Cor and an evil Maitimo
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And I should have suggested it. You thought on your feet well with the second one.

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Thanks.

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He's been growing his hair out inhumanly quickly; it's not quite long enough to braid yet. He clips it back. He sings. He relays things north. 

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They can't disarm until Sauron is definitely gone but they lay the groundwork to do it afterwards. They set up to have elections (in a distributed council system the public votes on laws, rather than on leaders).  They work on human immortality. 

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Thuringwethil visits. This one is a mage.

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"Hey. Somebody's been impersonating you."

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"Oh? I'm the awesomer one."

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"I'm sure. Mind swearing a thing to justify my surety?"

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"Do I get something out of it?"

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"I was assuming you don't like being impersonated. Do you want my frivolously magical chicken recipe?"

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"I'll take your frivolously magical chicken recipe. I swear that this isn't actually an adequate check because my impersonator is probably Sauron and he's good enough at illusions to make you think he swore to things."

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...sigh. "You roll a chicken leg in salted flour and dried parsley, you mix a drop of blood with a splash of lemon juice and a squeeze of garlic oil and pour it on, chant is 'I have only begun to burn'. Pepper to taste."

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"You're a sweetheart. I found some more worlds! One has acid in the atmosphere and two are too cold for humans to survive even a couple minutes on and the rest don't have atmospheres but so it goes. I'm gonna have to adapt the ritual to get myself landed near a sun."

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"Oh, I was imagining you could just travel to one the long way real fast."

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"Way faster than you but it'd still take weeks and that's boooooring."

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"Fair enough. Uh, how sure are you that it was Sauron impersonating you?"

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"Can't think who else. The Balrogs could do it but they're not that creative or they wouldn't be Balrogs, you know? Did the fake me wanna fuck you."

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"Not as much as they wanted to be a mage but I was pretending we'd agreed on that to fake them out and they weren't averse."

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"Sauron."

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"Balrogs would have been squicked?"

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"They can do lotsa humanoid forms but they take shortcuts, the bodies aren't functional."

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"...great. Uh, anyway, I may or may not have assassinated him."

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"How do you ambiguously assassinate Sauron?"

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"He wanted to be a mage. I sent him to the empty planet. With a fake ritual. Aiming to drop him directly on a point."

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"I like you."

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