Downstairs the door opens and in walks a six year old girl with a weird animal.
It is less tacky than Hell and nearly as anarchic. Dwarves aren't far ahead of anyone else in tech but have them very much outmatched in 'variety+quality of consumer goods'. There are dazzling cave tours and all the museums are economic history and quite a few people speak Quenya for the research papers.
"Yeah, wouldn't do it inside an hour, but I think he'd want to be here awhile."
"Works for me. Thanks for coming out here. It was fascinating."
"It has been a lovely trip."
And back into orbit to rejoin the lightleaper and off they lightleap.
It's very well-orchestrated. Liatsi's planners are good at their jobs and there are lots of resources in Hell for people who want to do dramatic fireworks shows.
It's only a little weird that he looks exactly like Cam. They're dressed differently and the Cefaxi can't tell white people apart very easily, though, so nobody else really notices.
And then Cefax's dots can open for business. "I should be conjuring my mail very often for the next while, I'm expecting a bunch of problems. Is it convenient for me to stick around you, or should I summon someone?"
"I will want breaks from that pace but that's fine for most of the time."
"Thank you. Perhaps I am too pessimistic and it will all go very smoothly."