. She will fuck anyone, anywhere, at any time, no matter what. Even if she's busy, she'll just keep doing whatever she was doing, while she is being used by anyone who wants to have her."

wow this is great if this gets out she won't even have to ask for sex

No! Absolutely not! Never able to refuse sex? That sounds even more time-consuming than the first two! And she's going to wind up having sex in nightclub bathrooms. Well, no, she isn't, because she doesn't go to nightclubs, but if she did she would!

not that disruptive, it said she can read while people fuck her... imagine her skirt being hiked up while she reads in the library and anyone who comes by can

ABSOLUTELY NOT. 

"Our fourth is Eager to Please. Eager to Please means that she will want to make people happy more than she wants basically anything else-- well, other than scientific progress, at least until she opens Intelligence. She will agree with anything anyone says, never say anything that makes anyone unhappy, and proactively keep track of everyone's needs and desires and try to fulfill them. Both their needs and their 'needs', if you catch my drift."

Well, she's loud and angry and aggressive and she argues with people a lot, and also she's socially phobic and pathologically people-pleasing. It would be convenient to only be the second one so the first would stop getting her in trouble. 

"And our result is... Free Use!"

Fuck. 

The black fog overtakes her...

And when it subsides, she doesn't know what she had a problem with! Sex feels so good, what could be more important than having sex all day? She knew how painful it was to have no one who wanted to touch her or fuck her. Obviously she should fuck anyone who wants her to fuck them, to save them from the pain of celibacy! Anyone would do that. What she did with Mr. Not The Main Duke was so hot, why wouldn't she want to do that all the time? Besides, if she had something to do other than sex, she can just do it while being fucked! Multitasking! It's amazing no one had thought of this before. 

She's glad the Collar of Fate made this clear to her. 

"So, how are you feeling, Leah?"

"I want to have sex with everyone here!" she says to the roar of audience cheers. 

"And as a bonus, we have made you bisexual!"

She would once have been annoyed at all these changes she isn't even getting any money for, but she just got distracted by Chrissi!

Chrissi has amazing breasts. They jiggle whenever she walks in the most interesting and enticing way. All Leah wants to do is stare at them-- that is, other than put her hands and her mouth all over them. They just keep moving, whenever she takes a step, and Leah can't tear her eyes away from them-- and then when she does there's Chrissi's ass, and Chrissi's legs, and Chrissi's stomach, and oh god this is why they put her in a bikini. Chrissi should never wear anything but a bikini. Chrissi should be naked all the time. Those tits. Holy shit. 

"I'm sad! This lady is taking too much time! I want to go in the back and get fucked!"