"That was not remotely the most boring thing in the world," says Buttercup. "Let's go get my sweater!"
"Glad you think so, I guess." Harry starts up the ladder.
Harry clambers up through the trapdoor and out to the door door. He opens it, revealing a man almost as tall as he is, bearing three extremely fuzzy sweaters.
"Hello, Harry. I'm told you need sweaters for, ahem, 'unclear magic reasons that he refused to clarify because he's a selfish bastard who doesn't care about the people who get caught in his wake of destruction'? Correcting for Charity's editorializing, I assume you need them for magic reasons."
"And who's this?" asks Michael. "Do you have an apprentice now?"
"Not an apprentice, just- he's White Court, so I can't touch him without burning him, and he likes hugging."
Michael raises an eyebrow. "Well, far be it from me to stand in the way of hugs. Take the sweaters with my blessing, they were going to Goodwill anyway."
In the process, his hand brushes Buttercup's, leaving behind a wide patch of blackened skin and the smell of burning meat. "Oh! Oh, no, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to- oh dear. Would you like a bandage?"
"Ow," he giggles, "what the hell're you? I'm fine, I'm fine. I like the sweaters. Cozy."
Michael looks dubiously at the burn, but nods.
Michael's eyebrows remain high. "Well, it would be an odd world if we were all alike."
Harry rolls his eyes. "Yes, yes, God guide you on your way to stabbing some unfortunate monsters. "
"I don't always stab them. My job description includes redemption."
"Yes, but your title isn't 'the compassionate hug of God'."
"I'll bring it up next time I have a performance review with my namesake archangel."
Michael firmly hugs Harry, firmly does not hug Buttercup, and returns to his station wagon.
"Cozy as fuck," he says. "Can I hug you now?"
"...Okay, just make sure you don't, like, nuzzle my neck and get seared or something." Harry holds out his arms. (His body below the neck is safely ensconced in clothing and, in most cases, leather duster.)
Harry hugs back appropriately. (Buttercup's hair! So fluffy! The sweater! So fuzzy!)
"Uh. Thanks. That's reassuring, I'm kind of out of practice."