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Yes, they have! Six of them!

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He leaves a note and takes one!

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He's in somebody's garage. There's a camera aimed at the circle but nobody in the garage.

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Well, soon there'll be video verification that he's actually a demon. He waits. Can he make himself his computer -

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Nope, he can't make things that are extraneous to his task, which he doesn't have one of yet.

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Twenty minutes go by.

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Well, the circle could've been there for days, they can't be expected to monitor it constantly. He now speaks Indonesian; he will happily distract himself introspecting on Indonesian and then reading the binding.

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Pretty decent boilerplate. It includes the first few words of a gag, crossed out.

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He is pretty smug about the idea he has already made a little bit of a dent in Revelation's gag tradition. "Hellooooooooo," he yells after a while.

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Someone clatters down some stairs. The door opens. "Oh wow! You're real!" exclaims an Indonesian kid about his age.

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"I am! Hi! Can I get you anything?"

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"I want a dragon egg!"

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"They're proprietary, I wouldn't get any more jobs taking care of the dragons if I started giving them out. I could do a livestream of the dragon enclosure if lots of people want to see what they're up to."

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"...couldn't somebody summon a different demon and get an egg? But yes definitely do the thing."

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"Yeah I guess but then I won't get in trouble. I'll set up the livestream when I get home."

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"Okay. I like your videos!"

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"Thanks! Want anything that's not proprietary, I can do that."

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"I didn't have anything else in mind, I should think of something..."

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"It's okay, I'm not in a big hurry or anything."

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"So anyway, how do you have a brother? Since you're a demon?"

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"I used to be human. I died and went to Hell."

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"...were you a bad person?"

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"I don't think so. I was thirteen and I, like, cheated on my homework occasionally when I had something more interesting to do. But Hell's not bad, it's pretty neat. I can't do a livestream from there but I can post a video or something. There aren't, like, people being tortured or anything. Everyone's a demon and they just zip around making stuff and living and everything. A bunch of people saw me when I appeared and they were really nice and explained how to make stuff and everything."

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"What about the souls?"

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