"Yeah. For ethical reasons I can't exactly offer you people but I can arrange some introductions to pretty Elves, would you like some?"

"I dunno, my gaydar's going off like crazy, are you any good at finding pretty girls?"

"I really think you will find all Elf girls satisfactorily pretty, Elves are absurdly pretty, but I was actually planning to delegate it to someone who knows the people in question."

"I'm picky and about weird shit, but I totally want a look at Elves, yeah."

"I will tell Elves to say hi and then you can be as picky as you please there are billions of them. Anything for your time?"

Handwave. "You're not a girl. Thanks anyway."

He sends her home.

And home she goes.

And he heads back into the main bar and flops next to Cam.

Cam is still holding the door for the demon who wanted cash, which she is methodically dropping in hundred-dollar increments into various internet tip jars. "How'd it go?"

"Uh, Macalaurë needs to learn a sung language and then summon Timako, and I have been tasked with finding pretty Elf girls for Ievo though she observed she expected me to be incompetent at that and I don't know if my alts will be any better. And that's everybody."

"I bet you Maitimë's better at it."

"Her Arda will still have standard-issue levels of homophobia I don't want to give Ievo Elves with a complex -"

"I assume she retains qualifying amounts of lesbianism even if you take her to Sanity to have a look around!"

"Maybe someone local can pick people who would be good at it and then Maitimë can decide which ones are relevantly pretty - have you seen an Elf who wasn't pretty -"

"No, but some people have preferences about hair color. Or like short people or something, that would be hard."

"Yes but attraction to women won't help with that, I don't think. I am not actually clear on how Elves think about sex but I bet we can find her a selection."

Nod.

"I should finish the list but I'm not in a tremendous hurry on that."

"The list?" Cam asks.

"I'm done," says Tipjar Demon.

"Okay! Have a nice day."

And home. "I told them I was developing a competitor to Davidson's. If we're going to make it harder to get randoms we should really make it easier to get specific people..."

"You'd be good at competing with Davidson's!"

"It'd be so much fun!!!" 

"You're adorable." Kiss.

"Your world has the best magic." Kiss.