Soon thereafter, Russell Peasegood makes it his business to be found on the Hogwarts lawn after classes one day. Officially, he's here visiting his niece. She happens to be in Potions class, at the moment. And of course, being a good uncle, he will wait here until she's done.
There appears to be a flying class just finishing up nearby full of students in blue and yellow robes. What a coincidence.
Miranda likes flying! She isn't clumsy in the air. Wheeeee. Okay, okay, time to put the broom away, she'll live.
"Iiiit's Monday so you can take the shortcut, you go in through there and take your second right and go down all the stairs you see and it'll be on your left."
"I don't really have any friends in Gryffindor. Or third year. Um, weren't you going to Potions?"
Karen catches up. "That's not a reporter, is it? We aren't supposed to talk to reporters."
"Never said y'were! Miss Swan here gave me directions to Potions-" he waves in the direction she had indicated earlier, "but I recognized her, y'see. Heard through the Ministry- such a buzz there was!- and couldn't resist asking about the Patronus. I don't even have one, y'know; quite impressive, really."
"An Auror was already here. The Ministry could have sent somebody else with them if they wanted Miranda to talk to Ministry people."
Well, wasn't that interesting.
The following day, there is an article in the paper.
Dementor Mystery at Hogwarts!
by Russell Peasegood
Last Tuesday, a Dementor died at Hogwarts... cause of death still unknown... of all things, a student named Miranda Swan, a first year in Ravenclaw... said she learned her unusual Patronus "from a book"... Professor Fisher was knocked out instantly... rescued Fisher and three other first years... inexplicably exploring the Dark Forest... classmates call her "reserved" with a "small group of friends"... she herself admits she has "no friends in Gryffindor" nor among the older students... is anywhere truly safe?!
Since she sent them a perfectly descriptive owl before the article ever happened, she decides that the owl is really just to make themselves feel better and treats the questions as rhetorical. (Except for the part about Jenny. That gets a short, snippy response.)
She shows up to lunch with the Prophet in hand. "How did a reporter get quotes from you guys?" she asks confusedly.
"He said he wasn't a reporter! We asked! And we barely talked to him!"
"The stupid author blurb at the end says he's a journalist for the Prophet," Alli says thoughtfully. "Think he's enough of a twit to claim a reporter and a journalist are different?"