In their dorm room, an elf and a human complete a spell in perfect step with each other.
Smooch! He's so cute and friendly and wholesome! And attractive and good in bed!
Gosh. What a lucky girl she is.
And in the morning, she gets to jump off a building!
And he can shift so he's got the tip of his tail where he was standing and the rest of him under her! She doesn't land square in the saddle but it's pretty close. He gets air.
"M'cousin has this friend and I said I thought I could do it and she said no way, and we practiced it till I could. She can turn into a cardinal, she was fine if I missed."
"What is with half the population of this world and being able to turn into things?" she wonders. "And where can I get me some of that?"
"So not fair! There, that's one way my world's magic comes out ahead, anybody in the world can use it just as well as anybody else if they put in the time to learn how."
"Maybe I should try to learn it, see if it's fair enough to give me a shot."
"Alrighty then. Lemme know if you need a break or decide you want to stop somewhere and buy sunscreen or whatever." And around he wheels.