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He makes his PA do it.

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Grandparents don't shake his hand and make faces at each other. Sani dramatically flings herself into his arms and then hangs off him the whole time. They follow up the slideshow with real estate questions and investment questions and what-if-the-kids-have-red-hair and what-if-Miolee-suffers-a-tragic-accident.

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Great-great-grandma has Miolee-suffering-a-tragic-accident insurance. If the kids have red hair they can dye it. Shasali Aven put her daughter in a hat for a while.

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Yes but red.

 

Did he ever actually work with sewage and dead people and so on or was he just descended from people who did that.

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Well, not and.

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Faces are made.

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Ah-huh.

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A grandmother expresses unhappily that if Sani grew up a little she could land a rich man who wasn't garbage.

"Sure," says her husband, "but how long are we going to wait for that?"

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"Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised in ten years."

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"You don't deserve her no matter how spoiled and whiny and obnoxious she is," says her mother.

"Oh, fuck you all," Sani says, "I like him and I'm marrying him."

 

There is a little bit of yelling. 

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None of these people have long sticks so that's not very intimidating.

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They are actually yelling at each other as much as at him! About whose fault Sani's personality is, and why she was let anywhere near her investment accounts which are now all gone and the reason she needs to marry a rich man, and what is Intal Neli going to think. Grandpa does threaten to have him arrested for something if he hurts his precious baby granddaughter.

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"This is going well," he remarks aside to Sani.

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She beams at him adoringly. "This was such a good idea, you're perfect."

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"A shouting match, that's the dream, right."

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"I couldn't have pissed them off this much if I had specifically tried to pick a marriage that'd piss them off. Well, I guess if I'd gone purple or something but then the kids would be housekeepers."

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"Yes, as we all know, well over half the population of the world consists of housekeepers," he nods. "Where they find enough houses to keep under these conditions is a mystery."

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"Well, people have more than one house."

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"That must be it."

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She looks slightly annoyed and confused. 

 

"You know what," her grandfather says, "fine."

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Hait smiles.

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"Congratulations," she says when he is back in town.

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"Thanks. I was all prepared for her to be excruciating. I sorta like her. I mean, she's terrible, but in a fun way."

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"Not a social worker way?"

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"Not quite. I usually tried not to make fun of the social workers in case they noticed."

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