Suffer and die, bitch.

You can't get rid of an implement of pain without corrupting your own damn theology, you asshole. People are going to notice. And that is a thread that I can pull and pull and pull.

She makes whips with vibrate functions too. It's not so hard to adapt a wand enchantment to the handle.

He can't ban enchanted whips, the country would collapse. 

He orders inspections of all enchanted whips for illicit magic. He makes examples.

Have fun doing that to your most senior church officials and half your noblemen. You've made it so every family owns several cantrip-enchanted whips. They'll play shell games with you. 

Face it, you've lost this one.

Every enchanted whip in the country must be registered with a fucking Cleric. And licensed.

Yeah, I think I declare victory at that point.

You fucking go, girl.

Eh, you were backing me up the whole time.

Yeah, but it's politer to just accept the credit.

I think that's as far as I can push it with my current budget. I could try weaving the vibrate function into more objects - knives, maybe - but it's probably not worth it now that Zon-Kuthon's building liscensing capacity for magic items. That solution will scale a bit.

How much would it cost to put it on knives? 

About this much.

Hmmmmmmm. 

Normally that's a bit of an edge case for me but I'll sponsor it. Generalizing the enchantment probably will have some nice knock-on effects. Abadar and Nethys will like it. Calistria will definitely like it. Give me a second to whip up a coalition. 

These things are great. Please, take my budget. I want a dozen in all different forms. 

Your lover ripped up a piece of paper for me so I'll contribute. Next time she will have to set something on fire.

Iterating on inventions is what I do. Who knows what industrial uses a vibrating enchantment could be put to. Querning flour comes to mind. 

Should she try Irori... he might value being able to make such a tool more discreet. 

He might oppose it, though, based on his inclination to moderation. 

She'll leave him out of this one.

The bargain's heavier on her this time, but it's more than worth it for a fully generalized vibrating enchantment.

She makes the deal.

Hey, you! Have a vision!

Of course Nethys knows the best wizard for the job. 

With the newly expanded enchantment, Milani's able to do more damage to Nidal. Enchanted knives. Enchanted swords. (It goes in the pommel.) Amulets that vibrate. Rings that vibrate. (They can be worn on many body parts.) Inspect and register every damn magic item in the country, you assholes. 

Bitch. 

Zon-Kuthon tries, he really does. 

Asmodeus, help me with this one?

Lol no. The strong survive and the weak perish. Get good.

Ugh. 

He can't register every single magic item in the country. 

He can't just make every magic item in-house, he doesn't have the wizards for that. 

All he can do is make examples of the people he catches.

You fucker. You're trying to get in my way?

Fuck you. A plague of wasps on your new registration bureau.