"I don't know, do you think absolutely everybody is going to know my name? ...Ugh, I hope they don't try to print my first name in the Daily Prophet, nobody can pronounce it."
"I mean from reading it. And there's kind of an accent for it and it doesn't sound right if you don't know, like, how my grandparents used to say it? I dunno."
"I wonder if you'll get a title? There was the Boy Who Lived, so you could be, ummmm, the Girl Who Dementored?"
"Patronus Girl. The Girl with the Silver Person. I never heard of a person Patronus."
"The Glowing Girl? I know it's kinda wrong, cause it's the Patronus that glows, but being totally correct never seems to worry newspaper people too much."
"Well, maybe we'd better come up with a good title and tell it to them before they make up something terrible."
"The Girl with the Killer Patronus? No," she sighs, "that makes you sound all scary."
"I'm scary to Dementors. But they don't read newspapers. Silver Girl?"
"Patronus Girl is the only one that's seemed okay to me so far. Um. Dementor's Bane?"
"That makes me sound like a weapon. Maybe my wand can be Dementor's Bane. But then I want a name for the other one too."
"Are you going to let people borrow the wand to try the spell? In case it's that?" Emma asks curiously. "I mean, what if something happened to it?"
"I... think I'd let someone else try the wand. I'll let Karen try it when we're up in our room," decides Miranda. "I might let somebody borrow it, if they could make the special Patronus with it and they were going to kill Dementors and then they'd give it back when they were done."
"Well, if it is the wand, you could probably get someone to figure out what it is, so they could maybe make more later. Dementor Killing probably beats Wand Snobbery, right?"
"Not you! Remember Ollivander?" She puts on her best imitation of an Ollivander voice (which is admittedly not at all close, but is at least markedly different than her normal voice.) "How dare you want a second wand mine are perfect in all ways."
"Oh! Yeah. He might start using chimaera hair if it'd let people kill Dementors. Maybe it'll do other stuff, even."
"Well, it did do that once," says Miranda. "Oh man, I want to tell her, but McGonagall wants it quiet..."
"Ugh, I didn't even think about that. How long could it take McGonagall to figure things out, do you think?"
"She'll probably want to... look at the cloak? Maybe check it out with magic and make sure it's not going to... spawn from it again, or something, I hope it doesn't, that would be bad."
Like, for example, the Dementor is not actually dead. And is now mad at them. There is a thought that should go away immediately or it will turn into some spectacular nightmares.