"Wouldn't that be nice."

"I am sure it happens occasionally. How did you like Endorë?"

"It was fun except for the part where the more religious of the orcs are hoping for the triumphant return of their god. I managed not to try to tell them how that goes. Also poor Timothy couldn't talk to anybody but me without two layers of translation."

"You can get pretty much everywhere with just Thindarin."

"I don't actually speak Thindarin, I speak Quenya and was computer translating everything else. We found an orc who spoke Quenya and was willing to play tour guide for a bit though."

"You should get my dad to summon you once Singularity gets moving again."

"I look forward to it!"

And are there any problems at the dots?

Of course not, everything is going completely smoothly.

...people aren't queuing neatly or respecting triage. Some sick children are having trouble concentrating enough to dismiss their daeva. Somebody's tying up the staff demanding that they make it possible to summon at home, sick people can't travel, you monsters. Some nonmage religious sorts think the entire enterprise is an insult to Ci of Life. The dots offer refreshments and water and these are proving to be attractive nuisances.

"You should equip your staff with stun weapons and have them just take out anyone who is not respecting triage or who is remaining on the property after having been asked to leave."

"Wait, do we have non-wand stun weapons going spare? Did I forget something?"

"There're worlds where they exist, we haven't tried 'em."

"Anyway, hauling stunned people is a job for a fairy, and once you have a fairy to evict folks I'm not sure the weapons add much besides the opportunity to be disarmed and admittedly a way to not be shouted at."

"I wasn't expecting you'd actually have to stun many people. But yeah, fairy security works."

"I can tell them all to summon fairy security."

"You could stop time there and find fairies for them yourself, save them some shopping around."

"Yeah." He writes a note asking for the portal to Godspring to be closed again. "Can I have some circles?"

He can!

He gets to that.

Fairies, predictably enough, appear. Some of them are interested in the security summons.

When he has enough he calls down Cir to ask for a door so he can go dot-to-dot getting them set up.

Cir comes down but brings Ava and has her hold the door instead for safety reasons.

This is very reasonable. Through they go. Hopefully in time that nowhere has devolved into chaos.

Nothing the security fairies can't fix.

Yay. He adds that to the protocols for everywhere and goes to find the child-adopting demons to negotiate paying for them.