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"Yep. Most ghosts are just sort of wispy and don't do all that much, though. I know a guy who works with ghosts, he knows a lot more than me. I just know how to kill the ones that go bad." He sighs. "That's kind of the extent of a lot of my knowledge."
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"Some stuff needs killing. I'm here to protect this city however I can. If that was tea parties and rainbows, I'd know a lot about tea parties and rainbows. Unfortunately, it's usually more about killing things."
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Harry pulls up outside a nice-looking old wooden apartment complex. "Home, sweet home."
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"I feel like that's unfair. What about my air of masculine ruggedness?"
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"What about your air of masculine ruggedness? It's cute too," he says. "And kinda hot."
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Harry grumps his way through the door of the apartment building and starts down the stairs.
An elderly Polish-accented voice quavers "Who's there?"
"Just me, Mrs. S."
"Harry! Good! How's Susan?"
"...She's great, Mrs. S."
"Good!"
An elderly Polish-accented voice quavers "Who's there?"
"Just me, Mrs. S."
"Harry! Good! How's Susan?"
"...She's great, Mrs. S."
"Good!"
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"Oh- I do have a visitor. He'll be staying with me until he gets back on his feet."
"Oh! All right. As long as he's not just taking advantage."
"He's not."
"Hmph. What's his name?"
Harry looks to Buttercup for guidance.
"Oh! All right. As long as he's not just taking advantage."
"He's not."
"Hmph. What's his name?"
Harry looks to Buttercup for guidance.
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"...Buttercup?"
Harry cringes. "Yes, ma'am."
"Is he some kind of exotic dancer?"
"Not as far as I know, ma'am."
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(!)
"Well, I suppose it does take all kinds. You and your stripper take care, now."
Harry gestures Buttercup somewhat frantically into the basement apartment.
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Once Buttercup is ushered into the apartment, Harry starts breathing again.
"!"
"!"