"'Fraid not. Very underwhelming. One dead Morgoth coming right up."

She lays hands on the Tesseract.

"That was fast."

"Yup."

(It occurs to Cam that he was going to check to see if the vacation-stranded Space Elves wanted to be bailed out - he checks -)

Hello, Cam! Clever! Not that you did it yourself, but you found someone who would do it for you, I guess that's partial credit.

If I die, so does Endore. I set it up long before I made your oath. It might even be contagious enough to catch another dimension, wouldn't that be funny? I almost thought dying would be worth it for the thought of you waking up in Hell like that but I like being alive. Enough to give you fair warning, at least. 

- Sauron :)

"- uh - hang on -" Cam hands the letter to Loki.

"Oh he thinks he's very clever doesn't he."

"Contagious enough to catch another dimension?"

"I think I am curious enough to see if he wants to brag."

"Going to go say hello?"

"Yup. Who wants to join me?"

"I'm in."

We can stay here and let them do couples bonding.

You noticed that too?

The look in his eyes? Yeah. 

I think, though, I want - I'd want -

"We're in."

He takes Findekáno's hand.

Loki looks ahead first to see where Sauron is, in case it's somewhere people more fragile than Cam should not be.

He's floating in space, yeah.

"I'm gonna bring him here, he's in a vacuum."

"And I just shampooed the carpet, too. Yeah sure."

Heeeeeere, Sauron Sauron Sauron.

He blinks around the room. He nods at Cam. He raises an eyebrow at Loki. He positively smiles at Maitimo.

"You're very lucky Cam happened to check his mail right then," Loki says, "since you like being alive so much, and now you get to be alive long enough to explain."

(A voice buzzes through a song in the air, quick and looping.)

"I think you're very lucky," he says, "because everyone on Endore would have died and you would have been very sad and Cam would have to go throw a tantrum in Hell and then worldhop aimlessly for centuries. It would have been terribly entertaining, but I do like being alive."