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a wise mentor
Salmons and Carmines in Sunnyverse
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The following day there is: school!

Sadde and Willow are already there, sitting on a bench chatting.

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And Cordelia's with a group of friends over there.

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Eva can be found talking to a group of her friends elsewhere! She might be looking at Brad every so often, too, if he's in evidence, who knows.

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Theo is just walking through the gates, spots Willow and Sadde, and makes his way over to them.

His hair is in fact not pink. It looks like it's got slight highlights or something in some places, not of pink but just slight variation from the otherwise all-dark color, but it just looks like he's been out in the sun and happens to have hair that goes lighter when exposed to it.

Or something.

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Brad is, in fact, in evidence! With his jock friends, being harmlessly homophobic and sexist, probably.

"Your hair's different," Willow remarks.

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"My hair is indeed different," he says. "Fortunately it's not different in a way that I strongly object to, such as still being pink."

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"You look hot with pink hair."

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"I looked pink with pink hair. I didn't actually see it when it was stupidly pink, but it still looked pretty terrible when I got 'round to looking in the mirror."

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"Hot," Sadde comments simply.

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He shrugs, smiling at her. "If you say so."

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"You should dye your hair. Like, a dark purple or something, maybe not all of it but highlights."

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"Maybe at some point," says Theo. "I'm not sure I'd like it, though."

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"Well, we could do it by magic and then if you do like it you can do it by not-magic or something. Or if the fact that you don't object to your current haircolor turns out to be relevant we might not even need that!"

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"What, just, try dyeing my hair various colors and see what sticks or something?"

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"No, try dyeing it with purple highlights and then if you like it and it sticks we have interesting experimental data, if you like it and it doesn't then you can do it nonmagically and we also have interesting experimental data."

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"… Okay, yeah, we can do that at some point then."

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"Should be fun!"

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And at this point a new person arrives and looks around, appearing to be somewhat lost.

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Eva notices and– is somewhat confused! She excuses herself from her friends' conversation and makes her way towards the new person.

"Hi," she says. "Are you– looking for something?"

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"Oh, hello again, dear! Yes, I'm the new librarian, but I'm afraid I haven't the faintest clue where the library might be."

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"Oh, right," says Eva, looking at the building to see if she can point it out. "I can show you the way?"

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"Why, thank you, love, that's very kind of you."

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So Eva starts walking library-wards! "You're here– rather, um, soon? I mean, were you planning on taking over before the, uh, news, or…?"

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"Oh, no, it was quite sudden, I was looking for a job and heard yesterday of the tragic, tragic news, and it happened I knew a thing or two about it."

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"Oh, right," she says, leading the woman past various crowds. "Well, uh– it's fortunate that you were available."

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"Yes, it is. So tell me, dear, are the nightmares still bothering you?"

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"I was actually fine last night, fortunately enough!" she says with a smile, then it falters a bit.

Only temporarily, because then her smile is back, similar to how it was before.

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Norma doesn't comment. "I'm happy for you, dear. If you ever want to talk about anything, feel free to find me, I'm a very good ear."

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"Thanks."

And then they are at the library! "Here it is," says Eva. "Oh – I'm Eva, by the way."

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"Thank you, dear. You may call me Norma."

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"Do you need anything else?" she asks. "Or…?"

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"No, it's quite alright. And I do believe it's time for—" She's interrupted by the bell. "That."

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Eva smiles. "Well, I guess I'll see you around, then," she says. "It was nice to meet you."

And then off to class she goes.

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As do the others! Theo has History, Sadde has Math with Eva.

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She indeed does! It's very mathy. Lots of fun bits of… trig and whatever.

Then afterwards, Eva has History! Theo and Sadde have English.

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Yay English.

(Nah.)

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Then after English, Theo has French, Sadde has Latin, and Eva has bio!

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And Willow has Math but she's a sophomore.

After that: lunch! "So, what are we gonna do?"

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"… We could go there now," suggests Theo. "I'm not sure how busy it is around the gym – any idea?"

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"His office isn't actually in the gym."

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"And we should probably do it when he's not likely to be there. I have gym today, last class."

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"Where's his office then? Is it anywhere near the gym, or is it by the staff room, or what? Last period today sounds good in that case, though."

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"Between the gym and the staff room."

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He nods. "Okay, but problem is – we have class? How long will it take, like, should I see if I can give myself a nosebleed and then hope it heals quickly or something? … Or just ask to go to the bathroom. That sounds probably better."

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"Yeah, we can the three of us pretend we need to use the toilet."

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"Okay," he says. "That sounds like it'll work, then. Any idea how long it'll take, though…?"

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"No more than like ten minutes?"

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Pff. "Okay, yeah, sounds good."

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"We should be fine, then."

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Nom. "Should be."

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Lunch continues uneventfully and then they have class again.

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Then last period of the day, Theo apparently needs to use the bathroom and he asks for permission from the teacher.

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How curious, Sadde does, too!

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And Willow! Quite interesting, isn't it.

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It is! And oh look, Theo happens to be walking between-gym-and-staffroom-wards, so weird, isn't it.

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Actually coincidentally, Eva also needs to use the bathroom and asks to be excused from class.

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As does Cordelia! Today is a day of coincidences, it appears.

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But since Sadde and Willow are only aware of each other and Theo they do not know this fact. Staffroom-wards they go!

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… Eva notices Theo.

And it wouldn't normally be very weird for a student to be out in the halls during class, since they could well just be going to the bathroom like she is, but he seems somewhat– like he's trying to be sneaky.

So she follows him.

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He continues staffroom-wards!

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Cordelia is still in the bathroom, touching up her makeup.

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Sadde, Willow, and Theo reach the gym teacher's room! Which is of course empty since he's teaching.

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"Okay, so– what am I actually doing, am I just standing here keeping watch while you guys do stuff?"

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Eva waits around the corner.

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"Keeping watch, I guess?"

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Sadde doesn't reply as she's too busy whispering in Latin so the door will unlock of its own accord.

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He keeps watch, in that case!

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Eva remains around the corner, out of sight.

She's… somewhat curious why they're trying to break into a teacher's office.

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"What are you doing?" whispers Cordelia from behind Eva.

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She doesn't actually jump, but she turns around to give Cordelia a look.

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"What?" she continues whispering.

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And the door clicks open and in go Willow and Sadde.

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Theo follows!

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"… Nothing," whispers Eva back to Cordelia. "A whole lot of nothing."

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"Then why are you sneaking around?"

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"For absolutely no reason at all," she says.

She can pretend to be dumb, right?

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Yeah, and Cordelia can pretend to believe her.

Or she can, you know, not. "Come on, spill it, what's up?"

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Eva rolls her eyes. "Some people are breaking into an office," she says. "I have no idea why."

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"Oh? Who? And whose office?"

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"Uh, Willow and friends? And I don't know – gym teacher or something?"

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"Of course it's the weirdos." She peeks. "Did they get inside?"

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"Yeah," she says.

And it should be pretty clear to her, since she's looking 'round the corner at it.

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"Well let's figure out what they're doing!" she whispers, then scoots over there.

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"… Sure," says Eva, following her.

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Through the door, a few words in Latin can be heard.

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Eva's not gonna be the one to go in first.

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Well, neither is Cordelia!

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Do the wind noises and lights coming from under the door change their minds?

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They make Eva frown, and if Cordelia doesn't go in then Eva thinks she might.

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Cordelia isn't going in, nope, but she's coming up with lots of (probably incorrect) conclusions about it from outside.

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Eva will attempt to open the door, in that case.

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It opens! The room is dark and smoky and there is a swirling cloud of dust around it and sourceless light sparkling.

And three very surprised teenagers.

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"… Whyyy did you set off some weird smoke thing or– whatever," she says, then looks around a bit more. "Um?"

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"Yeah, what do you freaks think you're doing?"

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Sadde finishes her chant. The smoke and ashes finish their unnatural patterns and disappear. "Magic," she answers simply.

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"Um. What?"

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"Uh, yeah, what, have you been playing too much D&D or something?"

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"I guess that depends on what you two are gonna do about it," she shrugs. "Aaalso you are not very good at keeping watch, are you?" she accuses Theo.

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"I was watching before we got in the room," he says. "Sorry."

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"How do you even know what D&D is?" asks Eva. "Anyway, I repeat what I asked earlier– what?"

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Cordelia refuses to answer that question.

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"And I repeat what I said earlier: that depends on what you two are gonna do about it."

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"What I plan on doing about it probably depends on what it is?"

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"Okay, suppose it's just three weirdos breaking into a teacher's office but not actually doing anything bad in it?"

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...Willow will just be quiet over here and let Sadde do the talking.

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"Probably nothing so long as I don't get dragged into some sort of punishment for you guys."

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"Uh, no, I'm totally telling the teacher, who knows what you weirdos did here."

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"We didn't touch anything!"

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"Uh huh."

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Sadde shrugs and makes a floating ball of light appear above her palm.

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Eva looks at it and blinks a couple of times, then moves around to look at it from a different angle.

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"Nice trick, but you're not gonna distract me with pretty lights," she says, folding her arms.

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Sadde sighs, looks around, then grabs a pen over there and—

—makes it float. And fly here and there, slowly moving between and around everyone.

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"… Would you happen to know anything about weird nightmares."

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"Oh fuck are you for real?"

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...Sadde swore. Okay.

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Cordelia—

—looks done. "You know what, I don't care, just don't drag me into this weirdness, I'm going back to class."

And saunters off.

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Eva looks at Cordelia as she leaves, then turns back to Sadde. "Because I have no idea about weird nightmares. But: weird nightmares."

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"Aaaare you free this afternoon, we kinda need to talk."

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"Yeah. I think I'm free. Or if I'm not and you know about these, I can make myself free."

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Theo: seems kinda confused.

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"She might be the Slayer," Sadde explains to Theo. "Did I forget to tell you about the nightmares?"

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"I, uh, you might have mentioned them? I don't remember."

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"Slayer? Or should this wait for later, you guys seem busy and I've already said I have a free afternoon, so."

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"Right, and let's get back to class before our respective teachers miss us."

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"Yeah, um, meet up in the courtyard at the end of class then?"

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"I've got soccer," says Theo. "But I guess I'm not needed for the explanation thing."

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"Sounds good."

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So Eva proceeds to the bathroom and then returns to class.

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Sadde and Willow return to class themselves.

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Theo does likewise, and then when class ends he goes to soccer.

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Eva can be found out in the courtyard, as previously mentioned.

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"So, nightmares that you thought were relevant to the fact that I have teekay, go."

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"Weird demons. And I stabbed a vampire. And– was a different person quite a bit," she says. "They were also terrifying."

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"D-do you have superstrength? And reflexes?"

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"Not that I've noticed? But I don't tend to keep track of 'whether I have superstrength'?"

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Sadde points at a bench. "Try to lift it a lil' bit?"

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So she does! It seems to be rather easy.

"I guess that answers that," she says.

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"That is so. Awesome. When did this start? Recently, I presume, since nightmares? We got our very own Slayer!" Sadde squees at Willow.

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"We do...?"

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"Thursday, I think?" she says. "Maybe Friday. I don't really remember, I was a bit– tired over the weekend."

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"Right, yeah. Nightmares are supposed to be pretty sucky for some reason. So: vampires are real, magic is real, demons are real, you're the Chosen One to protect the peace and prevent apocalypses."

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"… Um, why is there a Chosen One?"

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"Who knows, but it's always a teenage girl, and she's the Slayer."

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"… Do you happen to know a way to get a Chosen Many? Maybe some governing body I can talk to about this?"

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Willow giggles.

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"If I knew one I wouldn't be nearly as excited about meeting you. As it is, it's... not totally surprising you're here in Sunnydale but it's still a nice coincidence."

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"I think I'm missing something here?"

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"You're missing lots of things."

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"Sunnydale is kinda demon central."

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"I don't think I've had it properly explained what demons are," she says.

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"Catch-all term for everything that's sapient but not human. They're not universally unfriendly as the name implies but most of the ones who bother coming to our dimension are so it's easy to be racist."

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She nods. "Okay, and– vampires? Those are a type of demon, right, since they're sapient and not human?"

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"Yeah, those are universally evil, if you die with vamp blood in your system you become one, become dust in sunlight or when staked, allergic to holy symbols, superstrong, superfast, superagile, you as the Slayer probably would become a terrifying vampire, and also it's your job to hunt them and slay them."

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"And they're– bitey, like you'd expect, right? Just humans, or…?"

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"Some books say they can drink any mammal's blood but I'm not aware of any that do. They tend to lose all sense of empathy and morality when they lose their soul—by the way, they lose their soul when they become vampires."

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"… Rrright," she says.

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"The good news is, now that you're here there'll probably be a Watcher and he'll have all sorts of books with more information that we crave!"

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"Ooh, books!"

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"… How suspiciously mysterious do Watchers tend to be?"

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"...you met one. Didn't you."

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"I. I don't know if I want to go around saying things, but. Yes? Relatively sure."

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"That is awesome where is he?"

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"She," she says. "Pretty sure– it's a she."

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"...a female Watcher? Did the crinkly old British men decide to go progressive all of a sudden?"

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She shrugs. "Maybe I'm wrong. Could just be coincidence or something."

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"W-we could ask?"

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"Yeah, just walk up to her and ask if she's a Watcher, if she acts confused we pretend it's a game or something."

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"Okay," she says. "Um. – I should possibly do it myself if she expects me to be the Slayer, I'm not sure?"

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"Yeah. Do you know where to find her?"

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"Yeah. Uh. I will go see her and text you guys if I'm going to be more than like five minutes, does that sound okay? And if she happens to be some evil mysterious demon or something and you don't get a response from me in the five minutes, you can come check to make sure I'm not being eaten or in the middle of some wonderful fight?" She blinks. "Uh, you'd need to know where I was for that, so– library."

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She raises both eyebrows. "Isn't the librarian dead? ...she's the new librarian. There's a new librarian, okay, suspicious coincidence, the mysteriousness might be because she's a murderous demon, are you sure you don't want us with you?"

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"Yeah, um. You could– stand outside the library? Maybe? Um. At that point I don't know if you might not as well just come with me, really."

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"Is there a reason not to? I mean, maybe the Watcher won't tell the truth if the Slayer has other people with her, but..."

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"I was originally thinking because I didn't want to go around saying 'by the way, the librarian might be a Watcher', since if she's not I don't know how that'd affect how you-or-whoever interact with her, but I've already done that so, nope, don't think there's a strong reason anymore." She shrugs. "Let's go, then?"

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"Yeah." She looks excited and giddy.

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"What's up?"

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"We'll get to meet our very own Watcher! Can you imagine? All the knowledge she might have!"

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Off they go then, librarywards!

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And the new librarian is there! She looks up from—surprise surprise!—a book. "Hello, dearies. How can I help you?"

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"So!" says Eva. "The nightmares have sorta gone, they were gone last night at least, apparently the things are still in fact things, haven't been wiped out, there happen to be various people and things and such around, some very friendly various people and things, in fact, as well as some evil and-or terrible ones, and I'm really curious what you know about all of this!"

Educated guess, vagueness, you know, this is all so much fun. Look, Eva's smiling at her, quite happy just to get it all out there.

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She blinks slowly. "Are you quite certain you've slept alright, dear? I don't think I followed that."

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Well, she at least ticks the 'British' and 'old' boxes, even if not the 'male' box.

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She sighs. "Are you or are you not a Watcher?"

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She raises an eyebrow, then looks at the other two, then at Eva. "Why yes, I am. And are you the Slayer?"

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"Yeah, unless there's something else that causes nightmares about demons and apparently gives me superstrength or– something." She folds her arms. "Glad we got that sorted out, now, something I need to be doing because I'm apparently the Chosen Teenage Girl for however long until I meet my horrific death?"

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"Well, do you want to be the Chosen One?"

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"I mean, prrrrobably not if it involves an untimely death, no, I'd rather be the Chosen One without that. I'd rather not put anyone else in that sort of position, either."

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"Well, my job is preventing you from suffering an untimely death, but I won't promise you your life will be easy. Even if you decide not to do anything with it, the universe will conspire against you."

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"Lovely."

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"I am sorry this has been dropped on you," she says gravely. "I'm afraid it's not a coincidence that you'd be here, and even if you leave Sunnydale it's likely that a series of very suspicious coincidences will follow you wherever you go. Although it looks like you may have found someone to help you deal with that already," she says, eyeing Sadde and Willow.

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Who respectively grin sheepishly—

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—and not so sheepishly.

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"Mm," she says. "Any impending horror yet, huge demon creatures that plan on killing a bunch of people, that sort of thing? Everything's seemed pretty normal from what I can tell, but–" she shrugs.

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"Well, I've been looking into the librarian's death..."

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"Gym teacher started acting weird at the same time the librarian died, and there's a magical signature in his office that's very similar to the one on the librarian's corpse."

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"...well, then," she says, looking suddenly very worried.

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"… And here I was hoping he was just having an off day."

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"Do you know what demon it is?"

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"The Sunnydale High library is surprisingly well-supplied with books on the occult, but unfortunately none that include information on this particular demon."

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"Not that surprising, considering, but I see. Well, I have more books."

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"We're gonna be such good friends."

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"Okay, so, we should probably check those if we can– do that relatively quickly? We don't know what it's up to, so, we might not want to delay much while it kills-or-whatever?"

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"Quite, dearie. Would you be so kind as to use your superstrength and enhanced reflexes and balance to help me get a large pile of books?"

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"Sure," she says, "but I haven't had much practice with them yet."

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"Thank you kindly."

And she goes to the little door behind the counter that leads outside, opens it, and finds her way to her car (which was probably repositioned once she knew where the library was and about this entrance).

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… Probably.

Eva follows and helps to grab stuff out of the car as necessary.

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Lots of books! Lots of very heavy, very thick books! All of them weird and with ominous names, most in other languages!

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Ooh, ominous names!

She helps to carry them all. Apparently the superstrength and balance and such are very helpful and she's– not that bad at dealing with it all, actually.

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And then they're back to the library!

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Sadde gravitates towards the books like a moth to a flame.

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Eva places them down in an appropriate place or where guided to place them, then asks if there are any demons in particular that might take over or replace or mess with the behavior of humans, as opposed to devouring them or whatever.

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"Several, each with their very particular ways of doing things. Given the way I heard the corpse was found, my hunch is that it was some form of parasitic demon."

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"Mm," she agrees, "but I don't know what it'd be using the body for."

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"Depends on the demon. It could be draining the body's energy, using it to grow, eating it from the inside, maybe taking over people is part of its reproductive cycle."

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"Th-there were some b-books missing from the library," she says. "W-when he died."

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"Hmm. Are they still missing?"

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Sadde goes to check. "Yep."

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"Presumably you don't know which books these are, or we could just– get more copies of it, see what's there, unless it takes too much time?"

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"I haven't read literally all books here so I don't know which those were."

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"But in any case burying ourselves in books is probably the best way to figure out what demon it is and what to do about it."

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She looks at the titles. "It seems like I might only be of use reading a couple of these, seeing as I don't take– Latin?"

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"You can leave the Latin books to me."

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"And us, too, Willow and I take Latin."

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She nods. "Okay, so, should we get started?"

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"I would think so."

And: books!

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Books! Eva's good at skim-reading for bits of text that are relevant.

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They can spend quite a while like this!

"You know, it occurs to me that we might find the relevant books in the ex-librarian's house..."

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"… Are you planning on breaking and entering or something?"

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"Does it count as breaking and entering if the owner is dead?"

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"...y-yes?"

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"Shush you, I'm trying to make a point here."

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"I think I'm gonna agree with Willow here and say yes, but I mean, I get that it's also different because ex-demon and ex-victim-of-demon or whatever."

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"As your school librarian, I must recommend against this course of action."

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"And as watcher?"

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"As Watcher lockpicking is part of your curriculum."

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Sadde giggles. "I like you."

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"Part of my curriculum? Huh, what else is on it?"

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"Various forms of combat, a general education in mythology and demons, how to best use different kinds of tools and weapons..."

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"… Like guns or like crossbows?"

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"More like crossbows, I don't think there are any known demons with a weakness to bullets. Perhaps one with a weakness to iron..."

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She nods. "Anyway, should we go break and enter now, then, or…?"

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"It's probably best to do that at night, and continue researching here in the meantime."

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"You do have a Slayer now with you."

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"Untrained Slayer," says the Slayer. "Who doesn't have much of an idea about actually fighting vampires on account of never having actually fought a vampire before."

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"Fighting vampires is for the most part an instinct, you will find. They get an instinct for eating humans, you get an instinct for fighting them. Unless you find an experienced one or are ganged up on by several of them, it shouldn't be a problem." She reaches below her counter for a box and puts it on the counter. "Besides, we have toys."

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"Oooh, toys!"

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"… Toys?"

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She opens the box. Stakes (very sharp ones), crossbows, a gallon of holy water, water pistols, crosses in a variety of shapes and sizes, crosses-that-are-stakes, crosses that can squirt water, crossbows that shoot tiny stakes that are shaped like crosses, crossbows that shoot tiny stakes that are shaped like crosses and also squirt water...

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"Looks like fun," she says. "So, before I get started killing vampires: on a scale from one to ten, how evil are all vampires and is there variation?"

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"There's variation, just like there's variation in humans. Vampires have the basic personality and memories of the person that used to occupy their bodies, but lack any and all empathy, morality tends to stop moving them, and they get an instinctive thirst for blood and violence and destruction."

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"So if they're not actively trying to kill me I should see if I can convince them not to be so… evil?"

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"Amend that to 'also not actively trying to kill someone else,' that will be rare enough."

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"I was sort of assuming that I'd go stopping them if they tried killing other people, and then they'd be trying to kill me, but yeah, point."

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"If you do find a vampire that's not murdering anyone, it might be a good idea to try to tail them undetected for a bit to make sure they're really not murdering anyone."

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"And then talk to them to make sure they're actually not evil?"

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"Yes, if you like, but I wouldn't be so sure you'll be able to actually detect evilness just by talking."

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"It depends on how much they pretend, I guess, but I mean– ugh, I don't know, I just mean I'd rather not go staking literally every single one of them without remorse or forethought, because I don't know if they're all like that or if they're just mostly like that nor what sort of variation there is."

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"It's unlikely you'll run into a vampire that's not like that, I would expect those tend to avoid human contact in general."

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She nods. "Okay. So, uh. Anything in particular I should be looking at?"

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"Anything that looks parasitic or that could change someone's behaviour."

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Approximately what it was before, not starting any generalized stuff or whatever, then, okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Research. Woo.

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Research!

And by dusk they won't have found anything relevant, but they will all be much more knowledgeable about the different ways humans can be hurt, maimed, tortured, killed, dismembered, disfigured, tormented, and eaten.

"I'm hungry," Sadde declares.

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"Yeah, I am a bit too," says Eva. "Should we just meet up again in like an hour or so, go grab some food, or…?"

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"Let's eat and then break and enter. Wanna come with us?" she directs the question at Norma.

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"No, but thank you for offering, dearie."

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Food it is, then!

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Yep!

"S-so. Hi. I'm Willow."

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"I'm Eva," says Eva, smiling.

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"I'm Sadde! You probably know this."

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"I do!" she says. "Anywhere in particular you want to go for food, or…?"

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"Not in particular, no," she shrugs.

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"Could just go grab some fries or something – not particularly healthy but then again fast food doesn't really tend to be?"

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"Well doesn't need to be fast, does it, we have a while before it gets full dark, but I don't particularly care much," she shrugs.

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"We could get Chinese," Willow suggests.

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Shrug. "That's fine with me."

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Chinese it is, then!

"I'm gonna text Theo about this," she says, and does, informing them of the findings of the afternoon, Chinese, and the plans for the evening.

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"You're taking this pretty well," Willow says, looking at Eva.

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"I… am trying to cope well because it's probably better than not coping well."

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"I guess?"

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"Not a whole lot of people choose how they cope," Sadde points out.

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She shrugs. "True. I'm pretty good at feeling emotions I want to, though."

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Sadde's phone buzzes! Apparently Theo is up for breaking and entering and soccer has just finished and would he be able to join them or should he just see if his dad's cooked something and meet them wherever the librarian's house is?

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She wouldn't be opposed to seeing him, but it's up to him.

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"Um, congrats, then. I think."

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"Thanks," she says.

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Theo will in fact meet them, then! He's sure he'll find the Chinese eventually, maybe with the help of Google Maps or something.

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Sadde sends him the address, and soon enough the other three have arrived.

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Then they'll probably grab some food? Or are they waiting for Theo?

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They could wait a couple of minutes before ordering? Sunnydale is tiny, Theo can't take that long to arrive.

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He probably won't! She's fine waiting. Smalltalk in the meantime is fine.

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Theo is in fact there shortly. "Hey," he says.

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"Hello! So Eva really is the Slayer and she's taking this all with more aplomb than I'd expected!"

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Bit of a smirk.

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Raised eyebrow. "Cool," says Theo. "I forget what the Slayer actually– does, like, slaying, but what other perks, I think you said supernatural something?"

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"Enhanced physical aspects in general, like strength, speed, agility, dexterity, etc, plus the ability to sense vampires and demons and some miscellaneous magical things."

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"Which I haven't really used much because I thought it was just some horrible nightmares. Aaaand… sense demons? How exactly, any idea? Uh, maybe I should be asking– Norma."

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"Norma?" asks Theo.

His hair still has the highlighted streaks.

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"Her Watcher is called Norma."

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"Ah," says Theo. "So, uh, should we get food?"

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"Yep!"

She finds a table for four and the waiter gives them a menu.

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Ooh, a menu. Theo reads through it and picks a noodle thingy.

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Eva looks through it for a bit longer than Theo did and gets a few small dishes.

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Sadde gets whatever.

And Willow gets some Yakisoba.

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Yum.

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"So does anybody have any idea where the house is?"

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"...that is a very good question! I don't!"

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"We could… go see if 'Norma' knows? Who is she, I don't think you told me but I might just be failing to remember?"

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"Librarian," says Eva. "New today, probably doesn't know."

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"Oh, hm. Could you magic it, not that that's the best idea…?"

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"Or I could hack the school systems..."

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Sadde grins at her.

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"...that may not be a good idea, Sadde likes it."

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"I resent that!"

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"Probably better than magic."

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"Hm?" asks Eva. "I think I'm missing something."

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"Magic is addictive and can cause lots of bad effects on your mind and soul if abused."

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"… Ah." Frown. "Do you think that applies to the weird Slayer stuff I have? Because, um. Ew."

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"Pretty sure it doesn't..."

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"Hopefully."

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"Okay, so, what are we actually doing at the librarian's house? Just looking around for the books that are missing, likely to be titled in some old fashion with no author and maybe in Latin? Or are we looking for demon residue or– something like that?"

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"We'll try doing it the muggle way and if that fails we'll use magic," she shrugs.

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"I didn't realize the term 'muggle' had generalized out of Harry Potter," he says, raising an eyebrow.

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"But yeah, anyway, probably a good idea."

Nom.

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"Well, if it hasn't, now it will," she grins.

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"I-it shouldn't be hard to find, these books are usually big and ugly and attention-grabbing."

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"Yeah, makes sense," says Theo. "Unless the librarian had some sort of hidden room for occult books, which, I don't know how likely that is?"

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"He never seemed interested in all the weird books I used to check out but that might be because he was already used to dealing with it."

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Theo shrugs and continues eating.

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And eventually they're done eating!

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They are! Then they pay and – "So, now is when Willow goes and gets the address? Do you need to be on school grounds for that, or…?"

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"I just need a computer and internet access, but maybe we should first find Norma and tell her about it?"

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"Yeah, probably a good idea? Uh, did she say where she was going to be or are we just hoping she stereotypically lives in the library or something?"

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"We said we'd meet up after eating but didn't say where, so presumably the library, I guess."

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"Okay," he says, and then library-wards they can go?

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That's fine by Eva.

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The school: is closed.

"Um."

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"So that's probably a no to the meeting back at the library thing? Unless she happens to mysteriously appear here, since she's apparently a mysterious Watcher or whatever?"

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"Got it in one, dearie," says the mysteriously appearing Watcher, behind them.

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Willow jumps and yelps.

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"Ha."

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"Wonderful," says Theo, raising an eyebrow. "Okay, so, breaking and entering now?"

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"I still need a computer and internet access to find out where he lived..."

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"Way ahead of you, dearie, I got the address."

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"Which way?" asks Eva.

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So she starts leading them out to the place.

"By the way, dearie, have you gotten a crucifix yet?" she asks Eva. "I presume you three already have one."

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"Uh, no," she says. "Oh, is this because they're allergic to– holy symbols or whatever?"

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"Fun, isn't it?" Sigh.

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"Yes, that is indeed why. We'll arm you fully tomorrow, but for now," and she reaches inside her purse for one of the crucifix-stakes. "When you stake a vampire, pull the stake before it turns to dust or the stake turns with it."

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She nods and takes it, assuming it was handed out to her.

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Yep, it was!

And they reach a medium-sized one-story house without much ado.

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"So presumably we're not gonna break any windows or knock down any doors if we can avoid it…? Does anybody know how to pick a lock, then?" She looks at Sadde, then says, "Oh, wait, part of my curriculum, okay."

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"I'm not pressed for time but you might be, I don't need to teach you that right now."

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"Uh, yeah, probably don't need to learn it right now," she says.

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"In that case, allow me."

Back door: meet Norma Lapère's years of lockpicking experience. It clicks open very quickly.

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Sadde's kinda amazed by this.

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Eva is likewise!

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Theo frowns a little, but okay, sure.

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"Do try not to disturb too much," she whispers, and makes her way inside.

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Willow follows.

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As does Sadde.

The interior of the house is... pretty ordinary. The back door leads to a kitchen, which opens to a hallway leading to a living room, and two closed doors. There's no evidence that its owner is dead other than the absence of people.

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Well, that's somewhat to be expected since he died relatively unexpectedly. Probably.

Theo follows in.

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Eva also follows in! (Woo.)

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The place is fairly small, so it doesn't take them long to find the three tomes in the bedroom. One of them, is, in fact, conveniently open at a page detailing a summoning ritual, how helpful of it.

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"Oh, wonderful," she says. "This looks like it might just possibly be related to this."

Is it in Latin? Or can she read it and work out what the demon is?

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It is in fact Latin.

"Should we bring this back to the Library?"

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"Probably easier than having to break and enter again if we need it for reference?"

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"M-maybe we could a-also go home? And look into this tomorrow?"

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"You can if you want, that's fine, but if the demon attacks every three days or something, I'd rather find that out soon so we know what sort of timescale to expect an attack on."

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"Oh. Right. Yeah. Library, then, I guess."

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Eva looks a bit apologetic, but moves to go back to the library.

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Theo will follow.

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Library! As soon as they arrive Norma grabs the book and starts reading it.

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… Well okay then. "Should we test my demon thing then?" asks Theo.

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"… Demon thing?"

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Norma looks up at him, interested as well.

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"Oh, uh–" he starts, then looks at Sadde. "I take it you didn't tell them, then?"

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"Slipped my mind."

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"I really hope they don't, like, stab me or something then," he mutters. Then, to Eva and Norma, he says, "I might be like, just a little bit, maybe kinda like half, possibly a bit more who knows, um– demon."

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"Me, too, probably," she pipes up.

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"Interesting. Do you know what kind?"

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"Nnnope. Shapeshifting kind."

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"I have some weird grace thingy and apparently sharp teeth and also apparently can throw off a memory erasing spell after, uh, some time. We did tests on me yesterday. Also apparently it fixes 'my hair was magically dyed pink' to– well, you can see," he says, gesturing at his hair which is still slightly highlighted with a lighter color than usual (not pink, just like a slightly-blond).

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"You seem nice enough, so I'm going to assume you're one of the demons who are not automatically terrible?" says Eva, eyeing him a bit suspiciously.

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"I think most demons that manage to leave hybrid spawn behind must have been at least nice enough not to eat their human co-parents."

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"...that's a way to put it."

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"If my mom was the demon, which, she probably was since my dad doesn't seem to share many of the things, then yeah, she seemed rather normal for a long while. And then she disappeared and I still thought she was normal." Shrug. "Then again, I thought everything was normal until I suddenly found out it wasn't."

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"And I presume you haven't figured out what species of demon she would've been?"

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"Nope," he says. "I've only known about this for like a week now and I haven't really looked into anything yet – except for a few books of Sadde's that didn't seem to have anything, I don't think – and we poked at some of the stuff I could do yesterday and were planning on doing more today."

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"Mysterious demon with mysterious parentage," says Eva. "Cool."

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"I'm pretty sure my mom was the demon one since she was murdered by a lot of people who I now presume must have been demon hunters."

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...Norma looks like she doesn't quite know what to say.

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Eva winces! Ouch. That almost hurt physically.

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Theo winces likewise. "So apparently this place kinda sucks."

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"Oh, that wasn't in Sunnydale," she shrugs. "And it was like twelve years ago or so."

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He winces a bit more.

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"So! Pretty sure demons don't have a monopoly on evil. Now that we got that settled let's look for whatever it was that killed the librarian?"

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"I have it. It was a skin slipping demon, which he probably summoned. This ritual is usually meant for enemies, and the summoner typically gives the demon some task it should accomplish in its host's body to discredit them before killing them, but..."

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"He probably accidentally summoned it and, what, just got eaten by it? Or whatever?"

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"That's probable, and since he could not then unsummon the demon..."

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Wince. "Then it went and got someone else after him."

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"Indeed. And only the original summoner can unsummon it."

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"… Can it be killed? Hopefully?"

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"Yes, with an iron blade bathed in the blood of its original summoner. It's... quite difficult to get rid of the demon without murdering its host."

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"Lovely."

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"Quite difficult means it's possible, though, right?"

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"Yes, by getting the demon to leave its host for a new victim before its life cycle is complete."

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"So we have to find the librarian's body, bathe an iron blade in his blood, get the demon to leave its host to try to grab someone else, and then stab it with this blade." Sigh. "Wonderful."

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"Does it only attack humans? As in, would I have any benefit here being probably-about-half-demon?"

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"The book doesn't say anything about how it acts around part-humans, those are fairly rare." She glances at Sadde. "Anywhere other than Sunnydale."

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"Okay," he says. "Probably not a good bet to assume it won't just kill me, then."

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"So, does it kill the victim as soon as it gets into their body, or are they still alive until it leaves them through the face or whatever, or…?"

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"It only kills the victim if it leaves them at the end of its life cycle, otherwise it merely causes unreasonable amounts of internal damage."

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"Okay, so getting caught by it wouldn't necessarily be the worst thing because we'd probably notice the host acting strangely – does it get access to the host's memories and stuff, too?"

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"Yes, but it doesn't know what to do with them without instructions from the summoner."

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"Okay, so it might be able to convincingly pretend to be one of us, which is somewhat annoying. Uh, what does it look like, outside a host?"

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She turns the book to the appropriate page and shows it to them. It looks... like a very big arthropod with more legs than it ought to have.

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"Um, ew."

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"Yeah," agrees Eva. "Ew."

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"And you can't just kill it with fire or something? Because that'd be really neat if you could. A fire. From very far away."

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"Many demons can only be killed by magical means."

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"It'd be nice if I were one of those," he sighs. "Or got it on my half-demon thing or whatever. But okay. Blood of the summoner, iron blade, stab it while it's not in someone's body – and get it out of the gym teacher's body somehow – ugh."

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"You don't know that you aren't," she points out. "As far as you know, maybe being beheaded's just a minor setback."

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"It's possible to attract the demon out of its current host's body if you lead it to believe that your body will be more likely to interact with other bodies..."

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"Yeah, but I mean it'd be nice to know that I was one if I were one. And, uh, I think a gym teacher probably interacts with a lot of other people? I'm not really sure how to make it think I'd interact with more, unless it'd prefer interaction that involves touch, since a gym teacher probably doesn't actually physically touch that many people in a day?"

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"Touch is probably preferable, but the book does not mention it."

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"And I think students probably hang around other students much more than teachers do."

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"Okay, so, it'd probably prefer to try to grab me especially if I mentioned going to a party or something? And also the fact that there are a lot of kids in the halls between class? But I'm not sure how I'd go about hinting that it should try to grab me or whoever's being all self-sacrificing and is hopefully ready with the blade without, you know, it being obvious that I'm hinting that?"

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"I should probably do it anyway," says Eva, "because, you know, Slayer powers and stuff, so I'm probably going to be faster with the blade? And it might just do it anyway if I spoke to the gym teacher alone in his office or something?"

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"If you can convince it and are sure you can deal," Norma says, sounding uncertain. "Perhaps someone who can do magic," she glances at Sadde and Willow, "should wait outside. As well as myself."

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"Should we do that tomorrow, then? But I don't actually, you know, know what to say to convince it."

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"It's not very smart, you should not have much trouble."

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"And we should go get our hands on an iron blade and stab the ex-librarian's corpse."

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"I mean, I don't know whether to outright tell it I'd be better for interacting with people and trying to get it to decide to attack me that way, or whether to try to drop subtle hints, or what."

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"Way it was acting, you might casually walk up to it and go, 'Oh, it's so hard being a student with a very active social life who sees other students and lots of people all the time...'"

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"Okay, so, not-so-subtle hints." Nod. "Cool. Anyone got an iron blade then or do we need to go shopping at some point in the near future?"

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"And do we know where the ex-librarian's body is so we can stab him with this…?"

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"It was in the morgue last night, I don't know how long it spends there before being buried usually..."

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"Probably longer than like, a day, so we should be fine if we just go back there."

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Woo. More morgue-ing.

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"I-I think I'm gonna sit this one out, it's getting late and my parents will be worried."

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Nod. "That's probably for the best," says Theo. Shrug. "Wouldn't want to worry them unduly."

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Eva nods.

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"Want me to walk with you there?" she asks. "Two witches instead of just one?" she adds wryly.

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"Y-yeah, thanks."

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"You guys gonna be okay visiting the morgue at night without the magical backup?"

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"Prrrobably?" says Eva. "Since I have Slayer powers, he has– whatever, and we have Norma?"

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"Bye, then, good luck, tell us how that went tomorrow."

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Off they go!

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"Okay!" says Eva. "So, Norma, ready to go to the morgue with me and Theo and stab a corpse with that lovely iron blade?" Eyeroll.

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"Of course, dear. I will need you to lead the way, I can't say I know out of hand where the morgue is."

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"I'm not totally sure where it is but I think I know approximately where it is…?"

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"I went there yesterday," says Theo. "So I know where it is."

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"Let's go, then."

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So off they go!

… And shortly enough, they arrive! Norma might need to pick the lock to get them in.

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She does exactly that! And then they're in the morgue, and the librarian's body is there.

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"Do you want me to stab it then?" asks Eva.

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"Yes, you're stronger than I am."

...was that a noise? That was a noise.

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Eva notices the noise! "Um–"

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"Noise? Yeah."

He looks in the direction it came from.

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It came from behind them, where a very naked man with a very distorted face is looking at them like they're food.

"Oh, good, your first live vampire, I hope you brought your stake," Norma says lightly.

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"I have one if you need it," says Theo, quitely.

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Eva doesn't seem to need it. She has the crucifix one from earlier, which she takes out.

"What if it's a nice one?" she asks, doubting that there's actually any chance of that.

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It seems to decide to prove to Eva it's not by lunging at the older lady, probably the frailest of them. She sidesteps it quite neatly, without breaking a sweat, in carefully efficient movements.

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It can have a stake then! She lunges for it herself and tries to stab it through the heart.

Assuming she gets it, she pulls the stake back out before it dusts.

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Theo tries to keep out of the way of Eva. In the way of the vampire attacking Norma, though – he can be a nice, friendly, protective meatshield.

(Eugh.)

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Eva is in fact a lot nimbler, stronger, and more agile than she remembers being, now that she's bothering to try using that. So much so that she actually misses her target, who spins around and tries attacking Norma again, who dodges as easily as before. "New vampires tend to not be very smart, and not know how to efficiently use their newfound abilities. More or less like you."

"Excuse me, lady, I resent that!" the vampire says.

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Theo was in the way, so apparently he gets to try shoving the vampire.

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And then Eva will have hopefully slightly recalibrated her handle on her agility and will be able to stab the vampire this time.

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She stabs it! Not through the heart, however, it dodges just a bit and growls, then decides that attacking the one who's attacking him is smarter. He tries scratching her.

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She tries to dodge out of the way! And then strikes at it again.

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Now she gets it, and it's dust, with a ghastly sound like a muffled, distant scream or sigh.

"Not bad."

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"Thanks," she says, looking at her hand and the stake in slight disgust. Or sadness.

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She recognises that look. "I know, dearie."

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"Mm."

Then she pulls herself together, blinks a little, and seems mostly composed. "Anyway, where were we – oh, right, iron blade plunged into the corpse, and then afterwards maybe we can see about staking the other bodies here so they hopefully don't turn into vampires."

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… Well, she seems like she's on a mission.

Theo will just stand out of the way, not impeding any progress.

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Eva takes the iron blade from Norma, stabs it into the heart of the librarian, makes sure to cover it in blood plenty, and then asks, "Do I need to leave it covered in blood and somehow protect it this way, or can I clean it off?"

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"You can clean it off, the magic's already there."

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So she looks around and finds some paper towels on a nearby surface, grabs it, and wipes off the blade, throwing the used stuff into the trash.

"So," she says. "Probably ready to go now?" Glance at the blade. "Do you want to keep this?"

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"It's probably best if you do, you can react with it faster than I can if anything happens. Plus, I have quite a few blades already."

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"It should fit in my bag," she says, eyeing it. "Probably."

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"You should probably get in the habit of carrying the more common kinds of magical weapons with you."

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"Yeah," she agrees. "Might need a bigger bag, but I think I can make it work."

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"Anyway," says Theo, "we should probably get out of here or get 'round to staking because I'd rather not have any more encounters with vampires tonight?"

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"Very well." Norma gets her own stake and goes looking for other recent corpses to stab, because that's a splendid idea.

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"What sorts of things actually work to stake the corpses? Would, like, wood splinters work, or does it have to be a big stake, and will it turn to dust if it's a vampire corpse, or if not does it work if you stake it before it wakes up, or…?"

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"It needs to be large enough to actually penetrate the ribcage and reach the heart, and it'll turn to dust as long as it would have otherwise risen as a vampire later."

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"Oh, cool, so we can just stab a bunch of them with a regular stake and be left with a bunch of corpses with weird holes in them and also a bunch of dust." Nod. "We should maybe see about getting a thinner stake or something, then, so it's less obviously 'who the hell is making holes in the corpses'?"

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"Possibly why it's never been done before." The other possibility being that no one's ever thought of it before.

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"I think I prefer 'this town has weird holes in its corpses' to 'this town has a large vampire population', though."

And he gets to staking.

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Eva is already staking! Woo.

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One of the corpses Ev stakes actually turns to dust!

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"Got one," she says.

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And then Norma gets one as well. And another one. And so does Theo.

And then they're through.

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"Well. That was certainly productive." Considering look. "We should probably start doing this more regularly, then, if we can get four vampires before they even wake up."

… Then she looks slightly guilty, because what if one of them was a nice vampire.

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"This would be uncommon even in a large city, but Sunnydale is an exception to these trends."

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Nod.

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"… Anyway, it's getting kinda late, so I should probably get home," says Theo.

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"We all should, I believe. We can meet tomorrow in the library at lunch to plan our next step?"

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"Sounds good," nods Theo.

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"Mm," agrees Eva.

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They don't encounter any more trouble on their way away, and reach their respective homes without further harassment.

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Eva is at school the next day as usual.

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As is Theo.

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As is Willow! Sadde's nowhere to be seen.

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… And for how long is Sadde nowhere to be seen?

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They have not shown up by the time the bell rings.

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Theo will send them a text, then, asking where they are.

And hoping they were not killed by some demon or eaten by the gym teacher or– whatever.

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No reply.

And in English, Brad gives Theo a quite smug look when their gazes cross.

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… Theo gives Brad a bit of a flat look.

Does anything happen before the end of English?

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Before the actual start of English Sadde appears, prim and proper, to Brad's apparent bafflement, and takes his usual seat by Theo. "Sorry, got delayed, Brad decided locking me in a stall and dropping juice on me was a good way to spend his time." Sadde and his clothes look completely devoid of any juice.

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"… Oh, well, I'm glad you don't seem too impaired by that," says Theo.

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He grabs a pencil and starts twirling it around his fingers in a way that's only obviously magical if you're close enough and paying attention.

"Oh yeah, I have a lot of experience dealing with it."

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Nod. "Sorry you had to deal with it anyway."

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"It's fine, I live to see my bullies' faces when this kind of thing happens." He catches Brad's eye and winks at him, then the teacher arrives.

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English will start in that case! (Woo, English.)

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English! Then English is over! But before they go to their respective classes, Sadde pokes Theo.

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Theo is poked! "Yeah?"

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"So, I haven't been a boy in a while."

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"You– haven't, that's true." Headtilt.

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"And there's this one thing I quite enjoy doing when I'm a boy, which I've missed."

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"Hmm," says Theo. "Is there? I'm not sure I know what you're talking about."

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"You. Is what I'm talking about."

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"Oh well why didn't you just say that?" he asks, smiling.

Does Sadde want a kiss? Is that what he's angling for, perhaps?

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Yes, it is, and he's tired of playing coy so he'll just go ahead and kiss.

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Theo will too!

It can last some time, but of course they don't want to be late for class.

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They do n—

Juice. There is suddenly juice on the both of them.

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So Theo pulls away and looks at– okay, who do you think it is, it's almost certainly Brad.

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Got it in one! "I had some leftover, thought you'd enjoy it," he says.

Sadde looks at him, licks his lips... and shrugs. "Fruity, just like us."

Brad frowns.

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"Who even uses the word 'fruit' anymore?" asks Theo, smirking a bit.

He's definitely angry, but it probably isn't really visible on his face.

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"Okay, you got your joke across, now shoo along," says Sadde.

Which might not have been a good move, because Brad pushes him. "Who d'you think you are, telling me to 'shoo along'?"

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Can Theo insert himself in the way? Because he tries to do that.

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He sure can! Sadde doesn't look too bothered, though, and Brad glares daggers at Theo. "Oh? Protecting your little boyfriend? Or is it girlfriend? Can't even make up its mind, can it?"

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"You know, you could just say 'they'. You don't have to be a dick about it."

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"Oh, but you sure like dicks, don't you?"

Sadde sporfles at this, dissolving into a fit of giggles. "Oh my god that was so bad!"

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"I mean," says Theo, putting on a bit of an innocent look. "If you want, I guess I could try you out?"

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"Ugh, that's disgusting," he says, and saunters off.

While Sadde continues giggling.

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Ugh.

Theo looks down at himself and asks, "Any chance your cleaning up skills apply to cleaning up others too?" Meaningful look.

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"Of course. Uh, best if we do that in the locker room, though, making the juice just disappear takes more, heh, juice than just making it go away on its merry way."

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"… Right," says Theo.

To the locker room, then.

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Yep! And once there, Sadde starts undressing.

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"Required part of the process or because you want to flaunt stuff?" asks Theo, trying to smirk a little.

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He smirks and then is naked. "I don't need an excuse to flaunt stuff to you," he says, and starts whispering in Latin. The juice on his body starts dripping and sliding down his body much faster than it otherwise might.

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Theo starts stripping, in that case! And then he is stripped.

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By then Sadde is juiceless and is unjuicing his clothes. That goes faster, and then it's Theo's turn!

...it feels very peculiar. Like the liquid had a mind of its own and was making its way on purpose.

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Theo shudders a little bit, but endures it.

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And eventually they're both clean!

...and naked. Sadde eyes him, smirks, but starts putting his clothes back on, because this is a school.

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It is! And they have– well, Theo has geography and Sadde has math. So Theo gets dressed too, after eyeing Sadde a bit back.

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Yup! Sadde's late for math, but he explains a bully decided to drop juice on his head because he's gay and the teacher's bewildered enough by this that they let it go.

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Theo just apologizes to his geography teacher that he got held up in the halls. He'll try not to let it happen in the future.

Then: geography.

After geography: French.

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Latin, in Sadde's case, and then lunch.

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Theo catches Sadde because he's not sure if Sadde was around when they decided it – but they're going to go meet with Norma, Willow should probably come too, for a Thing.

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Oh, alright. ...should they maybe eat first though?

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Uhmmmaybe? They could grab some cold thing like a sandwich and a pack of chips, then go check if they're supposed to be whatevering now or later?

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Yeah sure.

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There's Willow! She accompanies them when she's told of their plans.

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So then they go library-wards!

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Eva is there when they arrive!

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And of course so is Norma.

"Hello, dearies."

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"Hi," says Theo. "We weren't sure whether to get lunch first or what, so," he shrugs.

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"It's quite alright. So, we'll—"

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Cordelia bursts through the door and says, "I knew I'd find you weirdos here. Look, are you gonna do something about the gym teacher?"

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"...um?"

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"What about the gym teacher?"

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"He's acting weird and being bizarre and that's, like, your department." She belatedly notices the librarian, and then proceeds to ignore her.

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Sigh. "Yeah, sure, we'll get 'round to him eventually after the fifty million other things that are bizarre. Or maybe we'll handle him today. Who knows."

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Eyebrow raise.

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"What fifty million other things?"

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"Oh, didn't you hear? Horrible bug infestation."

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"… Anyway, yeah, we'll deal with him, thanks Cordelia."

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"Oh, so you're one of them now, too, great."

She turns around and saunters off.

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"...quite the character, isn't she?"

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"That's one way of putting it."

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"I suspect it's all an act."

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"Oh, so she only acts awful and in fact has a heart of gold?"

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"...maybe bronze."

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"She doesn't seem evil or anything," says Eva. "She's kinda… focused on herself, yeah, but I don't think she's really all that mean? At least, usually?"

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Theo shrugs.

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"...she's a bit mean."

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"Okay, but… not evil mean? Just… slightly petty mean?"

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"Well, I guess she doesn't torture kittens for fun..."

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Eva laughs a bit incredulously. "I mean, for starters why is that the thing you think about for evil, second are you sure, and third I would be seriously worried if she did."

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"There's a species of demons that feeds on kittens! ...they're not one of the evil ones, though, they just have a very specific diet."

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"… What, can they not eat anything else? That seems like a really weird diet."

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"Anyway! Convincing and stabbing – still the plan?"

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"Nope, they can only eat kittens."

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"Yes, probably still the plan," she answers.

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"Okay, so– I should probably go do that then? With one of you magic people backing me up. Sadde?"

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"Sure!"

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"I will stand guard as well."

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"I guess Willow and I can just wait here, then?"

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"M-maybe w-we should go, too, in c-case something goes wrong?"

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"Okay, so we're all going to stand outside the gym teacher's office conspicuously, cool. I guess that's better than them dying."

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"… Wonderful," says Eva. "Anyway, if I walk out acting weirdly, please don't kill me but instead try to exorcise the demon, thanks. Cool."

Iron blade: check!

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And off they go.

Presently, they are: in front of the gym teacher's office.

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They are!

Eva knocks.

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"Come in?"

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So she does! "Hi there! I was just wondering – would I be able to use the tennis courts this afternoon?"

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The gym teacher is sitting at his desk. It looks like he hadn't been doing anything, previously.

"Sure, sure."

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"Oh, sorry, am I disturbing you from something? I just – well, I'm going out with a bunch of my friends later, and I thought I should get to ask you sooner rather than later – you know how those corridors get, really busy and packed with kids?"

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He pauses and eyes her assessingly. "Yeah, they do."

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"Yeah, so, like I didn't want to come later?" she says. "I thought it might get busy, like, most kids are at lunch right now so the corridors are empty and I got here okay, but when it's really busy it seems to get almost like a stampede and– that's not the best environment if I'm trying to come ask you about stuff?"

What the hell is she even saying.

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"Yes, I see. You made a good choice. Here, I should, ah, write you a permission slip. For the tennis court." He scribbles something on a paper and gets up to hand her the paper personally.

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"Thanks," she says, smiling at him. Then she moves closer to grab the paper, and oh look, her bag is so conveniently in reach if she might need to grab anything from it. Because she's going to put the paper there. Of course.

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Of course.

The man's mouth suddenly opens impossibly wide and a very weird one-foot-long arthropod somewhat reminiscent of a segmented cockroach with way more legs than it should have jumps out of it at Eva's face.

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Well it's mightily convenient that her bag is right here and oh look she has an iron blade and she pulls it out and slices, dodging out of the way of the critter.

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The critter twists out of the way and falls on the ground.

The gym teacher starts coughing blood, taking a few steps back to crumple against his desk.

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Look, she has good reflexes and agility and also a fricking dangerous iron blade.

She will continue aiming for the critter until she gets it.

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The critter can apparently telekinetically open the door!

...wait no that's Sadde getting in to see what's going on, just in time for the thing to jump onto his face.

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Can she slice it without slicing his face or is it a bit too close for her to do that safely? (She won't do it if it's too dangerous; instead she'll try grabbing ahold of it and pulling it off.)

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Bit too close! Sadde starts trying to pull it off and mostly failing.

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Eva will help, then!

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She is certainly strong enough to do it, though it may rip more than a bit of skin off Sadde's face. He swallows a scream and just drops to the ground, whimpering.

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Well that's fucking wonderful.

And now can she stab it with the blade? Or, you know, cut it into pieces?

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Yep!

Willow arrives, takes in the scene, and—

—promptly gets herbs from her bag and puts them on Sadde's face. The gym teacher is more badly hurt, but she definitely does not have enough juice to do him on her own.

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Stab. Stabbity stab. Stab.

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The thing melts into black gunk on the floor with a hiss.

Willow draws an ankh on Sadde's face with his own blood then chants, "Goddess Serket, goddess of healing of bites and stings, goddess of scorpions and medicine and magic, I call upon thee!"

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The herbs and the boys sizzle and Sadde holds his breath in pain, but the skin on his face starts slowly knitting together and healing. At the end, his skin is red and raw but overall much better than before.

"Serket?" he asks finally.

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"Seemed thematically appropriate."

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Norma walks in, then, and calls Theo inside, closing the door behind him when he enters.

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Theo: enters. And looks at the gunk left over.

Ew.

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Eva looks at the blade, decides to not put it back into her bag just yet, and says, "Could someone look after the gym teacher?"

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"As soon as—"

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"I'm okay, let's just do it."

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So they get more herbs and stuff it into the gym teacher's mouth and make a circle of his blood around him.

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They set up their spell and start chanting to call on Serket and Sekhmet and Isis and Ta-Bitjet (because calling on gods from different pantheons is liable to blow up on their faces).

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Norma surveys the scene. "Well, all in all, everything seems to have worked out alright."

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"Hopefully."

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There's eldritch wind and light, and the gym teacher slumps over.

"Okay, he won't die immediately but we should probably get him to a hospital or something."

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"I'll take care of that. You should get back to the cafeteria to enjoy what's left of lunch. After class, I believe you and I should start working on a training schedule," she adds that last bit to Eva.

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She nods. "I think so too."

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...well, back to the cafeteria, then, he supposes. He pokes the red skin on his face and winces a bit.

And he kinda wants to hold Theo's hand. So he'll do that.

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That he will.

Theo winces a bit in sympathy when Sadde pokes at his face.

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"What about this thing?" asks Eva, holding up the iron blade.

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"I'll take care of it as well," says Norma, taking it.

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Nod. "I will see you after class, then."

And off she goes too.

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"Hi!" says Eva, coming in.

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"Hello, dearie."

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With at least one friend!

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Theo is also here!

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"Uh, hey."

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"Not to be too blunt, but why are you three here?"

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"I wanna learn how to fight evil things and check out the cool new books."

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"I'm just here for the books."

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Theo shrugs. "Moral support?"

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"Very well, then." She looks at Eva. "Do you have any martial training?"

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"No," she says. "I was thinking of getting some but– never did."

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"Mmm. We will probably need to find a place to put practice dummies for you to hit."

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"Yeah."

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"I'd suggest my place but it's tiny. The graveyard, maybe?"

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"My house is a possibility as well."

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Shrug. "That works, if you're okay with it?"

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"Certainly. The Watchers' Council picked it anticipating this possibility."

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Nod. "Okay, so, are we all going there then…?"

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"Yes. I could offer you a ride, if you don't mind being squeezed in an old tuna can."

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Eva smiles. "That'd be good, thanks."

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They do! It's a spacious two-story house with a nice living room and enough space and privacy in the back.

And a wooden practice dummy waiting there. My, it's almost like Norma'd been expecting this to happen. Sadde snorts when he sees this.

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Eva looks at it and raises an eyebrow. "So how much were you expecting to find me in Sunnydale, then?"

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"Oh, we knew you were here the moment you activated."

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"'We' being… watchers?"

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"Yes. We knew the previous Slayer had died, so some of the witches employed by the Council figured it out."

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"Any idea how she died?"

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"A demon ate her head."

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"Is this a particularly common type of demon? Anything in particular I should possibly do to try to avoid it?"

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"They're not very common, no. It's not particularly intelligent, it just—got lucky. According to the girl's Watcher at the time."

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Ouch indeed.

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"And my job," she explains, "is making sure luck has nothing to do with your encounters with demons."

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"I would appreciate that very much," says Eva. "If I could just not die for a while, that'd be wonderful."

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"Dearie if it's up to me you will live to see ninety."

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"If it's up to me we will all live to see forever!"

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"Hopefully."

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"What, with the horrifying magic, or…?"

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"Well, yes, with the horrifying magic, of course."

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Nod. "That sounds– well, horrifying."

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"Well, it's not impossible to become super powerful and not lose my mind, it's merely very difficult."

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"...I would recommend against going down that path."

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"If it's as horrifying as it sounds, probably likewise."

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"I'm not gonna ask what's the worst that could happen, but I will say that sacrificing my body, mind, and soul to make sure everyone ever has utopic standards of living is a very low price to pay."

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"I don't know how the system itself actually works, but I'd expect that if it sacrifices your mind in pieces then you might not be sane enough to– continue with the process when you're that powerful?"

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"Yeah, that is a problem, and not having solved it is part of why I have not done it yet."

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"Right," she says. "Well yeah, if you can patch that minor issue, and you aren't going to go accidentally creating a dystopia instead, be my guest." Shrug. "I'll try not to let you die of demons in the meantime, if there's anything I can do to help it."

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"Thanks!"

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...Norma makes a mental note and turns to Eva.

"In any case, we should start your training. Now, you'll find you have quite a few instincts installed already. I want you to kick this dummy's head."

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"… How strong am I in comparison to how resistant this thing is? I mean, I don't want to accidentally break it, and I don't know how resistant it is."

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"If you manage to break it I will be very impressed and happy but I don't expect you to, at this point. I have several dummies, we will not run out."

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"Okay," she says, then tries to kick it in the head.

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She does, indeed, have new instincts installed! But despite her super strength and dexterity and agility and all that jazz, she doesn't reach the head (yet), and almost loses balance.

"...so, about those books..."

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"Oh, of course, dearie." Norma corrects a bit of Eva's posture then leads Willow back inside.

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Eva takes the corrections, makes sure to keep aware of them, and can try again!

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And Norma returns to watch her do that and give her new instructions. She finds her instincts very pliable to more instruction and alteration.

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Ooh.

She thought she was pretty good at this before, but now it's… very ooh. She will pull at them and reshape them and alter and improve them a lot.

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Not that pliable. Still needs instruction and direction and conscious command and more than everything time and practice. Still, Norma is glad Eva seems to enjoy it.

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She'll do it a lot over the long term. Hopefully.

Time and practice, though, she can do that.

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Eventually Sadde gets bored and wonders aloud about books.

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Norma shoots him an exasperatedly amused look and gets him one.

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Theo continues to provide moral support or whatever, not having much else to do.

He's on his phone playing games a bit, too. Paying attention when there's a thing that might be useful for self-defence for him… which might actually be most of it.

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And eventually they're all done for the day, as far as Norma can teach Eva.

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"You should probably tell your family about this," Sadde tells Eva.

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"Yeah," she says. "I probably should."

She doesn't look like she much looks forward to that conversation.

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"I can give you more stakes and holy water and crucifixes," Norma offers.

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"Please," she says.

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There she goes.

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Eva takes them, says thanks, and bids them all goodbye.

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And everyone returns home for the night.

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School the next day happens as usual! Except until lunch, when Theo suggests that they get together after school and try to continue testing his demonhood.

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Sounds fun! Should they do it with Norma around or should we leave her and Eva to the Slayering...?

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Theo doesn't object to Norma being around!

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Cool, then, they will do Supernatural Wrangling this afternoon, woo.

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That works.

 

Theo appears at the library at the end of the school day.

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As do Willow—

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—and Sadde.

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Norma, of course, works there and is waiting.

"Good afternoon, loves."

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"Hi!" says Theo. "Is it okay if we do some demon testing stuff with you around?"

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Eva walks in too.

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"Demon testing stuff?"

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"Well, I'm half-demon-or-whatever, and we poked at it with the hair-dye thing and apparently I can slowly throw off a memory erasing spell, so I was thinking of testing a few other things, maybe involving magic, and it would probably be helpful if you were there in case something goes horrifyingly wrong?"

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"Ah. Very well."

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"Did you tell your family?" Sadde asks Eva.

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"Yeah," says Eva. "Mom says she'll be careful and very crucifixed around strangers and she'll try not to go near any dark alleys at night, Dad says he'll– I dunno." She looks down. "Something something can take care of himself something crucifix and stake if he must."

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"Did you demonstrate your Slayerness?"

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"Yep. Probably part of the reason he didn't assume I was joking."

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"Makes sense, I suppose."

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"So, let's go?"

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"Unless anyone has objections, do let's."

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Off they go then!

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Indeed!

They're presently at Norma's. With the practice dummy.

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Ooh! Practice dummy!

Does Norma give her any more information before she starts or give her a particular thing to do…?

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Yep! Norma will tell her to do specific things to the dummy, and watch her as she does them.

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She will in fact do them!

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"Do you have any ways to cause a small bit of damage with magic?" asks Theo of Sadde and-or Willow. "Might be useful to see if I heal from that quicker than regular stuff or something."

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"...I suppose I could try something."

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He waits patiently.

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"W-what kind of damage, though?"

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"Can you do small amounts of cutting damage? Like, a small slash or something?"

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"Umm... no, not really. I can, um, do burns. Or, or concussive blasts."

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"How bad are the burns? And are the concussive blasts magically concussing or do you just mean, like, blunt-force trauma?"

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"Blunt-force trauma. And the burns are, as bad as I want? I just make something very hot."

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"Okay, so burns probably works then? Preferably, you know, not horribly bad, on my arm or something, but noticeable so we can actually tell how well it heals."

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"Okay. Where exactly?"

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He points to a spot on his forearm! Because he has no idea where would be best but 'his arm' is probably better than some other places?

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"Okay. ...um, I might need some blood..."

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"Uh, okay," he says. "Does anybody have a needle or should I see if I can cut myself without…?"

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"Your nails can, can't they?"

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"Should be able to, yeah? I don't think I've actually tried," he shrugs.

So he tries! It does in fact work, now he has a cut in his palm, would Willow like to collect his blood?

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...yeah, she guesses. She makes a symbol on the palm of her hand with it and then touches Theo's arm where indicated and starts chanting in Latin.

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He waits for her to finish and expects a burning sensation.

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Not really. It's a warm sensation. That gets warmer. And warmer. Up to hot. And up.

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Okay, well, he expects a burning sensation when it gets up to 'burning', then.

He'll grit his teeth a bit. Burning can get quite painful.

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Yep, it'll get there fairly soon.

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And then he'll make sure it actually seems to be burning a little and if Willow doesn't stop it he'll move his arm away.

(Ow.)

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Well without him saying anything she won't know when to stop.

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Well he thought she might have some standard 'this is the time for a bad burn, this is the time for horrific burns' or something.

"That's enough."

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She stops chanting and removes her hand (which is clear of any blood) from his arm.

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It definitely seems to have burnt! Ow.

He doesn't think it hurts that badly, just quite badly, but still– ow.

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Awwww. Sadde snuggles up. But watches to see whether it heals quickly.

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(Ow.)

It doesn't seem to get much worse, actually. It just sticks at 'ow' and doesn't actually blister or anything, just looks red.

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He continues to watch.

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Stays red for a bit! Gets rather less painful for Theo, though it continues to look red.

"Huh," he says. "It's not as bad as I expected – seems to be healing quickly, or at least a lot less painful than it should be now? I think?"

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"How can you tell? Presumably it's always been however painful it is."

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"Nnno?" he says. "It was painful and now it's less so but overall it's not actually as bad as I would think a burn like this would be?" He looks at his arm and notices it's just red. "Well, as bad as I would expect a burn resulting from that sort of heat for that time to be, since this is just– red."

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"No, I mean, presumably you've always—recovered this fast, or whatever, so how do you know other people don't, is what I'm asking."

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"I've seen burns on TV?" he says. "They don't usually heal as quickly as this. And I don't usually recover this quickly, I don't think." He frowns. "I'm not sure I've ever burnt myself before. Huh."

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"So maybe you do usually recover this quickly, except for the vacuity of this statement due to it never having happened before."

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"Yeah," he says. "I don't think I do, because I don't heal that much quicker than most people from cuts, but perhaps burns are special."

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"Yes, I am talking about burns."

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"Oh, right – I was just talking about recovering from injury in general. Which. I realize makes very little sense in context, okay, yeah anyway. Weird healing, cool."

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"Should we test blunt-force to see whether it's magic in general or just burns?"

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"Yeah. Probably a good idea."

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"...more blood?"

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"Sure," he says, reopening the cut and offering it to her (yay).

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Blood! Different symbol, she takes a step back, then asks, "Where?"

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"On my body or where in the room? I don't know how big the blast is."

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"Your body."

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"Uh, depends on what kind of a blast it is. If it's just gonna give me a nasty bruise, um, arm– uh, might work, or if it's going to knock me over then presumably my chest if it won't break bones?"

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"Nasty bruise, it probably won't knock you over."

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"Yeah, um, I dunno – left arm probably?"

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"Okay, whenever you're ready."

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He nods. "Think I am."

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So she blasts his arm. It's concentrated like a punch, and hurts about as much.

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Ow. Well that's quite painful. "Okay, well, that definitely hurt so I didn't nullify it outright, woo."

He pulls up his sleeve. It does not appear to be bruised yet.

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It was strong enough that it ought to be, pretty soon anyway.

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… Pretty soon it starts to go somewhat yellowish? Theo also notes that it's a little painful.

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"Yes, these things tend to be."

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He rolls his eyes. "Yes, they do tend to be, and I was just confirming that this scenario does not seem to be different in that respect."

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He giggles and kisses Theo's cheek.

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"It doesn't seem to be getting more so, though," he says.

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"Should I punch you to compare?"

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Theo sighs and then looks at him. "Yeah, sure."

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Punch! It is about as strong as the blast. A little bit less, maybe, and less concentrated.

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"Ow," says Theo, smiling and-or gritting his teeth a bit. "That kinda hurt."

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"You didn't complain about it last time," he says in a sweet tone laced with innuendo.

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Theo laughs a bit.

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Another kiss! "So, any differences?"

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"That one felt a lot more like I was getting punched by you and not a bit of magic?" he says, raising an eyebrow. "For some reason it was– definitely different."

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"...it shouldn't have been."

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He thinks about how to phrase it and then says, "I think it might have been Sadde, in a totally mundane way."

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"What do you mean?"

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"… I would really rather not say it," he says. "It feels weird."

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"...why?"

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"Oh my god are you seriously going to make me tell you really why," he says.

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"Yes!" he says in a tone that seems to imply he knows exactly why but still wants Theo to say it.

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"It sounds like you already know," he says, sighing.

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"But I don't!"

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"You really– don't need to know," he says, then looks back at the arm that got magicked. "Doesn't seem to be getting much worse, which I'm pretty sure is weird for that strength a thing."

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Norma gets back inside to look for a pair of nunchucks and raises an inquiring eyebrow at them.

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"I'm being beaten up for science," explains Theo.

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"...well, carry on, then," she says, and goes fetch the nunchucks.

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"Yeah, okay, well, neither of these are hurting as much as I'd expect bruises to and they're not actually that bad. I mean, unless I used to get damaged really easily or something, I dunno."

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"...well did you?"

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"I don't think so," he says. "But again: managed to miss being a demon for seventeen years, or well, more like sixteen and a bit, but yeah, not the best person to ask here."

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"You're so clueless and it's adorable."

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Theo rolls his eyes but smiles. "It's kinda annoying, actually, but okay."

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"I wonder why, though. Like, it's not like you didn't notice it as soon as it was pointed out to you."

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"I don't know," he shrugs. "It'd be weird but probably not impossible that it's a thing for my type of demon?"

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"...to not notice they're a demon? That... is oddly plausible."

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He shrugs. "I mean, I don't know? Demons aren't that common anyway, I don't think, outside Sunnydale, or at least not many people know about it, and if people noticed something off about me they probably wouldn't suddenly jump to 'inhuman', they'd probably go 'must be mistaken.'"

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"Well, yeah, but you never even noticed you seem to move with the grace of a French gazelle ballerina."

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"… And I would never phrase it that way either," he says, "for that is an extremely horrifying way to put it."

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He starts giggling.

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"It's a good way to phrase it, though."

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"It's horrifying," says Theo. "Kinda really horrifying."

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"Why? It's, like, the most graceful thing ever!"

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Theo shakes his head a bit and runs a hand through his hair.

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"It's also true, did literally no one else notice in your previous school?"

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"I don't know!" he says. "I don't think so, like, I was still good at basketball and stuff, but they didn't go 'oh my you look dashingly graceful today are you perhaps a demon' or anything."

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"Not the demon part, but people here at Sunnydale High did notice you played very well, even without knowing about demons!"

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"Yeah, they noticed I was good?" He sighs.

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"Hmm. Muggles."

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"Yeah," he says. "Muggles."

And then he looks back at his arm. The place Sadde punched definitely seems to look worse overall, despite having hit him less badly, but it still doesn't look particularly bad.

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"So, conclusion, apparently magic is less bad on you?"

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"Apparently?"

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"You can't do science without softeners like that!"

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"No, no, that was a 'yeah, apparently so?'" he says.

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"Oh. Right, yes. Okay. So, what other tests? Real dye instead of magic dye, maybe? Though I expect that won't work, now."

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"Yeah," he says. "Should possibly test that at some point anyway. Uh, could test if this messes with my ability to do magic, not that I necessarily want to get that over me."

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"...have you ever done any?"

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"No? I don't know how long it takes to do– anything, I was just saying."

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"We could get you a book and teach you," he says dubiously.

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"… Is there any particular reason you say it like that?"

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"Magic is evil?"

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"I mean, yes, but– yeah, okay, nevermind." Shrug. "I think it's basically now testing magic on me and seeing what I can get rid of more easily then."

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"Like what?"

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"I dunno? See if changing my skin color gets reversed more quickly than the hair dye and if the hair dye is consistent reversal across colors and if it's at all linked to the memory thing in how long it takes and if it varies with the weather?"

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"I'm pretty sure it won't vary with the weather."

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"Might vary with my mood or who does the magic or how much I like them or something, though, since it seems to have selectively removed and altered the dye to do this," he says, indicating his hair.

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"Mmm, I could try to do the same spells Willow did and see if anything changes?"

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"Yeah? There was – the two memory things, the hair dye, and then just this burn and physical attack? I think?"

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"Okay, then, memory things first?"

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"Yeah," says Theo. "Two second thing first or the whole thirty seconds?"

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"Let's do two second, her first then me, keeping track of how long it takes to return this time."

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He nods. "Gonna say anything for me to remember or just see how long it takes for me to report that I do?"

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"I'm gonna say a thing," she says, and finds the appropriate herbs inside her bag.

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Nod.

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She gets a match, lights it, gets her phone, and then two seconds have passed.

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"It worked," he says. "Timeskip."

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"Now we wait to see how long 'til it gets back."

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"How long was it last time? Like a couple of minutes?"

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"I don't really remember, but that's part of why we're testing again with both of us."

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Nod. "Anything to do in the meantime or just wait? – Oh." He looks down at his 'injuries' again and notes the progress of the burn (slightly red, not really painful anymore) and the two bruises (the one Sadde inflicted slightly yellower than the other, neither really that bad).

"… None of them really seem that bad."

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"That's useful information."

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"Good for if I go beat up vampires or whatever, yeah."

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"Oh, yes, that was totally what I had in mind."

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Theo raises an eyebrow. "… Okay."

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So they wait until Theo recovers his memory.

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And eventually… he does! "Nine eighty-nine," he says.

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"How long did that take?"

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"… Two and a half minutes? Give or take like twenty seconds."

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"Okay, so, my turn?" he asks, and gets some of the herbs and the match.

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"Yeah."

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Bit of Latin, two seconds gone.

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"It worked. Again."

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"Okay, and now we wait again."

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"Now we wait!"

… And then will indeed wait for about two and a half minutes. Approximately the same amount of time as last time.

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"Okay, so it doesn't depend on how you feel about the other person, apparently."

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"Or if it does it at least doesn't vary between you two – maybe if someone I really hated tried to magic me it'd matter, but yeah, doesn't seem so so far."

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"So now I dye you pink?"

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"My hair, yeah. Think so. Took a couple of hours to properly undo last time, though, I think."

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"No, not your hair, your face."

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"Ugh," he groans. "Seriously? Do we have to?"

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"It was your idea!"

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"Not on purpose."

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"What do you mean, you said you wanted to test that to compare it with the hair!"

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"… Okay, I guess I did, but– I didn't mean pink."

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"No, but I did. You'd look very dashing."

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"Ugh. Okay yeah sure whatever go ahead."

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"How about I do left cheek and Willow does right?"

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He shrugs.

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So: magic!

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And Theo's cheeks get made pink.

Ugh.

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"Awww you look so handsome." He kisses the cheek he turned pink.

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"You two," she shakes her head.

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Eyeroll. "I really hope this doesn't stay too long, ugh."

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"It probably won't, but in any case we'll time it."

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"Yeah," he says and gets out his phone to do so.

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"...hey, you know, it occurs to me that some demon species can actually will their bodies to change—ee gee, I can shapeshift—and I wonder if yours can do something like that?"

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"… That would be neat but I don't think I've seen any sign of it doing that so far?"

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"As opposed to all the other signs you noticed because you pay a lot of attention to yourself and how you deviate to the rest of everyone?"

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"Ahahaha," he says, very sarcastically. "Okay, well, better objection: I have no idea how I'd go about doing that."

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"Well, I dunno, maybe you could, like... try? I mean, your nails are pretty darn strong, and yet I presume you've always been able to clip them? So something weird's going on there."

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"Okay, um – try what, though, like, getting taller?"

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"Well, no, I was thinking more the parts of your body that we know are magical, like nails and teeth."

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"… Okay, but changing their color? Or making them sharper? Or what?"

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"Sharper, or longer, or more like claws, is what I had in mind."

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"Right," he says, and then tries to do as such.


It doesn't seem to be doing much. The pink on his cheeks, however, seems to now be disappearing.

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"You're unpinking," Willow points out.

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"Oh, wonderful, that's– actually good, I don't know why I'm being sarcastic."

Nails: continue to seem very much like nails! Rather unchanging. As nails typically are.

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"Okay so how does that even work?" he asks, looking at Theo's nails. "Like how can they be strong enough to cut they way they do but still yield to clippers?"

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"I have no idea," he says. "Maybe they're strong from one direction for some bizarre presumably-magic reason?"

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"Weird," he opines.

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"Yeah," he agrees.

Pink on his cheeks: mostly gone.

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"You're almost unpink. That was much faster than the hair thing."

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"Perhaps I object to pink skin more and it works on that sort of principle. Or maybe it's just that my hair is more dead – because biology and stuff – and so it gets affected slowly, or something." Shrug. "Not really enough data to tell."

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"We could try a different color, then, or try some more hidden place."

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"Yeah, could try 'slightly paler' on my cheeks and then the hot pink thing on my shoulder?"

He pulls up his sleeve.

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Willow does the cheeks!

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And Sadde does the shoulder.

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And so Theo looks slightly pale on his cheeks and has a pink spot on his shoulder. "So anyway, about my nails, should we try, I dunno, taking a knife to them and seeing if we can make marks? Or maybe it's only if I'm intentionally doing stuff to them that they can actually get damaged?"

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"Yeah good idea! And we should maybe see exactly how sharp your teeth and nails are."

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"By just testing them on various materials?"

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"Yup."

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"Okay," he says. "Any particular materials in mind? Regular human skin, block of metal, maybe some lead or osmium if you just happen to know some lying around?" Eyeroll.

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"Your eyes are gonna end up stuck like that."

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"Stuck in a roll?" he asks, giving Sadde a bit of a look. "Yeah, sure, whatever – anyway, materials?"

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"I dunno, presumably Norma has lots of stuff for the Slayer to break, we could borrow some?"

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"Yeah?"

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"I think I'm gonna read books instead."

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Theo shrugs. "If you want."

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So they go after Norma.

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Who is training Eva.

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Who is sorta having fun.

Because, c'mon, superpowers.

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Norma hears their desperate plea and provides them with blocks of wood, brick, concrete, and iron.

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"Okay, so should I just try raking these with my nails, or…?"

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"Yeah!"

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So he does so! The block of wood gets marks in it, the brick takes a bit of difficulty but he does manage to leave marks without totally destroying his fingers, the concrete is similar but slightly easier, and the iron is… harder than the wood, not as hard as the concrete.

Ugh.

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"...I don't know a lot about materials, does that make sense at all?"

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"I mean, the wood was easiest and I sort of expected that, but I don't know for the brick and concrete and iron? The main problem with the brick was that it was getting under my nails and it was breaking off in bits."

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"And the wood and concrete weren't?"

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"The concrete was doing it less and the wood was doing it less annoyingly, yeah."

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"Huh. How about your teeth?"

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"I don't really want to bite these things but okay, I guess," he says, then tries biting each of them.

The wood one seems quite damaged by this, the brick less so, the concrete not much – ow – and the iron… quite a bit. Not quite as much as the wood, but definitely more than the concrete and the brick.

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"Is iron actually less sturdy?"

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After going to wash out his mouth a bit – ew, brick and concrete, why – he says, "Than brick? I don't think so."

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"So... why."

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"I dunno?" he says. "Maybe I bit down harder on the metal than the brick because I was less like 'ew crumbly brick' and more like 'oh well metal'?" He shrugs. "It seems weird."

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"Maybe you could open your mouth and I could just try pressing both against your teeth at the same time?"

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"Yeah, if you can do it with enough force – it depends on if my teeth are actually that sharp or if they're just stronger and I have more force or something. Which, I guess, you might have intended with the suggestion, okay whatever, yeah."

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Theo opens his mouth and his teeth – slightly pointy – are available to be pressed against the various materials!

The iron, again, seems easier to get damaged by his teeth. The brick isn't that difficult – apparently his teeth are quite sharp – but it's not as easy as the iron.

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"Okay, so it's your teeth, but is this because we don't understand materials well or because your magic is weird?"

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"I don't know?" he says. "I would suggest researching it but I'm not sure if we should be looking at hardness or strength or malleability or what, and I don't know if people have tested regular teeth against this or if the properties of the sharp material matter?"

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"They'd obey the laws of physics anyway, regular teeth would."

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"Well yes, but I mean, I don't know if anybody has tested how regular teeth interact with them and what properties might contribute to regular teeth's ability to damage it and if this corresponds to how my teeth deal or not." Shrug.

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"Why would teeth be special in any way in how durable or whatever iron and brick are?"

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"Not teeth being special, different materials being special in how they interact with the materials to determine which properties matter. Like, there's hardness and strength and other properties, and some properties will matter if you're talking about trying to shatter it, and others will matter when trying to slice, so I was meaning we should see which ones matter with teeth, what type of damage it does and such – presumably something slicey but most teeth aren't all that sharp I don't think – and then see if mine respect those."

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"...that sounds like online RPGs mechanics."

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"Well yes it does sound like that and typically if something is sharp it's going to be able to damage something but– ugh, nevermind, whatever, just. Ugh."

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"I mean, it's not like the physics is different, sharp things don't do different things than non-sharp things."

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"… No, the underlying physics are the same, but sharp things act differently from non-sharp things by virtue of being sharp? I mean, brick would crumble if you just pressed against it really hard, but iron would just flatten, whereas brick with something sharp ends up breaking apart, again by sort of crumbling, and iron shears? So the different properties of the different objects interact with the different properties of the different methods of destruction differently. Or am I somehow failing to take something into account here?"

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"Oh. Yeah, I suppose you're right."

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"So it matters, assuming my teeth just act like stronger and slightly sharper normal teeth with a bit of extra force, how teeth interact with these various materials? Which I guess isn't a safe bet anyway, and I'm not sure it's that likely anyone's studied them, but I just mean – I don't know enough about materials either, and I don't know what might be relevant here, but it's possible these results make sense for upscaled teeth or something because it might not be as clear." He frowns. "Except, you know, I don't think they do make sense because, um, iron being easier to cut through than brick can crumble? Nah. Probably not."

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"We could see if one of Norma's really sharp blades do the same thing. Maybe ask Eva to cut the stuff."

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"Yeah," he says. "Probably a good idea."

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"I have a few pretty sharp blades, yes," she says when asked, still looking amused at all of this. "But what, pray tell, will you use it for?"

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"We're curious if they interact with these blocks like my teeth and nails – which don't actually even interact wholly like each other – or if my teeth and nails interact with different materials weirdly because demon magic. Basically."

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"I see." She finds a very sharp-looking blade and says, "This is not the sharpest non-magical thing I have, but close enough. Be careful with it, it could slice your thumb off."

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Theo nods and takes it from her. "Thanks."

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"Also maybe Eva could be the one to cut since she's stronger?"

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Eva turns to face them at this, then says, "I'm up for that?"

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"Awesome."

He offers her the blocks of wood, brick, iron, and concrete.

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She takes them!

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Theo also offers her the sword.

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So she puts the blocks down in a convenient place outside and then comes back to grab the sword. "So I'm just, what, slicing through these and trying to work out how they compare to each other?"

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"Yep. See just how magical Theo's teeth are."

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So she does!

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The easiest one to cut is wood, followed by iron and brick in that order but pretty similar altogether, and finally concrete.

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She reports the results! Also checks the blade over to make sure it's okay – oops.

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It's a little bit damaged.

"So your teeth obey the laws of physics—kinda—but your nails don't."

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Eva goes to sort-of-apologize to Norma for the thing that they just asked her to do and also to hand the sword back.

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"Apparently, yeah. I would expect, if anything, it to be the other way round since my nails are probably sharper than my teeth and so more like the sword."

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Norma says it's fine and that Eva will destroy many more things in the future, it's her job.

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"But they aren't sharper because they're made of sharper material, they're sharper 'cause of magic, so."

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"Yeah, probably, but my teeth are probably like that too." Shrug. "Anyway, important experimental results that mean that what I predicted doesn't matter anymore, cool."

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"What you predicted?"

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"… Sharp teeth and nails act like other sharp materials?"

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"Oh, right, yes, your magical properties behave in wholly unintuitive ways."

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"As opposed to just slightly off, like, 'mysteriously sharp nails that are in actual fact exactly as sharp as they appear to be which for some reason is sharper than human default' or something, yes. I would have, for some reason, expected the 'slightly off' option instead of the 'by the way let's just fuck with small bits of everything in quite random ways' option." Slight sigh. "Maybe only because it seems neater, whatever that means."

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He giggles. "You know, it occurs to me that maybe your gracefulness may not obey conservation of momentum."

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"I– okay, first of all: ugh; second of all: uh, that sounds possibly interesting but it probably doesn't do it greatly otherwise I might have noticed?"

… His cheeks are back to normal color by now, oops.

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"And your cheeks are normal again," he points out. "And I dunno, you never did notice the gazelle thing going on."

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"I mean, since finding out about the gazelle thing." Eyeroll. "I guess it might do it but just not dramatically – at least, it doesn't seem to do it very dramatically – in which case it'd be novel but probably not that useful."

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"...breaking conservation of momentum would be incredibly useful if we could learn to harness that at all."

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"Are you talking short-term 'very useful' or long-term 'postpone the heat-death of the universe' kind of useful?"

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"Both?"

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"I'm not sure how it would be useful short-term unless it were doing it quite a lot and I was sort of thinking that it doesn't really matter if I have it long-term since you're probably going to find something like that in your magic use?"

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"Actually magic has some pretty interesting laws of conservation of energy going on. You can get more energy than this universe had in the first place, but it comes from somewhere, and there's usually the regular price of 'magic is evil.'"

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"Does demon magic not run on the same principles, then?"

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"It does but you don't have to pay the evil price for it."

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"Is this actually confirmed and verified and an established fact or are you just guessing from how I don't seem to be paying it right now?"

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"I mean, if demons pay some other price it's not obvious, magic is much more ubiquitous in other realms than ours. Also I have a few years of my own demonic shapeshifting with no visible price—although the budding magic addiction might be it."

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"Okay, so if I get a weird inclination to magic more than I already do, it's possibly that? Or if I find myself, I dunno, being ridiculously moody unless I happen to be mangling material with my nails frequently, it might be because of a lack of magic use or something?" He shrugs. "Probably not worth worrying about until or unless it actually happens."

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"Well it could also turn you evil very slowly, so you don't notice it happening, or eat away at your personality, or make it harder for you to resist possessions, or..."

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"So perhaps I should go around not being a demon?" he suggests, raising an eyebrow.

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"You understand why I don't think it's likely to do anything."

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"Why it's not likely to help if I try not to demon, or why you think it's unlikely that it'll turn me evil, or…?"

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"Why it's not likely there's a price, nice demons are in fact a thing, even with magic."

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Nod. "Doesn't totally rule it out, but yeah, unlikely."

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"Yeah, maybe hybrids have—or lack—something to prevent that from happening, maybe we're all gonna turn into Scream in ten years."

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"Scream?"

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"That serial killer from that terrible movie? That's his name, isn't it? With the mask and huge mouth?"

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"Oh right yeah. Well, hopefully we won't, yeah."

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"...maybe all serial killers are actually insane demon hybrids."

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"That would be sort of a nice idea because it would mean I can stop thinking how weirdly horrible people can be? But somehow I doubt it."

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"It would not be nice to think I was doomed to become a serial killer!"

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"… You said all serial killers, not all demon hybrids, and besides, you prefaced that with 'insane'?"

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"The insane part was me thinking that all demon hybrids eventually go murderspree because of evil magic reasons."

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"Oh right. Well. Hopefully not, and that would not be super reassuring if it were the case, no."

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"Anyway, probably won't happen, and if it does we have all these helpful non-hybrids around to stop us, I don't think either you or I could do anything about Eva if she decided we were a threat. ...well maybe I could with some magic but then Willow could help."

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"Yeah." Shrug. "Hopefully she doesn't turn out to be secretly evil."

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"...who, Willow?"

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"No, Eva, the one who can probably take us all down."

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"Oh, right. An evil Slayer, yikes."

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"Yeah."

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"Anyway, any other experiment ideas?"

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"Oh, uh, I don't think we checked my shoulder?" he says, then pulls up his sleeve.

It's gone by now.

"Should maybe repeat that to get proper results, but it seems like it still changes things if they're not visible. Uh, is there a way to do something to me that's noticeable to you but not to me? It might only reverse it if I know about it, or it might only do it if I can specifically object to it?"

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"Sure, I'm gonna do a thing and not tell you about it." More Latin, magical gestures, and now Theo has a blue spot in the middle of his forehead and a green one on his back.

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Presumably the gestures didn't indicate the points, so Theo will stand there, blink, and say, "And presumably you have some way of getting feedback on whether that worked and I didn't just totally nullify it because for some reason my demon magic might work that way?"

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"I have some way of getting feedback, yes—oh, we should maybe compare to, I'll turn your hand blue how about that?" And he chants again.

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Nod.

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"So we can compare the progress of this one with the others, is what I mean."

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"Yeah," he agrees.

And is his hand turned blue?

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It did indeed! Now they watch.

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The blue spot in the middle of his forehead disappears more quickly than the blue on his hand, though they both disappear relatively quickly.

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"Take off your shirt."

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He raises an eyebrow but does so. "I'm assuming you put something on me somewhere, not just asking me to strip for your own purposes?"

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He doesn't answer but walks around Theo to look at his back.

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… Prrrobably not just for his own purposes?

His back: has no mark on it. Looks totally unblemished.

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"The mark on your forehead disappeared a bit before the one on your hand, and I presume the one on your back disappeared at around the same time. Doesn't seem to change depending on location or whatever."

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Nod. "Okay, so, with such a small set of data it seems like me knowing about it maybe slows it down or alternatively things on my forehead disappear more quickly than on my hand?"

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"I did cast the spell on your forehead before your hand though, I think it actually doesn't change anything." Pause. "You can put your shirt back on, by the way, however much I like the sight of you."

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"Or I could keep it off?" he says, smirking a bit. "But okay, doesn't seem to do much? Weird that my hair took, um, like a couple of hours or something, then."

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"We are in fact in our librarian's house, I'm not sure you should keep your clothes off, and maybe it's because hair is, um, less alive?"

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He rolls his eyes but puts his shirt back on. "Suggested that earlier, and maybe? But then I'd expect internal things to heal quicker than skin, because top layers are dead there too, I think? … Not that we've tested how I fare with internal injuries, I guess, but I'd expect to act mostly like norm—" He cuts himself off.

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He giggles. "I'm not sure how to test that, though."

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"I don't know," he says. "Still need to test if it's just a magic thing or if it applies to non-magical stuff too, I think?"

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"Right, we should maybe dye your hair with actual hair dye."

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"Unfortunately it probably has to be a color I would find objectionable to see if it works."

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"Pink again, of course."

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"Ok." Eyeroll. "Should we go buy that now-ish and do it, or…?"

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"D'you know where to buy that?"

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"Pharmacy or something? I dunno, haven't been here for that long, dunno what you have around."

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"A pharmacy wouldn't have pink hair dye. Although I suppose we could pick, like, blond hair dye and then dye one half and magically change the other half's color..."

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"I mean, a pharmacy might? If it's got a generic cosmetics section, some pharmacies– oh, wait, small town, okay maybe not."

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"I'm not sure generic cosmetics sections of pharmacies have pink hair dye! But we could go check, anyway, doesn't cost us much."

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"The pharmacies I'm thinking of are kinda big, and they have a bunch of cosmetics, pretty sure I've seen pink hair dye before, but yeah, small ones probably wouldn't have it." Shrug. "Might as well check though, yeah."

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So he tells Norma where they're going and off they go!

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That they do!

… Theo continues to not know the surrounding area very well, so Sadde should probably lead the way.

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Sadde does! And they reach a pharmacy. It's not huge, but it's not tiny, either.

And it has a cosmetics section.

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In the cosmetic section: well, there's not pink per se but there's a kind of really strong red?

By the way Theo is eyeing it, it would probably work as a pink substitute.

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"You're cute when you have trouble with your looks," he says, grabbing it off the shelf.

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"I am perfectly happy with my looks," he says, continuing to eye it. "It's altering them in ways I do not expressly desire to alter them that I am not happy with."

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"Yeah, I get that, and I'm saying you look cute in those situations."

They get in line.

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"Ugh."

The line isn't very long, and then they have bought red hair dye, yay.

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"And you keep making those cute noises as well," he adds as they start walking back to Norma's place.

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"Cute noises. What, 'ugh'?"

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"Yep."

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Eyeroll. "I'm glad I amuse you," he laughs.

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"Look, who even says 'ugh' seriously? It's, like, some catchphrase or something."

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"It's not like I'm literally saying ugh, it's just– a noise of frustration? I mean, I sigh a lot too, it's not the only thing I do?"

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"I know, but you make these faces while you do it, and you actually do it, it's like, I dunno, just adorable."

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Raised eyebrow. "Adorable?"

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"Yeah! You're like a grumpy kitten."

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"A–" Pause. Small frown. "Grumpy kitten?"

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"Yes!"

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"Right." He continues to walk. "… You know, I'm not really sure what that suggests about me or why you decided to use that description, but– sure, okay."

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He shrugs. "It's descriptive of your adorableness and grumpiness. You know when you see a cute small animal being grumpy and you want to squeeze it? That's more or less it, I want to squeeze you and kiss you."

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"A cute small animal being squeezably grumpy and kissable," he says with a raised eyebrow. "Right."

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"Mmhm. Except in your case you're human so the kissing takes a much more fun flavor."

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Smirk.

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"Dislike the assessment?"

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"Nah," he says. "Sounds weird to call me a cute grumpy small animal but the kissability works okay."

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"Well maybe not small per se, but just as adorable."

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He laughs. "Okay."

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Presently they arrive!

"Okay, time to dye your hair."

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"Yaaay," he sighs. "Okay. Sure."

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So with Norma's permission and Willow's curious supervision (she decided she wouldn't learn everything there is in that very thick book so she asked Norma to borrow it) they dye Theo's hair! Well, a part of it.

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How much a part of it? Just the tips, half his head, a small patch…?

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Small patch.

Then magic on another.

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Theo doesn't like his new hairstyle.

Eugh.

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"Cute grumpy kitten: exhibit A."

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"What?"

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"Apparently I am a cute grumpy kitten, especially when I make an 'ugh' sound."

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"Why?"

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"Ask him." Eyeroll.

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"It's because he's really adorable when he doesn't like stuff, and he makes cute noises like 'ugh' and he sighs and he rolls his eyes. I mean, lookit him!"

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"...I don't really see it."

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"I mean, I wouldn't personally call 'ugh' a cute noise, just a regular noise, but okay."

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"It's not regular! It's, like, occasional at best! Except when you're Theo, in which case it's regular."

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"If you say so," he says, slightly dubiously.

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He shrugs. "I don't say 'ugh' or sigh or roll my eyes or act grumpy nearly as much as you do."

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"Maybe it's just a trademark thing of mine," he says, then starts– and stops rolling his eyes.

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"Case in point."

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"Trademark things aren't bad," he says, then pointedly does not sigh.

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"I know they aren't, never said they were, I'm just insisting it's cute."

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"Mmh," he agrees. "Okay. Yeah." Shrug.

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"For the record, I'd like to register the prediction that the magical hair thing will wear off faster, if the nonmagical one will wear off at all."

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"Did we time the previous thing? I mean, it'll be some data if it does in fact wear off at all, but it would be nice to check how long they take in relation to each other, too?"

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"You have both types on your head right now, we can just wait and see whether they disappear roughly at the same time or what."

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"… Right, yeah," he says, frowning again. "I swear I'm not usually this forgetful."

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He pats Theo's head.

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It turns out that Sadde is in fact correct, and the magically dyed patch of hair does start fading before the non-magically dyed patch.

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If it takes as long as the previous one did, however, it should be about time for them to stop bothering Norma at her place.

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It doesn't actually take a whole couple of hours to disappear! Takes about twenty minutes, though.

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"Well that's interesting. Maybe we should've done a larger patch."

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"Yeah, maybe," he says. "How's the other one coming along?"

It doesn't seem to have changed.

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"It's not."

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"And we didn't get any black hair dye so I might be stuck with this tomorrow, woo!" (Sigh.)

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"We could go get some, or—is there something that, like, removes hair dye?"

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"… No, don't think so? Not unless it's a spell. You can bleach your hair and stick more dye over it, I think, or that might be what you're not supposed to do because it damages your hair, but I don't think it's the same as nail varnish remover or whatever."

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His hair changes to a bright red. "I don't need that."

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"I mean, you could just re-dye my hair black– no, you couldn't, or maybe you could, not sure if we tested that, ugh. It might interact weirdly if you dye my hair a color I want it to be from a color I don't want it to be, seeing as how it did that streak thing."

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"Oh yeah good test, if by tomorrow it's still red we could try that."

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"And I will text you tomorrow morning so you can come and do it before I go to school, yes?"

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"Sure. Ooor you could sleep over at my place."

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He raises an eyebrow. "But what would my father think, oh dear."

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"Hopefully he won't think too much about it."

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He rolls his eyes. Then notices what he did and rolls his eyes again and gets out his phone. "Sure, sounds good."

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"Are there any more experiments to run?"

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"I can't think of any right now," he shrugs.

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"Then we could call it an evening and go? I'm not sure how much longer Norma's gonna spend with Eva."

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"Sounds good."

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"I'm gonna stay around I think."

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And Norma will continue training her Slayer for as long as she wants to. Or until like eleven, whichever happens first.

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Eva is up for training as long as Norma is up for it – this is important.

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Off they go, then.

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And eventually they arrive at Sadde's place.

"You hungry?"

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Shrug. "A little?"

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"I can make food! I think I have some leftover mac and cheese, too."

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"That sounds good, actually."

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"Okay!" So instead of making food he heats up some mac and cheese and serves it.

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Nom.

After a few moments, "So– do we, any of us, actually have any plans, things for the medium-long term? I mean, with magic and all, I'm not sure 'go to university' is the right route, and I was sort of assuming it'd be that before I found out everything."

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"I'd been thinking about learning magic at a slow pace that would allow me not to be eaten by evil magic gods if at all possible and then finding the Slayer and trying to curb the vampire population and becoming an omnipotent deity."

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"So, going to college was still on your list, doing magic at the same time, or…?"

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"Well I do need to eat, somehow, and being magical-but-not-too-magical isn't a very profitable line of work."

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He nods. "Yeah. Makes sense."

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"It's profitable enough to sustain me here, though, kinda."

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"Oh, is that what you do?"

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"I sometimes work at The Magic Box, and sell them stuff, and verify their magic stuff."

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"Sounds, uh," he shrugs. "Fun?"

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"Well it kinda is, actually."

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"Anything in particular that's fun about it or just in general…?"

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"Magic is fun in general," he shrugs.

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Theo smiles and continues eating.

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Food! Then he's done, and when Theo is he'll collect Theo's plate and go wash their dishes.

"I unfortunately lack desserts."

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Theo looks at Sadde, then trails his eyes downwards a bit. "You sure about that?"

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Sadde follows his gaze and smirks. "Well, I suppose that does depend on how broad your definition of dessert is."

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He considers and shrugs. "Pretty broad."

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Sadde takes a couple of steps towards Theo, holds his chin between his right index finger and thumb, and says, "For the record, that was terrible flirting." And then kisses him.

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Well it's not like Theo can object now that they're kissing.

Not that he minds.

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After a bit Sadde pulls away. "We should brush our teeth."

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"Mmmmh," says Theo, dragging it out a bit.

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"So I'm gonna go do that," he says, making fingerguns with both hands and pointing towards the door, out of which he goes on to walk.

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And Theo decides that he does not in fact need his shirt anymore, so takes it off, and then follows Sadde.

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Sadde: is in fact brushing his teeth.

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That's fine. Theo can amuse himself trying to work out what the heck is up with his nails and then also checking the progress of his hair in the mirror– oh.

Huh.

He wasn't expecting it to have gone, but apparently that is what it has done.

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After he's done he looks at Theo and raises an eyebrow. "Feeling hot?"

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"Little bit," he says. "And apparently my hair has fixed itself, so, that's neat."

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"So I see," he says, not looking up at Theo's hair at all.

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"Should probably brush my teeth," says Theo. "Okay if I use your toothbrush?"

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He purses his lips in amusement, then says, "Sure."

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So he does so! And pokes at his hair a bit, making sure it's not– weird or something.

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And Sadde wraps his arms around Theo's waist from behind and starts nibbling on his neck.

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And Theo smiles a bit and continues to brush his teeth.

He's done shortly, so he washes his mouth out and then kisses Sadde back.

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Kiss! Very kiss! Shirtless Theo kiss!

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Theo is in fact very shirtless.

Sadde should be too. Theo will rectify this problem, unless there are any complaints.

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Maybe he could rectify this problem in Sadde's room, he'd rather not leave his shirt in the bathroom.

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You know what? Moving to Sadde's room sounds like a great idea.

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Good! Then in Sadde's room his shirt can go away.

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And they can kiss some more.

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So they can! On Sadde's bed, even.

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Wonderful.

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And with all this exposed skin Sadde would like to nibble on more than just Theo's lips.

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Theo reacts positively.

He continues to enjoy being nibbled on.

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That's good! Especially because Sadde'll continue making his way down down down until going any further down would meet with clothing again.

Unless of course he can help it.

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Theo is definitely not opposed to having help with his clothing.

Look. Very unopposed.

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Bye, Theo's pants! Bye, Theo's underpants, because Sadde wants to play.

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Oh really?

That's good.

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Mmhm! He'd like to start by very thoroughly tasting what's right in front of him.

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Well.

That's even better.

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He darn well hopes it is, especially once his fingers (thoroughly prepared for this task beforehand) start making their way places.

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They– that, yup.

Yuuup.

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Mmhm, yup, he can do that for a while. With variations, of course.

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Of course.

And then Theo will want to kiss him instead and then nibble on him, unless there are any objections.

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Well, Sadde's mouth will need to be a little bit less busy but if Theo prefers it be busy with his own mouth instead Sadde won't object, nope.

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Well see, that's okay because shortly Theo will be busy trailing down Sadde's body with nibbles.

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Ooh reciprocation, good idea, he approves.

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Theo is glad of his approval.

He intends to get plenty of it.

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Really? How, pray tell, does he plan to do that?

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Lots of enthusiasm? And some skills that are… rather not terrible.

Quite good, actually.

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Ooh, enthusiasm. Sadde can give pointers if needed but mostly will be making incoherent noises and running his hand through Theo's hair.

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Then they will both be finding that they're having an enjoyable time.

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For a time. Then Sadde wants some more variety.

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Oh, variety?

Pray tell.

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Well, to start with, he misses kissing Theo. And he'd like to kiss Theo while his hands are occupied down there for a bit.

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So he gets some kissing.

Mmm.

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Mmmkissing!

Okay now for some variety. He whispers a suggestion to Theo.

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Well. That definitely would be some variety, wouldn't it.

Theo is unopposed.

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Good, Sadde likes doing that.

Back down he goes, and to the other side, turning Theo belly down so he can nibble on Theo's butt.

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Yep.

He does.

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And his lips and, especially, tongue, find somewhere else to be, and he does something other than nibbling.

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Well.

That is in fact a thing he does.

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And Sadde will draw some reactions from Theo.

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Such as noises.

He will definitely get noises.

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Good. Very good. Now if Sadde uses one of his hand to simultaneously reach around...

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Then he will get more of a response, seeing as how Theo has a good response right there.

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Yep.

Now there's something else Sadde could do with Theo positioned just like so...

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Oh?

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Well, if he reaches for something in his bedside table's drawer does that serve as a hint?

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It does indeed serve as a hint. And Theo will pull Sadde in for a kiss.

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Kiss!

And then, sllooowly, in he goes. And more kiss.

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It prompts a reaction.

Theo bites the pillow that is conveniently near his head.

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That is a very welcome reaction! He will proceed as planned, kissing and nibbling on Theo's shoulders and the back of Theo's neck.

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And so he will continue to get welcome reactions.

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And he himself has some reactions. And then those reactions accelerate. And then they slow.

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And Theo has reactions himself during, such as moaning into the conveniently-placed pillow.

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Sadde makes an effort not to bite down (too hard), but then he reaches around, eyes closed, and tries to get Theo to a similar state.

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And Theo can moan into the pillow some more and really have fun with the biting and then he is in a similar state.

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And Sadde can collapse on him, planting periodic kisses on his skin.

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"Miss that, did you?" asks Theo after a moment, smirking a bit.

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"Who, me?" he asks lazily between kisses.

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Snort. "Yeah, you."

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"Nooooo," he mumbles, nibbling some more.

(Still inside.)

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(You might note that Theo is still smiling.)

"Sure about that?"

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"Yeeeeessss..."

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Smirk.

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Nibble nibble kiss nibble.

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Theo will in fact be nibbled.

He quite likes it.

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Good.

"Mmm I like sleepovers."

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"Me too," says Theo.

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"...did we have any extant science to do? I quite forget."

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"I'm pretty sure my hair was the only thing that we didn't wrap up while there – I mean, I guess there were those bruises but they disappeared pretty quickly?"

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"Hmm, bruises, I also quite forgot to explore that look you gave me earlier..."

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"… Look?"

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"Mmhm. You gave me a look that looked like you liked it."

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He opens his mouth and then seems to try to come up with some words.

Nope. Not working.

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"Mmhmm."

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Theo looks back at Sadde, eyebrow raised a bit.

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He takes this moment to kiss Theo.

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Theo will kiss back! And then raise his eyebrow again when they pull away.

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"What?"

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"Don't worry," he says. Then he wiggles his hips a bit.

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Nibble nibble. "Not worried. Just making plans about how I'm gonna use that information."

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"I don't know much about the information anyway," he says, rolling his eyes.

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"So we can do science to it."

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"I… don't know that I want to science it necessarily?" he says, raising an eyebrow again. "It sounds like it would have, um, painful failures?"

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"Safe, sane, and consensual. We could work our way up."

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He shrugs and leans back against the pillow.

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"But if you don't want to we can just stay with the pain inherent to gay sex." Wiggle wiggle.

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Snort. "Dunno."

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"Dunno if you want to have more gay sex?"

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"Yeah but I'm a little busy right now."

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"Yeah you don't want to have more gay sex? I didn't mean right now. And busy with what?"

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"Well," he says, wiggling his hips again, "not sure if you've noticed but you're still inside me."

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Well he was but the wiggling got him out. "That's not being busy," he says, reaching down to get himself free.

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"Joking," he says, laughing. "But yeah anyway, I'm up for more if you are."

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Nibble nibble. "Nnnot right now. Although you might get me in the mood again on the way to the shower."

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He raises an eyebrow. "Is that a challenge?"

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"Mmmmaybe?"

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Theo laughs a bit but turns over, making sure not to knock Sadde.

Kiss.

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Kiss!

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And after a bit, "Yeah okay – shower?"

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"Yup!" Kiss! Then he gets up and throws the used condom away and makes for the bathroom.

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And Theo follows.

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"Weren't you gonna seduce me?" he asks, turning on the water but not getting under it yet.

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"Or I could just get you wet," he smirks.

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He steps under the water. "Beat you to it."

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"Oh no," he says, taking a step closer. "Whatever shall I do?"

Maybe kiss Sadde under the water. Maybe that is what he shall do.

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Well. Sadde still won. He will celebrate winning with kisses.

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Fine by Theo.

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"Still not being seduced," he points out to Theo's skin when he stops kissing him and starts trailing down his jaw.

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"But I am."

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Bite.

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That gets a noise out of him!

Perhaps they should shut the door to the shower, or else just splash water everywhere.

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Shutting door!

...then soaping up, of course, that's what he was doing, wasn't it? Nothing other than getting perfectly clean.

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That's fine.

Theo will just bite Sadde in lieu of being bitten.

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Sadde swats him with a loofah. "You should get cleaned."

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He laughs. "I can get clean perfectly fine while biting you."

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"Really? How? Your movements get pretty constrained, don't they?"

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Snort. "Okay, so my hair might be an issue, and I might be a little too–" he pushes against Sadde a bit, "mm… pressed up against you?"

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"Then I won't be able to get cleaned," he complains.

He does not, however, move from where he is.

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Theo moves a bit to kiss Sadde instead.

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He does not resist! But then says, "That's also not conductive to cleaning. It looks like you have an agenda, here."

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"Oh dear, whatever shall people think," he says, then kisses Sadde's jaw.

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He raises an eyebrow. "Do you want other people to have opinions on this? We could leak a sex tape if you're into that."

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Theo snorts. And then takes a moment.

"I– actually was not thinking about that."

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He smirks. "I can't help but notice you didn't say 'no.'"

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"I wasn't thinking about it!"

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"Still not a no," he singsongs.

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Eyeroll. "That is in fact true that it is still not a no."

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"We-ell," he starts, then grabs Theo by the waist to turn him around and press him against the wall. "I don't have a good camera but that can presumably be arranged."

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"I don't think I actually want to make and leak a sex tape," he says, from his position against the wall. "Making it, sure, leaking it, enh."

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"Fine by me. Would be nice to watch all the faces you make whenever I feel like it, I quite like them."

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Smirk. "I'll just be proud of my facial ability, then."

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Sadde reaches down and squeezes. "They're very good faces."

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"Thank you?" he tries.

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He starts doing somewhat more than squeezing. "You know, I seem to be in the mood again."

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"Oh, do you?"

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"Yes. Through no influence of yours." Squeeze again.

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"Auh, so sorry," he laughs.

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"No you're not," he points out, getting to his knees.

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"Nope, I am not."

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And at this point Sadde gets too busy to continue talking.

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That's okay.

Theo is also a little busy.

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Yes, that's Sadde's purpose, there!

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He is succeeding, quite well.

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But given that this is their second go tonight he's unlikely to be completely successful with just that. Does Theo have any more suggestions?

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Well, see, Theo could try getting Sadde off for a bit?

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Sadde's wholly in favor of this!

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Well, Theo continues to not be wholly inexperienced at this sort of thing.

And he also continues to enjoy himself.

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Whole purpose there!

But now Sadde wants... well, the same thing he gave Theo earlier, probably. Oh look he even has other condoms tucked away places in the bathroom, he's so prepared.

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… Well Theo wasn't going to suggest that because he expected they'd have to get out of the shower and dry off to go find some stuff first, but– seeing as Sadde is prepared with the applicable item, that sounds like a good idea.

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Pff, Theo, it's almost like you don't know Sadde.

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It is, isn't it! What is it, two weeks now?

Well, they can make up for that.

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Yes, they can!

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And, after a bit, it would seem that Theo is not in fact too spent to finish up.

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Neither is Sadde!

But then they should actually, yanno, shower.

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Yes. Yes they should.

Theo disposes of the relevant item and then: shower.

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And then they're done.

"Good day," he yawns.

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"Lots of things done, yeah."

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Makes way to bed. "Shame there's school tomorrow, kinda wanna sleep in."

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Nod. "Yay, school." Yawn.

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He pats the bed when he lays on it.

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Theo gets into bed!

Hi there, Sadde. Theo decides he wants to kiss you.

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Awww!

Kiss. And snuggle.

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Snuggle.

And eventually sleep.