Yvette is dropped in Beacon Hills
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"I'll trust you using Google Translate."

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"Great. Mom, can you get the laptop while I read?"

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She gets.

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"Most of the entry is devoted to the kanima's natural weapons, and a bit describing the relationship between it and its...companion. We eventually settled on 'master' as the translation when 'friend' turned out to be a little lacking."

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"Counterpart seems more neutral," offers Yvette.

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"Counterpart, then. The kanima takes on the weakness of its counterpart, it seeks the same enemies and destroys the traitors. There's nothing in here about turning into a kanima, unless you get bitten or scratched by a werewolf."

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"Hm. And no bites or scratches, Matt?"

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"Just the scales. I would show off the scales but I'm pretty sure that falls under harassment."

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"It depends very highly on how you went about taking off your shirt," says Yvette, distracted. "Is there anything else in this bestiary that he could be turning into?"

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"Not really. Other scaly things, but none that are contagious."

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"The scales are the same color!"

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"I've actually been tied very closely to a kanima lately, I'm not surprised it's happening to me if it's anyone."

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"If it's because you were tied very closely to a kanima, it might start reversing now that you're not. But - yes, we'll have to keep an eye on it."

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Here's the laptop, if anyone wants Google translate. 

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"Is there anything else we should discuss before turning in for the night?"

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Yvette idly starts checking translations via Google translate.

"We should figure out how much a kanima's bond affects its counterpart. Matt might be turning into a kanima but we're not certain of it and it could reverse itself, so we should not throw him to the police regardless."

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"Yes, we can take care of him here."

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"I hope he's not turning, we don't need another one." 

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The translations are about what Allison said.

The kanima looks like this, it can kill you like this, it has a friend and that works like so. The kanima is an instrument of punishment (?) that can turn on its wielder, as the guillotine did its inventor 

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"We definitely don't, I doubt I can love confession us to safety a second time. And what do you mean by 'we can take care of him here,' Mrs. Argent?"

Does her shitty Google translate enlighten her on how it can turn on its wielder?

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"The Argents are hunters. If he stays human, the legal system can have him. If not, we kill it."

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Apparently, the kanima has ethical rules for use. This is why it rarely attacks innocents and is considered a lesser threat, except to hunters. 

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God damn it why does Yvette have to work with this woman. Mrs. Argent is clearly completely fucking insane.

"Except clearly there are non murder solutions available. As demonstrated, by me, oh. Half an hour ago. How 'if not, then we capture it, find its master, and then try to help it, before jumping to murder.' I am all for containing threats to lives here but that does not mean murder is a hammer and everything else is a nail."

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"The fact that your storybook ploy worked does not mean we can replicate it." 

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