a supervillain kidnaps a girl to fatten her up
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to Monoceros: so is that a no

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Remember how things might interact with your ability to grow pearls? I'm the only person I know to be qualified to judge those interactions.
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understood boss

wish i could do the photosynthesis one, that one sounds useful, but alas

to groupchat: nvm guys mo said no

She changes her nickname to "Monoceros's strongest soldier".

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You want to photosynthesize? With your appreciation of food? I'm shocked.
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spirulinagalaxy: huh why?
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to Monoceros: more calories is more calories

to groupchat: could interact bad with pearls

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and hunger the best seasoning!
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basking robin: can't have your pearls metastasizing or whatever
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to Monoceros: ok yeah fair

She's walking back to Mo's booth now. Hopefully it'll be dinnertime soon.

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Maybe it is, because Monoceros has a lab goon manning the booth and she herself is nowhere to be seen, perhaps getting takeout.

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Exciting! She sits down next to the goon.

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The goon nods politely to her but doesn't say anything.

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Katie takes out her phone to virtually relieve herself of the awkward silence.

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a profound misunderstanding of the pony lore: I don't think Zecora's supposed to be a tinkertype at all, just a normal herbalist
unicorn: stg I am turning off my watchword
spirulinagalaxy: What in the world would Zecora have to do to count in your view as an intentional tinkertype?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

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a profound misunderstanding of the pony lore: no we only speak equestrian round these parts
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go back to uuuuh

mongolia

that's where horses are from right?

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spirulinagalaxy: okay everypony to #hearthswarming we're not wanted here
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no no no i was kidding i'm interested just tell me what these words mean

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spirulinagalaxy: Zecora is a character name, what other words confused you
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tinkertype and herbalist

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a profound misunderstanding of the pony lore: tinkertype is the kind of super who invents things instead of having powers some other way. so like Monoceros is one.
unicorn: an herbalist is like an oldtimey wisewoman who would give you willow bark tea for your headache
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wait do they have supers in the my little pony universe???

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spirulinagalaxy: not exactly, they have magic and I think some individual ponies are supposed to be analogues but it's very much the children's fantasy genre and not the realistic heroes 'n villains genre
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I see. What tech level is Equestria even supposed to be at?

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