"You were using illegal hearts to kill innocent players!"

"They weren't innocent whatsoever, they jumped me first, but okay, regardless, Mapicc attacked me so now I've been betrayed by my teammates and-- I guess my friends, I guess you could say, and at this point I'm in a point of distress, you know? And the next time I log on I see spawn is covered in pigs for whatever reason and-- a lot of you probably know this but, you know, since I joined this server I've been cleaning up literally everything at spawn. And after seeing this I kind of snapped. I began devising a simple plan. I was gonna slowly start covering builds in spawn with obsidian. I started doing that, you guys started getting all, you know, all-- defensive and uppity about it and all that-- and slowly but surely we got to the point where we're at now. Uh, I managed to frame Poafa perfectly, that was crazy. I don't know how I pulled that off. That's crazy, I don't know how you guys-- I don't know how that happened."

"Neither do I."

"Yeah. Anyways, um-- yeah, no, I just-- I wanted to get revenge for all the, I don't know, betrayal I guess you could say? And this was my way of doing it. So, uh, yeah."

It could be more of a betrayal, it could have been Mapicc or Ro, but-- Zam? Shy Zam, who taught him that beds were dangerous?

"Alright, Zam." Roshambo is holding his sword; he backs Zam up against the wall.

"I promised Poafa he could stab you."

"Wait, why are we killing him? He has a point."

"...Does he?"

"I want to be executed. I'm ready. I want to be executed. This is the third time. I'm very okay with this. Yeah. I do have a few more confessions to make, um. A lot of you are probably still wondering, oh, maybe there's another Medusa or something, right? Yeah, there isn't. It's all me. This was all me. All done by me."

"You want to be executed?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Ummmmmm I dunno. Because I destroyed spawn? And now people want to kill me? I think that if people want to execute me, there's probably a good reason for that. And then if I get executed I don't have to, like, deal with the consequences, because I'll be dead. So I'm sort of getting the last laugh if you think about it."

????????? "That. That doesn't make sense."

"I think it makes sense."

"Guyyyys, this is dumb. Can we go back to Zam's confessions."

"Right, yeah, I was saying something."

Zam's confessions are that he helped Pangi kill Parrot's pet bird, Prime, and that he broke Ash's swag sign. Parrot and Ash react with surprise and anger but Drizzt doesn't really have the context. He asks for Planetlord to kill him rather than Poafa and is shot down; Mapicc promised Poafa, and besides, Planetlord doesn't want to.

"Zam, I have to say-- what you've been pulling off over the past few weeks has been very impressive. You've managed to trick all of us into thinking it's Poafa, you've managed to turn people against each other, you've managed to get kills without even touching a person. But--it's the end of the road. So. If you'd like to drop me your hearts for the execution, put yourself on one heart."

Zam drops four hearts to Roshambo. "Okay."

"Poafa, if you want to finish the job."

"Considering the fact I lost my home, the only teammates I ever trusted-- Yeah.

It's been a fun run, Zam. Gotta say."

"Alright. Bye!"

PrinceZam was slain by Poafa using [boafa deez nutz]
PrinceZam left the game

Well. That's what has happened.

It's only been a few days since he has been here, but he still expects Zam to just appear at the default spawn point. And he doesn't. Because he was executed for being Medusa. 

"That was not a ban. That was a fake ban."