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Salmons and Carmines in Sunnyverse
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"We could see if one of Norma's really sharp blades do the same thing. Maybe ask Eva to cut the stuff."

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"Yeah," he says. "Probably a good idea."

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"I have a few pretty sharp blades, yes," she says when asked, still looking amused at all of this. "But what, pray tell, will you use it for?"

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"We're curious if they interact with these blocks like my teeth and nails – which don't actually even interact wholly like each other – or if my teeth and nails interact with different materials weirdly because demon magic. Basically."

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"I see." She finds a very sharp-looking blade and says, "This is not the sharpest non-magical thing I have, but close enough. Be careful with it, it could slice your thumb off."

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Theo nods and takes it from her. "Thanks."

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"Also maybe Eva could be the one to cut since she's stronger?"

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Eva turns to face them at this, then says, "I'm up for that?"

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"Awesome."

He offers her the blocks of wood, brick, iron, and concrete.

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She takes them!

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Theo also offers her the sword.

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So she puts the blocks down in a convenient place outside and then comes back to grab the sword. "So I'm just, what, slicing through these and trying to work out how they compare to each other?"

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"Yep. See just how magical Theo's teeth are."

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So she does!

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The easiest one to cut is wood, followed by iron and brick in that order but pretty similar altogether, and finally concrete.

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She reports the results! Also checks the blade over to make sure it's okay – oops.

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It's a little bit damaged.

"So your teeth obey the laws of physics—kinda—but your nails don't."

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Eva goes to sort-of-apologize to Norma for the thing that they just asked her to do and also to hand the sword back.

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"Apparently, yeah. I would expect, if anything, it to be the other way round since my nails are probably sharper than my teeth and so more like the sword."

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Norma says it's fine and that Eva will destroy many more things in the future, it's her job.

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"But they aren't sharper because they're made of sharper material, they're sharper 'cause of magic, so."

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"Yeah, probably, but my teeth are probably like that too." Shrug. "Anyway, important experimental results that mean that what I predicted doesn't matter anymore, cool."

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"What you predicted?"

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"… Sharp teeth and nails act like other sharp materials?"

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"Oh, right, yes, your magical properties behave in wholly unintuitive ways."

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