"Yeah. But I mean, it pretty clearly doesn't matter who I fall in love with."
Harry raises his eyebrows. "Unless you'd rather be in constant burning pain?"
Harry considers him. "You're weird. It's endearing."
"Just to confirm, do you, like... have somewhere to live? Or are you sleeping under a bridge or something?"
"We-ell, not literally under a bridge... but not, like, in a room with a bed, no."
"I have a spare room. And I make terrible decisions based on chivalry."
Harry notes the smoke rising from Hook's arms and breaks away quickly. "Sorry- well, you're welcome, I guess, but I'd really rather not aid and abet burning the living hell out of you."
Harry sighs. "Hello Mouse. He's friendly. Please stop that. Mouse- Mouse, come on." He removes Mouse from his pocket and pets him, holding him in one hand. "Come on, he's nice."
"Aww, you have a puppy. A tiny angry puppy. I promise I won't hurt your wizard, tiny angry puppy!"
"Wait, what?"
Mouse stubbornly continues glowing! And growling.
Mouse begrudgingly quits, following pets.
"He is! It's a pity he seems to be vampire-racist. I'm sorry for my magic puppy's terrible behavior. Do you want to try petting him? He might warm up to you."