do they make scuba suits for 300+ pound women?

pithy: they probably do if you ask nicely enough. or if you ask meanly enough. or if you ask monetarily enough.

really though the issue is if i could wear one without it giving me nightmare sensory issues

though being fat would probably make it even worse

fuck that's hot to think about tho

unicorn: I thought in your opinion being fat never made anything worse

when did i say that

i know it makes some things worse that's just depressing and inconvenient to acknowledge for fantasy purposes (unless it's making them worse in a hot way)

unicorn: it's not a verbatim quote just an impression
basking robin: is this topic harshing the vibe
pithy: vibe. heheh.

idk i guess i should be considering it given that i'm gonna be getting fat whether i like it or not

unicorn: that is possibly a reason to... not... dwell on how that might not be great?

i mean idk maybe there's bad stuff that can be made less bad if i prepare for it?

basking robin: well if the cringe westerner aesthetics are good for anything it's cataloguing the bad stuff about being fat for convenient reference in case you ever want to know about it

unfortunately

spirulinagalaxy: idk sometimes the catalogues are wrong. my grandma used to tell me I'd never get married till I dropped thirty pounds

hmm let's see

as long as mo keeps being my sugar mommy clothes aren't gonna be an issue (but then she might not keep being my sugar mommy)

i already have next to zero physical fitness and due to mo's shaming me for being lazy i am hopefully on track to gain some

i guess depending on how big i get i might not fit on rollercoasters? that'd suck. maybe mo should do terrorism to fix that.

spirulinagalaxy: roller coasters are pretty elaborate engineering projects, not sure you can solve it with terrorism

ok fair

what even is the size limit on most of them i'm not really sure

basking robin: if only there were some kind of mechanism for answering trivial questions of fact on demand... to search, as it were, through the edifices of human knowledge... you could call it an "engine", steampunk style...

this is gonna sound retarded but i have weird mental blocks on googling certain things

like this sense of like, judgement even though i know it's a computer and can't judge me

we can feel free to drop the topic if you don't feel like doing my shit for me

unicorn: posted weight limit where it exists is usually in the 250-300lb range but mostly it's just if the restraints can't restrain you then you cannot go to space today rather than a specific number

yeah idk how big you need to get before they no longer fit but like, let's hope that does not happen

Mezzopiano: you can ask monoceros maybe what your target is?
Aquinas: I wasn't expecting roller coasters to be the avenue by which you were led to hope for better out of life, but I suppose there's nothing wrong with them.
spirulinagalaxy: nobody asked you!!!

aquinas if you don't quit being a tradcath at me i will have monoceros send her goons to your house to rearrange all your furniture

Aquinas: I'm not sure what you mean to ask of me here.
unicorn: do you ... know where he lives ...?
basking robin: encouraging the martyr complex can't be good for him.

i mean to ask that you stop being a judgy bitch

@unicorn i can find out

maybe

basking robin: leaning into the junior supervillain role I see