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"And this is not a problem you worry about with your soon-to-be wife?"

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"I am nearly ninety nine percent sure she will not arrange for anyone I know to be beaten to death with sticks, it really takes the bite out of whatever's left."

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"I suppose it really would. Aitim says Intal Neli was very upset and threatened to come yell at me but thought better of it and instructed his staff to try to find wrongdoing on your part and then huffed and grumbled and checked on Miolee investment assessments."

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"I'm squeaky clean. So to speak."

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"I figured you would not be taking any chances. Intal Neli is basically decent, as people-who-orchestrated-the-social-order-you-grew-up-under go, he's not going to manufacture things. Just grumble."

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"Good."

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"Let me know if you need anything."

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"Will do."

His great great grandmother meets Sani. She is not super impressed with her.

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"Guess you didn't leave him rich enough to have his real pick of the lot, did you. There are pretty docile sensible marriage-minded blue girls interning in law, they just don't marry red."

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"I suppose you're at least insightful about how unappealing you are," says great great grandma, "so there won't be problems with heritable delusional disorders."

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"I'm the best he could get, you old hag, so you might want to think about how much you think I suck."

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"Hait, you seriously want to live with that?" gggrandma asks.

"Sure, why not," says Hait.

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Sani scowls at her.

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"Just like your grandpa. Don't give her the line of credit."

"I won't."

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"How is he just like his grandpa."

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"Married a twit."

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"Well I suppose all his choices were garbage."

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"Hait, are you going to let her tell the children things like that about their family?"

"Blues hire nannies, I wasn't expecting her to do much parenting."

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Sani scowls mulishly. "Maybe I will."

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Hait looks at her uncertainly.

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"Parent them, I mean, not tell them they're garbage, that'd be mean."

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"My relatives are going to want to see them."

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"I won't call anyone names if they don't call me names."

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"If she calls you a twit and you call her garbage one of those is about you and the other's about everyone I'm related to. Stick with 'hag'."

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"You are a tedious smelly wrinkly self-righteous bore," Sani says to his great-great-grandmother, "and I don't like you and it's nothing to do with your upbringing."

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