instead of Tapa having the prettiest buildings, Calado does
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Yes definitely Amentans are just totally wrong and not even acting excusably given their wrong opinions.

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If they are really really sure they will go in.

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They are so sure.

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Okay; Hi, fancy hotel.

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It's so fancy. Elf fancy, which means everything is handmade and belongs in an art museum. The Noldor go for more 'elegant and well-engineered with water features' and these people go for more 'like you were sleeping in a valley full of stunningly pretty trees, except with the comforts of civilization' but it's still distinctly Elfy. They each get adjacent suites with bedroom and living room and kitchen and ridiculous bathroom with a bathtub one could swim laps in and an open view of the ocean. They are brought dinner. It is tasty dinner.

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A couple of them start crying.

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The people who brought dinner apologize and ask how they can make it right for them.

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One of them totally loses it and just starts crying harder. The other one gets ahold of herself enough to say "It's just all so nice!"

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Then one Elf dinner service person will be really upset and apologetic and the other one will smile at her Amentan and say "I'm so glad! Let me know if you need anything!" and escape.

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"I'm s-sorry," blubbers the one with the upset Elf.

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"- it's quite all right, sir, it's quite all right, just please let me know what we can do for you -"

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"I-I-I'm okay I'm sorryyy," sniff.

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"Of course, sir. Let me know if you need anything else."

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He bawls and hugs a pillow.

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Elf awkwardly flees.

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He takes a while to calm down but then goes tentatively wandering around to find someone to apologize to.

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Hotel staff are sitting at the hotel bar drinking and watching some Elf television. They stand up when he comes downstairs.

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"- hello I'm sorry for freaking out I just got very emotional -"

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"It's not a problem, sir, not at all, is there anything we can do for you -"

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"No I just wanted to apologize for all the. Crying."

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"...you really don't need to apologize for that."

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"The Elf who brought me the food didn't do anything wrong -"

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" - oh, he's not in trouble, even if he had hurt you somehow it wouldn't be his fault for not knowing what hurts aliens -"

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"He was upset."

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"Because he thought he'd upset you, not because - I don't know what it would be on the terrible planet -"

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