They'll get it, says Lhinniel, you can get working on Melkor!

"I'm not sure the two trade off directly but I have no janitorial yearnings."

I wonder how they got janitors in Valinor, they didn't have money. Maybe they messed with some peoples' heads to make them want to be janitors.

"Could not begin to speculate. Did you not use to live there?"

Oh, no, I'm not Noldorin - black or red hair means they used to live in Valinor, brown or silver means we're descended from a different group of Elves who declined the invitation to Valinor in the first place. It seemed too good to be true, and we were right. Well, 'we' - I wasn't born back then - 

"Ah, gotcha."

Cleaning crews come.

Cor goes back to his little house to await orc capture and have lunch.

He stops by with lunch! That's impressive magic. The Valar can't do anything about oaths.

"Thanks! It only does one thing but it does it pretty well."

You don't say. I hear it didn't do marriage, but presumably it could, say, divorce people? If they wanted?

"Uh, probably?"

That might delight some people.

"Yyyyes I can imagine. When I can be a little less circumspect with my magic use perhaps."

Oh yes, definitely, it's waited centuries in most cases and isn't worth it at all until we have a renewable source. But - Elves can get married unwillingly -

"What the fuck?"

Ah?

"How does that happen?"

When Elves have sex they get married.

"That is also stupid!"

"I agree wholeheartedly!"

Sigh. "Yeah once I can do nonessential magic I can figure out Elf divorce."

"I have not forgotten there are higher priorities but it'll be appreciated."

"Thanks for letting me know."

"Sure thing. Do you have more questions now that you can confirm oaths work as described?"