spirulinagalaxy: that's how I remember my blood type. it's A+.
basking robin: okay so what's your japanese personality k

Idk I'm AB+ plus some secret third thing that lets me grow gilesian pearls what does that translate to

basking robin: internet says AB means "rational adaptable incisive critical" but I'm not actually seeing anything about +/- let alone a secret third thing. what a ripoff. science horoscope show me the forbidden science.

I guess that's surprisingly accurate but knowing how these things work if I read the descriptions of the other ones I would probably find them equally accurate. Yeah wild that they haven't even differentiated between + and - tho. We have 12 meaningless inborn categories that supposedly determine your personality but you can only afford 4? Was like, the + or - part not something they knew how to test for back when this caught on?

basking robin: search me
unicorn: I guess if your blood situation is super rare and that's why you're so kidnappable maybe the personality implications are simply "this blood type is exactly like K, no barnum effect"

Yeah the guy who invented the Japanese blood type personality thing was totally basing his idea of what AB positive people are like specifically on someone who would be born like 50 years later or whatever in America

unicorn: I mean not exactly the japanese one since as far as I know the japanese of the year of aquinas's lord whenevertheheck did not have any interest in gilesian pearls
Mezzopiano: Capt. Stellar is surprisingly old but I don't think he operated in japan yeah

Oh sorry I misinterpreted

Anyways uuuh monoceros is apparently maybe now planning on showing me off at some kind of biotinker convention next week I think?

So that's exciting

spirulinagalaxy: in... a good way?
basking robin: nobody at the con takes exception to kidnapping?

I guess not

It's apparently some kind of neutral truce zone

Aquinas: What a travesty.
spirulinagalaxy: wow I hate agreeing with you
Aquinas: You shouldn't!
spirulinagalaxy: aaaaaugh

so aquinas have you heard anything more back from the convocation

who are they sending

is she hot too

Aquinas: I doubt they leak details of forthcoming operations even to those who provide their tips, especially whether or not anyone involved is "hot".
unicorn: wait is that like part of the ideal fantasy scenario, getting rescued by, uh, who's a fat superheroine. uh. give me a minute here.

are there even any?

i would intuitively expect there to be less fat female superheroes than fat female supervillains and mo is the only one of the latter i know of

unicorn: there's got to be somebody but if you google '[characteristic] female superhero' you get gaaaaarbage
unicorn: aha! maybe you will be rescued by
unicorn: oh nevermind she's not convocation affiliated
Aquinas: Then how is she a heroine?
spirulina: Aquinas don't you have elderly neighbors who want their lawns mowed or something, fuck

who is she tho

maybe she'll come anyway

unicorn: Miss Mombasa

*googles*

Miss Mombasa is a local heroine operating in Kenya with her principal avowed powers being flight, sonic wave manipulation, and low grade defensive energy absorption.

There's a photo and she's big but it's pretty blurry.

Huh ok. Not a surprise that she's in Africa. Guess i'll just have to settle for watching mo beat up a regular non-hot supe

Mezzopiano: you are definitely one of the most racist people I interact with on the reg
basking robin: Aquinas doesn't really want an answer but in case anyone else does the convocation is a) not literally perfect in every way, unlike certain institutions that Aquinas is surely about to mention, and b) only involves heroes who work on a relatively big scale, like at least a continent if not the whole planet

it's not racism, i am PRAISING africa for their based resistance to cringe bluepilled western beauty standards

Mezzopiano: is that really what bluagwresdf
spirulinagalaxy: get that poor kitty a keyboard of its own

anyways uuuh i'm hopefully gonna be swimming with the belugas again soon so that's pretty nice

they're so sweet

gonna see if i can get some tennis balls or something and play catch with them

unicorn: awww!
basking robin: you should learn to scuba for maximum beluga related fun probably