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"Yeah. But I mean, it pretty clearly doesn't matter who I fall in love with."

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"Not a bit, for which you can be very thankful."

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"I guess."

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Harry raises his eyebrows. "Unless you'd rather be in constant burning pain?"

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He giggles. "Well, touching people who are in love is kind of nice!"

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Harry considers him. "You're weird. It's endearing."

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"Thanks!"

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"Just to confirm, do you, like... have somewhere to live? Or are you sleeping under a bridge or something?"

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"We-ell, not literally under a bridge... but not, like, in a room with a bed, no."

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"I have a spare room. And I make terrible decisions based on chivalry."
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"You're a sweetheart! Can I hug you?"

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Hugs!

(Ooh, looks like the adorable wizard is in love with somebody. Cozy.)
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Harry notes the smoke rising from Hook's arms and breaks away quickly. "Sorry- well, you're welcome, I guess, but I'd really rather not aid and abet burning the living hell out of you."

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"Suit yourself."

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Abruptly, one of Harry's coat pockets sits up and starts barking. It is Mouse! Mouse has smelled burning vampire and is perturbed. Bark bark bark! Bark! Bark!

Harry sighs. "Hello Mouse. He's friendly. Please stop that. Mouse- Mouse, come on." He removes Mouse from his pocket and pets him, holding him in one hand. "Come on, he's nice."
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"Aww, you have a puppy. A tiny angry puppy. I promise I won't hurt your wizard, tiny angry puppy!"

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Mouse is further perturbed! He growls. He may be observed to be glowing slightly.

"Wait, what?"
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"Is tiny angry puppy not supposed to do that?"

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"Um. No? Dogs don't generally glow. What the hell?"

Mouse stubbornly continues glowing! And growling.
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"Maybe he's a magic puppy, how the fuck should I know?"

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"I... guess so? I'm going to need to ask Ebenezar or something. Mouse! Quit it! Friend."

Mouse begrudgingly quits, following pets.
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"Your tiny magic puppy is adorable."

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"He is! It's a pity he seems to be vampire-racist. I'm sorry for my magic puppy's terrible behavior. Do you want to try petting him? He might warm up to you."

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"Sure!"

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