"Probably. Ugh, Professor McGonagall's probably going to be mad."

"She's the one who let him on the grounds in the first place!" Alli says indignantly. "And you barely said anything, lots of these quotes are from random students or whatever. You couldn't exactly have stopped him."

"He said he was visiting his niece, who's some other year from us, Gryffindor, that's where the quote about not having Gryffindor friends or older ones came from, we were saying we didn't know his niece."

"That's kind of a stretch..." Emma says dubiously.

"Right?! As though his niece is all of Gryffindor. Arrogant twit!" Jenny declares loyally.

"Well, I mean, I did actually say I don't have friends in Gryffindor or other years, just... I mean, I have friends in all three other houses, it's not like I'm that reserved!"

"So he's a lying, exaggerating twit. Still not your fault."

"Do you think we'd better tell McGonagall ourselves or wait?"

"About the article or the reporter...?"

"Either, both."

"No way does she not already know about the article." She pauses as she thinks about the other half of the question, 'must tell authority figures relevant things' warring with 'authority is scary and should only be necessary when Something Bad occurs.' She decides that something bad has already occurred, authority is relevant, and goes with, "And might as well, she'll want to talk about the article anyway I bet."

"I'll go up to her after we're done eating I guess..."

"Want company? Protection? Something like that?"

Headmistress McGonagall is waiting for her at the entrance of the hall as they exit. "A minute of your time please, Miss Swan?"

"It wasn't her fault! He lied to her about being a reporter!" Alli says immediately, defensive.

"Putting aside the question of blame, I believe a conversation is in order regardless," McGonagall tells her dryly.

"He did lie, though," says Miranda. "All I did was give him directions to Potions - he said he was here to visit his niece, we said we don't know her."

"The school has been receiving no small number of inquiries about your adventures," McGonagall tells her. "Do you have a plan, for your Easter holiday? You may be swamped, if you do not. I believe you are something of a curiosity, at the moment."

"Visiting my dad anyway. I think he'd be harder to find?"

"Possibly," McGonagall allows. "But do consider- at least one managed to get to you at Hogwarts itself, when we were prepared, before you were quite this much a celebrity."

"Wait, your dad?" Jenny blurts out.

"I have a dad, I just don't live with him most of the time and he didn't come to Australia," says Miranda. "At Hogwarts everyone knew where I was. Nobody knows where my dad is, do they, Professor?"

"Perhaps not. It remains to be seen. Ideally, you are correct, of course. Do you require assistance in arriving there?" McGonagall asks. "I confess, I know little about Muggle transportation."