In their dorm room, an elf and a human complete a spell in perfect step with each other.
"I'm not in a huge rush, but it seems like maybe you'd get in less trouble if you fessed up now than if you argued about it for an hour first," says their summonee.
"Freedom," she says. "Or at least so I assume. I'm Anlei, by the way. What, uh, is the deal here?"
"Until today I didn't know there was more than one world. I also have no idea what a wizard is, besides somebody who can do some really crazy magic I've never heard of."
"Yeah, I'm getting that sense. Okay. So where does that leave me for the next few years while your kid waits to get a familiar, whatever one of those is?"
"Sounds good! I hope you don't expel that other kid, she seems nice."
"They made a pretty dumb mistake. Could've been a lot worse than it was," she says. "But they got me and I'm not mad, so. Oh, I do want to reassure my girlfriend that I wasn't kidnapped... wasn't exactly kidnapped... sometime soonish."
"Oh good! That works out fine then. I'll write her a note, I guess."