Yvette is dropped in Beacon Hills
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"Mom? Maybe cool it with the murder talk? This is why I was seeing Scott behind your back, I didn't want my first boyfriend to end up drinking poison dramatically over my unconscious body."

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"I agree that the 'storybook ploy' is not necessarily replicable. It was insane, badly planned, and far too dependent on sheer dumb luck. But it took us, what. A little bit of research beforehand, and five minutes of some acting for it to work? That is not a very hefty price to pay here, murder is not your only solution, and it's not even the best one. How much trouble would you have had with the kanima if I hadn't of waxed lyrical at it? Not 'if you had the ideal situation,' I meant if it had attacked you, right then, instead of focusing on me."

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"Obviously I would have shot him then, become the master myself." 

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"Mom."

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"And then what?" wonders Yvette. "Especially if the kanima could twist your mind to make you want to send it to kill people?"

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"If you believe that this boy wasn't already twisted, you should pay more attention."

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"Humor me, anyway. What if it did?"

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"Mom, please!"

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"I suppose then I would kill those who have wronged me, and they deserve it."

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"Do they. And how long's the list?"

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"Can we decide if I'm being arrested, murdered, or rationally handled, please?"

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"Matt, shut up! Nobody needs your input!"

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Augh, Yvette is getting nowhere by poking the psycho to see how psychotic she is. Bad Yvette. You're supposed to be competent, act like it.

She takes a deep breath.

"It's fine. We're off topic, anyway. Matt, what's the situation with your parents like?"

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"What do you mean, situation? They're nice people. Well-meaning. They don't think their son is a magically assisted serial killer."

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"I'm wondering how we would explain any of this to them and how to come to an end result we can all accept." She considers. "I think it might be smart to talk to Jackson about his side of the story, too."

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"Tell them I had a nervous breakdown, and committed a felony."

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"...Seriously?"

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"What felony are you suggesting we tell everyone you committed?" She supposes that they have the shooting up for grabs, but she'd really rather the definite psychopath go to jail for that one.

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"Carrying a concealed reptile."

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"Tough crowd. Try aggravated assault until you can prove all the murders to your satisfaction."

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"We can get you for stalking. Which you actually did," observes Yvette.

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"Is stalking a felony? We should get him arrested for it either way."

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"It wasn't stalking! I'm not- honestly, just because I took a couple of pictures, she wants a public flaying."

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Slap.

Right across his face.

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