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"Huh. Interesting! I'm guessing the discovery of the USS God was a surprise to everyone involved."

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"Discovery what?"

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"Finding out your god was a boat."

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"Is space ship. Sky."

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"I know! I just like putting things weirdly."

The elevator arrives at the appropriate floor! "Alright, time to meet the temporary residence."

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"Is a person house?"

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"It is a house for people! Well, a residence for people. The house itself isn't a person, I don't think. If it is, I apologize."

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"Oh. A Jarvis would be good. Not a Jarvis."

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"Is he a person house? I agree, a person house would be nice. I'm sorry if ours falls short. I can name her Jessica, if that would help."

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"He are them, person houses, person castle one. Name not help. Jarvises can doors."

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"Aw. I mean, if you end up stuck here for years or something I can probably make a house that is also a person, or bind a spirit to- hm, there's an idea. It's a thing about him being a house, right? That lets him do that?"

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"It's..." Pen shrugs. "Not sure. Is a person school building in the scary world, and she doors too, but think maybe person-places have to tasting doors before do them anytime."

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"Aw. Because there's things that have absolute control over places, and if we found one that was a house I could beat it up and sit on it until it opened a door for you."

He opens the door into the apartment, which is, unfortunately, a door to his apartment. It's a nice apartment, though. Tastefully decorated. If you consider reams of crystals and horrifyingly complex nets of silk thread dangling everywhere to be tasteful.

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"Beat up a house? Not nice," says Pen. In the goes.

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"I could ask nicely before beating up the house! Knock on the door politely and everything. Maybe it'd be a very reasonable house."

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"Maybe. Find a house person knowing how doors."

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"There's an idea. I'll ask around for that kind of thing. Are you hungry at all? In a related question, do you know how to cook, because an eight-year-old's cooking is probably better than mine.""

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"Not hungry now. Had cake in bar. Don't know cook."

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"That's all right. I can usually manage ramen, and there's always pizza. Pizza is a blessing in this cold, cold world."

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"I not have tried. Is cold here? Angels not so much of cold."

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"You are entirely precious. No, it's a figure of speech."

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"So precious! Mommy's treasures."

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"As your temporary caretaker, am I allowed to hug you?"

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Ari scoops her up (careful of the wings) and hugs her! Ari is well versed in the art of hugging. Hugging a tiny person with large wings is an interesting challenge, but one he has faced in the past.

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