Katie idly scrolls through her phone as she sits at the bus stop. Hunger gnaws at her stomach. She internally debates whether to shell out for takeout or save money and heat up something from the freezer. Her bones feel like they're made of lead. She wants to lay down, but knows the bus will just arrive as soon as she does.
The gravy is buttery and rich and saved from being gelid by being piping hot. There's a sprig of marjoram in it for garnish.
"Y'know, in 18th century France, they had a thing that was like a turducken but with like 17 different birds."
"Maybe. My capacity will probably be enough by then, but poultry isn't really my favorite. When I'm treating myself I usually go for steak or seafood."
"Will have to try it then. Can I have some pink stuff, btdubs? Getting kinda full."
When they've demolished the turkey and all its contents it is time for cheesecake! The good news is Katie only gets one slice. The bad news is it's a slice that is also an entire quarter of a full sized pecan turtle cake.
Ooohhh man. Katie really made the right decision getting that shot of pink stuff. Does she get a spoon, or is she expected to eat this with her hands too?
The caramel sauce deserves a special commendation even against the backdrop of everything else the lair kitchen puts out.
And then they have triple layer chocolate cake with thick fudgy frosting an inch high between every tier and more on top under the pile of strawberries.
God it's SO sweet and SO rich and Katie is SO full. "More pink please?"
"Too much of this stuff will give you colon cancer, you know. Not my favorite surgery."
"Oh. Shit. That's probably worse than vomiting, yeah " Slowly, and with much moaning in both pleasure and discomfort, she finishes the last of her dessert.
"Like the ones that let the pigeons and the plane AI collaborate on flying the plane, and the ones that let the belugas text."
Huh. That sounds mostly netural. "Soooo...." Katie leans back, drawing attention to her bloated gut in a way she hopes Monoceros finds sexy.
"Horny little spanakopita, what ever shall I do with you?" she says, as the goons clear the last dishes.