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Among the information she has archived or cached, there are obscure theories about inter-universal interactions. Not how they might happen, much less how any intelligence might begin one, or target it meaningfully.
But they give some constraints on the properties of such connections, and their time evolution.
This highly speculative information is available to her, but even were she fast enough to access it, none of it would be particularly useful when a pinpoint of not here blinks into existence directly ahead and expands spherically to swallow her.
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test_subject_one
...okay this is cute and all but she doesn't see the point in wasting any more time with it for the moment. She stuffs it in the backpack along with everything else, grabs her portal gun, picks a direction (since apparently it's just open space everywhere) and starts walking that way. Let's see what this new "not GLaDOS" makes of that.
The unblemished white panel floor does not go on forever; but it is assembled in the direction she's going, until it runs into an existing structure. There are also some well-marked holes in the floor and occasional little white-panel balconies above, in case she wants to go up or down.
test_subject_one
Up, of course. Displaying a surprising degree of athleticism (for someone who spent the past who knows how many hundreds of years in suspension) and dexterity with the portal gun, she finds herself on one of the balconies.
The balcony consists of one floor panel and one wall panel. Behind it, there is a much larger structure of panel arms all facing the other way. There's also a bit of catwalk fairly easily reachable that might lead into the structure.
More balconies are available higher up and to the side.
More balconies are available higher up and to the side.
test_subject_one
More balconies are just fine by her, especially if she can find a more out-of-the-way one, hopefully one that looks less well-kept and more abandoned. As far from "civilization" as possible.
Well, they're being created for her use. She'll have to look for a place that doesn't have any. Probably outside of this volume of space mostly devoted to robotically maintained test chambers.
test_subject_one
Yep, seems that way.
She'll start portaling very quickly away from this volume, going to other balconies and walls and floors, trying to outrun the overseer, keeping an eye out for portalable surfaces that aren't panels.
She'll start portaling very quickly away from this volume, going to other balconies and walls and floors, trying to outrun the overseer, keeping an eye out for portalable surfaces that aren't panels.
There's the occasional entrance to a test chamber observation room (they are spotless, never occupied by any observers).
The direction she's heading seems to be towards support facilities. There are fewer test chambers suspended in air, and more cables, tubes (with Weighted Storage Cubes, turrets, and other items zipping through them), and tracks for panels and other test chamber components to move along.
There are not any convenient non-panel portalable surfaces in among all this, but there's plenty of catwalks.
The direction she's heading seems to be towards support facilities. There are fewer test chambers suspended in air, and more cables, tubes (with Weighted Storage Cubes, turrets, and other items zipping through them), and tracks for panels and other test chamber components to move along.
There are not any convenient non-panel portalable surfaces in among all this, but there's plenty of catwalks.
test_subject_one
Catwalk it is, then. With a few fairly impressive feats of acrobatics, she vaults herself into and out of a portal and manages to land on a catwalk.
And she runs.
And she runs.
The catwalk is in good repair, straight, and makes a great running track except for all the clatter and shake from her footsteps. The tubes become less gratuitously tangled and start paralleling the catwalk, assorted objects flashing by in the opposite direction.
Actually, they're not assorted, they're all Weighted Storage Cubes.
Actually, they're not assorted, they're all Weighted Storage Cubes.
test_subject_one
...uh huh. This is suspicious and interesting. She'll keep going and see what she reaches.
There are rhythmic sounds of machinery in operation, and the pipes all start to curve upward. The catwalk becomes a stair.
The surroundings have resolved into two parallel arrays of straight vertical tubes. Above, robot arms are taking Weighted Storage Cubes from some sort of pair of slow conveyor lines passing overhead, pausing to do something, and then dropping them into the tubes.
As she climbs up to the level of the conveyors, she can see more of what is going on. The robot arms are dexterously removing the Weighted Storage Cubes from a line of Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallets, performing some subtle manipulation causing them to pop open, tipping them out onto the second conveyor (a mining-style conveyor belt suitable for loose material) — which causes nothing whatsoever to fall out — closing them up again, and dropping them in the tubes.
As she climbs up to the level of the conveyors, she can see more of what is going on. The robot arms are dexterously removing the Weighted Storage Cubes from a line of Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallets, performing some subtle manipulation causing them to pop open, tipping them out onto the second conveyor (a mining-style conveyor belt suitable for loose material) — which causes nothing whatsoever to fall out — closing them up again, and dropping them in the tubes.
test_subject_one
...the cubes are hollow? Why are the cubes hollow. Why are they being emptied of literally nothing. Why all of this.
She'll move on carefully, watching her surroundings.
She'll move on carefully, watching her surroundings.
The routes from here are back down to the spaghetti plumbing, or alongside the conveyor belt. The best approximation to further in the direction she is going is the direction the Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallets are coming from.
The catwalks also allow access to various parts of this mechanism, if she would like to examine or sabotage it.
The catwalks also allow access to various parts of this mechanism, if she would like to examine or sabotage it.
test_subject_one
She has no reason to sabotage the machines, cubes are nice, they're about the least objectionable aspect of this whole facility.
What she wants is out. She doesn't know for sure that the whoever-it-was isn't still monitoring her but unless they have more capabilities than GLaDOS did she should be fine for now. She'll keep going forward, out, and up. The direction the cubes are coming from seems as good as any.
What she wants is out. She doesn't know for sure that the whoever-it-was isn't still monitoring her but unless they have more capabilities than GLaDOS did she should be fine for now. She'll keep going forward, out, and up. The direction the cubes are coming from seems as good as any.
After another long walk — these catwalks are evidently part of the Aperture Science equivalent of a building code, because no human would put them in for their own purposes instead of, like, some sort of transit system — she finds that the pallets of cubes are emerging from a doorway in a large concrete-walled warehouse (supported on columns rising from the misty depths, of course).
The catwalks allow access to a human-sized door into the building, which proclaims that this is the Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallet Storage Vault. They also extend left and right; the view is blocked by assorted large objects, but there are sounds of active machinery all around.
The catwalks allow access to a human-sized door into the building, which proclaims that this is the Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallet Storage Vault. They also extend left and right; the view is blocked by assorted large objects, but there are sounds of active machinery all around.
test_subject_one
...she'll explore a bit. What is the Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallet Storage Vault?
Why, it stores Weighted Storage Cube Storage Pallets! Inside there are cubes on pallets on shelves in aisles for miles!
(Not really miles.)
It is possible that some of these cubes might be actually storing things, but if so there's no obvious way to identify them. The robotic forklifts zipping down the aisles are certainly picking up or putting down particular pallets rather than the nearest available ones.
(Not really miles.)
It is possible that some of these cubes might be actually storing things, but if so there's no obvious way to identify them. The robotic forklifts zipping down the aisles are certainly picking up or putting down particular pallets rather than the nearest available ones.
test_subject_one
This place.
She'll come back out and take a left where the catwalk forked.
She'll come back out and take a left where the catwalk forked.
An unscenic walk past unportablable ridged yellow walls. The sound of machinery filling the air resolves into a — smashy — sound up ahead.
Here is a side branch leading to something that looks like a test chamber, standing out against the panel-arm-less rest of this area.
Here is a side branch leading to something that looks like a test chamber, standing out against the panel-arm-less rest of this area.
Here is a line of arms supporting panels with embedded Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet emitters, heading in the same general direction as the cubes were, but moving a lot slower.
As each one enters this processing station, the panel and outer shell is braced, and an arm with a tiny spiked panel on the end punches through the center of the device, ruining it. The arm retracts, clinging mangled bits are cleaned off, and the line advances.
As each one enters this processing station, the panel and outer shell is braced, and an arm with a tiny spiked panel on the end punches through the center of the device, ruining it. The arm retracts, clinging mangled bits are cleaned off, and the line advances.
test_subject_one
What the... Okay this deserves some more careful investigation. Where are the pieces going? Where are they coming from?