Are there any more surprises of things that people will hate them for even if being red is not one of those things?

Uh, they don't think so. Dwarves get really pissed with people who break agreements.

What happens to people who Dwarves are pissed at?

Dwarves won't make more agreements with them.

Okay so what's the catch?

Uh, they don't have wireless internet yet?

That's actually pretty bad, when are they going to have that?

Depends where! Doriath's in no rush but the Dwarves expect it within a couple years.

Local years?

Yep.

Any other catches?

Lot of people think the president of Erdegar - it's an orc country - is a real asshole?

Why, what does he do?

Nothing you just get a really bad vibe.

Hmmmm.

Are they really really sure there's no catch besides the internet thing.

Yeah pretty much. Well, somebody should check the Noldor'll foot the resettlement bill but assuming Amenta hasn't made them into terrible people they will, no problem, the Noldor lightleapt over to Endorë and sold Valian tech and are super fucking rich.

The reds suspect resettling them is not actually worth all that much, it sounded like a lot of money.

Well, if they'd like to come here they can ask the Noldor when they get back to Amenta whether the Noldor'll pay and if not then these Elves and Dwarves will explore other funding options but other funding options are less appealing than making the extremely rich and kind of annoying nation of Elves be the ones to cover it.

Okay.

They see more sights!

They appreciate the sights! They mostly volunteered because they never get to go anywhere.

Oh?

Uh, reds can drive places in lieu of going on trains other people have to use that reds are therefore not allowed on, but the vehicles they have are pretty much all work necessities and hard to get to just go places, and they wouldn't be allowed to just tourist around.

Gosh, Amenta kind of sucks. 

When it gets late they have a really swanky hotel for the alien guests!

Gosh. Uh. And it is definitely okay for them to go in there?