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"Workshop? I've called it that since before I moved in."

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"Not... never mind," he sighs. "To your left."

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She eeps and swings the long stick she's been carrying leftwards... and there's nothing there.

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He snickers.

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"You ever heard the tale of the boy who cried 'Conda?"

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"I'll fix ya right up if an Anaconda shows up here but I think the weather's a bit too dry and polluted for them."

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She rolls her eyes and shakes her head.

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"No, but seriously, why didn't he come?"

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"No, but seriously, why would he?"

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"...because he's worried about you?" Magenta will never understand their relationship.

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"That's why he suggested I bring you with!" Ooh there's a metaling over there she can go throw acid at it. "Or, I mean, I suggested it, and he said that was good enough to assuage his worries."

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"Ahhhhh I see."

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"No, Magenta, I somehow don't think you do." She is finding that she kind of feels bad about killing porings? They're so cute and harmless and unaggressive. On the bright side they'll eventually reform, and do not have enough intelligence to hold grudges, but still.

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"It's a lovers' spat! I've got it all figured out."

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"Have you run out of trashy romance novels to read?" Magenta usually gets like this, making jokes about how Lucky and Gonie are dating, when he's between books.

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"Woe is me! I just finished the Roses and Cedar trilogy and I feel as though my will to live has left me. I will never love or be loved like Cynri and Hozer will, doomed to a tragic loveless lonely end—"

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"I'll get you Gretta and the Jötunn tomorrow."

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"—aren't you a bit too young to know about these kinds of books?"

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"Weren't you just making jokes about Gonie and me? Surely if we were together we would've—"

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"Oh ewww! Stop talking, I don't wanna think about that and my little bro!"

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"Well I am not too young and I know you want that book, so. I'll get you it."

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"Well. Thank you, Lucky, please don't tell anyone you got me it though. Especially not Gonie, I don't want him to start thinking there's anything weird going on between you and me. To your left."

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She won't fall for that twice.

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A red trilobite-like creature launches itself directly at her face.

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She screams and throws acid at herself.

...she screams more.

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