Baconwaffles is... not trustworthy, not after what he did to Ro.

But he also shouldn't spend all of his time hiding in a hole (he has done enough of that) and he has no reason not to go to Spawn, so he does. 

At spawn are Baconwaffles and Planetlord! Planetlord is in a boat; Baconwaffles is standing next to a sign,

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i liked the tour we saw stuff :D

"The boat tour will take you all around spawn, we'll tell you about all the, all the builds, all the history. Do you want to go on the boat tour?"

It would be good to know the history before everything became obsidian. "I would be interested, yes."

"Cool, that's cool. Just get in the boat with Planetlord, he'll show you around."

He is now in a boat!

"Alright," Bacon says, "Let's begin the boat tour."

And then, suddenly, Drizzt and Planet are in a small obsidian box with four levers on the sides and water at the bottom. Planet flicks a lever and Bacon appears next to them.

Teleportation seems a bit much for a boat tour, but okay!

"What do we do, we have so much power--"

Bacon's blocking Drizzt in with obsidian until it's an even smaller box with less water; he splashes strength on himself and Planet.

"Just kill him, right? I don't really have anything to say. Sorry, Drizzt, it's not personal, we need the hearts."

...for a moment there he honestly thought the small obsidian box was part of the history of spawn. 

He tries to get out of the boat and draw his sword. 

He can do that! But it's a 2v1 in a small space that he's blocked into, and they're both prepared and he isn't. It takes a minute--"this is really awkward", Bacon says--but it doesn't take that long.

Drizzt was slain by baconnwaffles0 using [Brand New Whip Got No Keys]

He will admit that he walked right into that one. 

It's hard to be mad about dying when you don't actually die and instead come back. Though he is going to have to go back to being more paranoid.

Drizzt: well done

He does have one fewer heart now, but he was up one from killing Mapicc during the fight; he's back to 10.

PlanetLord: gg
baconnwaffles0: gg

Drizzt: can i have my sword back

baconnwaffles0: yeah i got your stuff
baconnwaffles0: i can give it to you or put it in a chest at spawn

Drizzt: I'll meet you where you are 

Bacon's at spawn, by the shore; he does in fact give Drizzt all his stuff back. "Here you go."

"Thank you." ... that is not the correct response to being murdered. "Don't do that again."

"No problem, man. How's this, we won't do it again to you. I'm not making any promises about everyone else."

"... How many hearts do you even need?"

...It isn't very valuable as far as information goes, and besides, what's Drizzt going to do about it?

"Five."

That's half the amount he has now,  but he isn't sure whether that's a lot.

"I can't exactly stop you attacking other people."

It is, in fact, a lot. It's even more of a lot when you're starting from three.

"Cool, then we're in agreement."

"I guess we are." There has to be a good way to warn people without alerting Bacon and Planet (he does not want to fight them 2v1 again) but he'll have to think about it. 

It's probably pushing his luck, but--

"I assume you don't want to leave a positive review."